Things you would never see on Gundam Wing...
Yes, I know this has been done to the point of overkill, but I couldn't resist making a list of
my own. *grin*
THE SERIES...
RELENA:Oh, Heero, you're such a good dancer.
HEERO: Hn...
RELENA: Are you still going to kill me?
HEERO: Yes...
RELENA: *giggle* Well, why would you want to kill me?
HEERO: Because...
RELENA: *annoyed* Why, what did I ever do to you?
HEERO: You don't leave me alone! You're always following me around!! I can't have peace and quiet
time!!! *grabs head and falls to the floor* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! My head!!!
RELENA: Hey, Heero... *giggle* You're really cute!
TREIZE: *in bathtub* Lady Une, could you please bring me some more rose-scented bubble bath?
UNE: Why of course, Master Treize. *produces container of sulfuric acid*
TREIZE: *sees the container just in time and leaps out of the tub screaming like a little school
girl* UNE! What on earth are you doing?
UNE: What I should have done a long time ago. I'll kill you, and then I'll take over OZ!
TREIZE: But, why?
UNE: Because I don't like you.
*chases Treize around waving the container of acid threateningly*
TREIZE: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!! HEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEE!!!!!
ZECHS: *in Epyon* Please, Noin. Don't stay with me in this battle; it's too dangerous. I don't
want you to get hurt, even though I know you want to be by my side.
NOIN: Why in the heck would I want to do a thing like that for? Risk my own safety just so I can
"be by your side." You selfish pig! *flies away in her mobile suit*
ZECHS: Noin! Wait! I-I didn't mean it like that!... Noin! *begins to sob*
NOIN: I hope you die, you [censored]!
DOROTHY: Hey, Quatre... *blushes* I think you're really cute.
QUATRE: Like I care? Get away from me, [censored]!
DOROTHY: *gasp* Quatre?! I thought you liked me...
QUATRE: Ha! Why would I like a girl who is mean and nasty to me and stabs me? That's not very
nice, Miss Dorothy! *pulls out gun* I'll make you pay for what you did!
*chases Dorothy around with gun*
TREIZE: Milliardo, I'll be waiting on the other side...
BOOM! (Trieze dies)
Later on...
TREIZE'S GHOST: Milliardo... I'll be waiting...
ZECHS: AAHHH!!! Stop following me! Help!
NOIN: Hey, Zechs, who ya gonna call?
ZECHS: Uh... The Preventers?
NOIN: NO! Ghostbusters! ^.^
ZECHS: -_-'
TREIZE: Hey, watch it! :(
RELENA (aboard shuttle): Oh, how sweet- a teddy bear! Wonder who it's from?
*she opens the card*
Hmm... Happy Birthday, love Heero. Oh! Heero says he loves me! I can't believe it! Hmm? What's
this? It says, I'm counting down the hours till I can see you again as the clock ticks by...
Oh, how romantic! Wait a minute... This teddy bear's making a ticking noise!
*puts ear on bear*
I wonder... Is it a clock? How strange...
*Before she can say anything else, the bear explodes*
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
*appears covered in smoke and ashes*
I'll get that Heero Yuy!
HEERO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gotcha!
*an angry Relena chases a laughing Heero with a large mallot*
ENDLESS WALTZ...
TROWA: (in Marimeia's army) Hey, Wufei, long time no see. I like your uniform.
WUFEI: Oh, no, it looks much better on you- brings out the green in your eyes.
HEERO: Wufei, why are you fighting with Marimeia's army?
WUFEI: I can't tell you that.
HEERO: Why not?
WUFEI: It's too... embarrassing. *shudders*
HEERO: Tell me or I'll kill you.
WUFEI: FINE! She offered me a lifetime supply of Skittles and Doujinshi! How could I
resist?
HEERO: Doujinshi? About who?
WUFEI: Uh... *sweatdrop*
HEERO: *pulls gun* Spill it.
WUFEI: Ok, I confess! Me and Sally!
HEERO: You and Sally? Bwahahahahahaha!!!
RASHID: I will go onto the disposal transport to retrieve the Gundams.
QUATRE: *disinterested* Sure. Go ahead.
RASHID: *hesitating* Well, it is awful dangerous...
QUATRE: *shoving him out into space* Just go, ya chicken! I don't hire sissys like you! I should
have sent you and the rest of the Maguanac Corp into the Sun!
