Title: Marriage
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the bus and the storyline
A.N: This is my very very short fic about Gilmore Girls (which is on tonight BTW)
"Sorry, I don't like you anymore. I thought I loved you but now I have found someone else I love" Dean tried to put Rory down gently.
"I think we should see other people" Max tried to pit Lorelai down gently.
"But, we're getting married tomorrow!!" Lorelai looked stunned
"Yeah, about that...um, i dont want to marry you anymore, I love someone else and I am going to marry them tomorrow"
"Cow!" Lorelai exclaimed and she slapped Max very hard on the face
"I suppose I deserved that" Max sulked away
"But I love you Dean!" Rory tried to reason with him
"I'm sorry Rory but I love someone else, someone special to me. I'm getting married to them tomorrow, do u want to come to the wedding"
"Get lost!"
Rory ran down the lane and met Lorelai at Luke's.
"What do u want?" Luke came over and asked them at the table
"A shotgun and two bullets" Lorelai suggested.
Luke laughed, before noticing she was serious.
"Whats wrong girls?" He asked as he sat down with them
"Max is getting married" Lorelai sobbed
"Dean is getting married" Rory sobbed.
The pair shared a quizzical glance before both saying
"Their getting married to each other!"
After about 2 hours of crying and 3 hours of murder plans they finally had a plan
"Okay lets go" Luke suggested
"I know pronounce you Husbands, you may now kiss each other" The priest said
Dean and Max leaned in to kiss each other but were distracted my a loud bus noise coming from behind them. They whizzed around and saw a huge bus heading straight for them. Inside the bus they saw Lorelai driving, Rory standing next to her and Luke standing at the door.
3 seconds later they were dead. Lorelai was spending eternity in jail with Luke, and Rory was sent to a Childrens Detention centre. Everyone was happy though. (except for the dead guys).
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the bus and the storyline
A.N: This is my very very short fic about Gilmore Girls (which is on tonight BTW)
"Sorry, I don't like you anymore. I thought I loved you but now I have found someone else I love" Dean tried to put Rory down gently.
"I think we should see other people" Max tried to pit Lorelai down gently.
"But, we're getting married tomorrow!!" Lorelai looked stunned
"Yeah, about that...um, i dont want to marry you anymore, I love someone else and I am going to marry them tomorrow"
"Cow!" Lorelai exclaimed and she slapped Max very hard on the face
"I suppose I deserved that" Max sulked away
"But I love you Dean!" Rory tried to reason with him
"I'm sorry Rory but I love someone else, someone special to me. I'm getting married to them tomorrow, do u want to come to the wedding"
"Get lost!"
Rory ran down the lane and met Lorelai at Luke's.
"What do u want?" Luke came over and asked them at the table
"A shotgun and two bullets" Lorelai suggested.
Luke laughed, before noticing she was serious.
"Whats wrong girls?" He asked as he sat down with them
"Max is getting married" Lorelai sobbed
"Dean is getting married" Rory sobbed.
The pair shared a quizzical glance before both saying
"Their getting married to each other!"
After about 2 hours of crying and 3 hours of murder plans they finally had a plan
"Okay lets go" Luke suggested
"I know pronounce you Husbands, you may now kiss each other" The priest said
Dean and Max leaned in to kiss each other but were distracted my a loud bus noise coming from behind them. They whizzed around and saw a huge bus heading straight for them. Inside the bus they saw Lorelai driving, Rory standing next to her and Luke standing at the door.
3 seconds later they were dead. Lorelai was spending eternity in jail with Luke, and Rory was sent to a Childrens Detention centre. Everyone was happy though. (except for the dead guys).