Little Brother

by bigbangtheoryk8

What does being the youngest mean to Michelangelo Hamato? Why do fanfiction writers ask so many questions in their summaries? Why abbreviate the words 'Read' and 'Review? And most importantly- where was I going with this? Anyway, here are some rules that I have observed being the youngest and the cutest turtle's experience with them

1. Chapter 1

Hello, it's your favorite little nerd (I hope) back again. I am experiencing EXTREME writers block on the Criminal Minds front and have recently gotten obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as childish as that sounds, but I am a child so frack it and I have problems with run-on sentences. Anyway, when I was four, I was SOOOOOOO obsessed with TMNT and my favorite was Leo (I forget why, maybe it's because he's so friggin sexy and that was sarcasm because he's a turtle, though I must admit he is sexy for a turtle but then they all are and- oh my god shut up!) But now my favorite is Mikey because he's funny and SO cute like a little teddy bear. I have memorized the theme song for the 2012 one and annoy the shell out of people by rapping it. Hehe. At my school, we have to choose names in our language and this one guy is Raphael so I started calling him, "Raphie boy" because that's what Mikey sometimes called Raph and then I was like, 'If he's Raphie, then I'm Mikey because Mikey calls him Raph'. So I'm Mikey and my friend, Melissa (Shout out because she's so awesome) is Donatello because she's so much smarter than me, but she's like a mix between Donnie and Leo and we can't find a Leo because he's so wise and leader-y and I know no one like that – Kate! Stop rambling! I'm sorry, I talk too much.

Anyway, I got the idea for this story from 'Unofficial Rules of the Enterprise' by Dannerose (Check it out, especially if you love Chekov being adorable) and my own experiences from being the youngest in my family. These are some things that I believe Michelangelo and I have in common. So without further ado, this is my take on being the youngest. Don't judge.

TMNTTMNTTMNTTMNTTMNTTMNTTMNT

Rules of Being the Youngest

1) Be annoying, it is expected

2) Don't be afraid to use the Puppy dog eyes

3) Crying will only work so many times

4) Just because you think you can fit in small spaces doesn't mean you should try

5) If they laugh at your jokes, it's probably forced

6) If your brothers try to shield you from something and tell you not to watch it, for god's sake heed their warnings!

7) Parents aren't always sympathetic to the youngest

8) Do not your brothers' food

9)Older brothers know everything, don't question them

10) Mockery is not the highest form of flattery

11) Youngest = idiot (it's just expected that they're smarter than you)

12) Even though you are they youngest, you probably have the dirtiest mind

13) You can't expect everyone to use your made up words

14) Being youngest is both a blessing and a curse