ZECHS: I find that I cannot sit quietly in my grave while Treize's spirit still roams among us.
DEKAN: What?! Treize is a ghost?! That's scary! Everyone, watch out for Treize's ghost!
TREIZE: BOO!
EVERYONE: AHHHH!!!!
MARIMEIA: Dekan, do you know what your name is spelled backwards?
DEKAN: Shut up!
MARIMEIA: *skipping around using a singsong voice* Naked! Naked! Hahahahaha!!
DEKAN: *sweatdrop* I'm going to spell it Dekim from now on...
QUATRE: We'll prioritize human life; there will be no casualties in this battle.
DUO: Aw, man! How am I supposed to be the God of Death if nobody DIES??!!
WUFEI: Heero! You've been under the water in Wing Zero for a long time!
HEERO: .... *bubble*
WUFEI: *impatient* Well, what are you doing?!
HEERO: *bubble*
WUFEI: *sigh* -_-' This is ridiculous... *Altron dives under water*
HEERO: *Wufei finds him using Wing Zero cockpit as a big bath tub. He's wearing a shower cap
and playing with a rubber ducky, and singing...* Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much
fun... *sees Wufei and blushes before pulling gun out of nowhere* If you tell a soul about this...
WUFEI: I know, I know: You'll kill me. *quickly swims back to the surface and flies away in Altron*
That was the freakiest thing I've ever see in my life!!!
MARIMEIA: *still skipping around* Naked naked naked!!! Hahahahahaha!!!
DEKIM: *red face* Shut up shut up shut up!!! Stupid kid!
MARIMEIA: Aw, you changed the spelling of your name! I thought it was Dekan.
DEKIM: It WAS, until you started calling me... well, that embarrassing word describing a lack of clothing.
MARIMEIA: You mean...
DEKIM: Oh no, here we go again...
MARIMEIA: Naked naked naked! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
DEKIM: -_-' Yeesh...
AT RANDOM...
QUATRE: Trowa, what are you going to do now that the war's over?
TROWA: Well, I think I'll follow Heero's lead and try to kill myself.
QUATRE: *horrified* But Trowa, why would you want to do a thing like that? You know, Sandrock
told me...
TROWA: You know Quatre, you and Sandrock can just blow off for all I care.
QUATRE: Come on, Wufei, give me your gundam so I can blow it up like all the others!
WUFEI: Fool! You are too weak to destroy Nataku!
QUATRE: But... blowing stuff up is fun... heh heh... *starting to go crazy*
WUFEI: Uh-oh... -_-'
Quatre and the Maguanac Corp.
QUARTRE: My next decree is that everyone of you shall wear little pink hats.
RASHID: Master Quatre, I'm not wearing a pink hat.
QUATRE: You'll do what I say, Rashid! Or else you're fired!
RASHID: For one thing, I don't have to do what you say because I am thirty years older than you.
And I don't even work for you, so you can't fire me.
QUATRE: Fine then! You're hired, AND fired! Wahahahahaha!!!
QUATRE: Would anyone like some tea?
WUFEI: Why do you drink that stuff?
QUATRE: Um... 'cause it's good?
WUFEI: You fool! Tea is for the weak! Coffee is better!
QUATRE: *sniffling* But... Why?
WUFEI: Because it is stong!
QUATRE: B-but tea has more caffeine, a-and...
WUFEI: Shut up!
QUATRE: *Crazy look* What did you say?...
WUFEI: Oh crap... *sweatdrop*
QUATRE: You'll die Wufei, 'cause I'm going to destroy everything!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!
WUFEI: NOOOO!!! Now I've done it!
TROWA: Hey, everyone! Party at my place! Woo-hoo!
WUFEI: Great, I'll bring the dip!
HEERO: You don't have to- Duo's already here!
ALL3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
QUATRE: Party's are stupid. I'm not going.
DUO: Me neither. I'd much rather sulk all by myself.
TREIZE: Lady Une, you are the love of my life.
UNE: Who? Me?
TREIZE: Of course! Who else?
LADY: Well, what about me?
TREIZE: Err... Wha?
UNE: You [censored]! He loves me!
LADY: How could he? I'M the nice one!
UNE: No, I am!
LADY: I am!
UNE: I AM!
LADY: Hey, where did Master Treize go?
UNE: You mean, General Treize.
LADY: No... Oh, never mind.
UNE: You said it.
TREIZE: Somebody help me!!!
HEERO: *on bended knee* Relena, my sweet, I love you so much. Will you marry me?
RELENA: *slaps Heero across the face* As if! What, do you think I'm crazy? I'd never marry you!
You're an insane trigger-happy freak! You're dangerous! *runs off crying to Milliardo*
HEERO: Would anyone like some tea?
THE END... Or is it? Ba ba BUMMM!!! *dramatic music*
Well, I'd say that's about enough of that! However, I'm thinking of continuing the insanity with
another chapter- This one would be the Gundam Pilots in occupations you'd never see! At least
it's semi-original. I also had the idea of writing a Gundam Wing kareoke scenario... hehehe...
I'm only publishing this story just to get some stuff online while I finish my action/adventure
story, "At All Costs." If you guys like this and want me to write the next chapter of silly
occupations and songs, give me some feedback! Maybe you even have a few ideas you'd like
to share...
Later!
~Aerie
Yes, I know this has been done to the point of overkill, but I couldn't resist making a list of
my own. *grin*
THE SERIES...
RELENA:Oh, Heero, you're such a good dancer.
HEERO: Hn...
RELENA: Are you still going to kill me?
HEERO: Yes...
RELENA: *giggle* Well, why would you want to kill me?
HEERO: Because...
RELENA: *annoyed* Why, what did I ever do to you?
HEERO: You don't leave me alone! You're always following me around!! I can't have peace and quiet
time!!! *grabs head and falls to the floor* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! My head!!!
RELENA: Hey, Heero... *giggle* You're really cute!
TREIZE: *in bathtub* Lady Une, could you please bring me some more rose-scented bubble bath?
UNE: Why of course, Master Treize. *produces container of sulfuric acid*
TREIZE: *sees the container just in time and leaps out of the tub screaming like a little school
girl* UNE! What on earth are you doing?
UNE: What I should have done a long time ago. I'll kill you, and then I'll take over OZ!
TREIZE: But, why?
UNE: Because I don't like you.
*chases Treize around waving the container of acid threateningly*
TREIZE: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!! HEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEE!!!!!
ZECHS: *in Epyon* Please, Noin. Don't stay with me in this battle; it's too dangerous. I don't
want you to get hurt, even though I know you want to be by my side.
NOIN: Why in the heck would I want to do a thing like that for? Risk my own safety just so I can
"be by your side." You selfish pig! *flies away in her mobile suit*
ZECHS: Noin! Wait! I-I didn't mean it like that!... Noin! *begins to sob*
NOIN: I hope you die, you [censored]!
DOROTHY: Hey, Quatre... *blushes* I think you're really cute.
QUATRE: Like I care? Get away from me, [censored]!
DOROTHY: *gasp* Quatre?! I thought you liked me...
QUATRE: Ha! Why would I like a girl who is mean and nasty to me and stabs me? That's not very
nice, Miss Dorothy! *pulls out gun* I'll make you pay for what you did!
*chases Dorothy around with gun*
TREIZE: Milliardo, I'll be waiting on the other side...
BOOM! (Trieze dies)
Later on...
TREIZE'S GHOST: Milliardo... I'll be waiting...
ZECHS: AAHHH!!! Stop following me! Help!
NOIN: Hey, Zechs, who ya gonna call?
ZECHS: Uh... The Preventers?
NOIN: NO! Ghostbusters! ^.^
ZECHS: -_-'
TREIZE: Hey, watch it! :(
RELENA (aboard shuttle): Oh, how sweet- a teddy bear! Wonder who it's from?
*she opens the card*
Hmm... Happy Birthday, love Heero. Oh! Heero says he loves me! I can't believe it! Hmm? What's
this? It says, I'm counting down the hours till I can see you again as the clock ticks by...
Oh, how romantic! Wait a minute... This teddy bear's making a ticking noise!
*puts ear on bear*
I wonder... Is it a clock? How strange...
*Before she can say anything else, the bear explodes*
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
*appears covered in smoke and ashes*
I'll get that Heero Yuy!
HEERO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gotcha!
*an angry Relena chases a laughing Heero with a large mallot*
ENDLESS WALTZ...
TROWA: (in Marimeia's army) Hey, Wufei, long time no see. I like your uniform.
WUFEI: Oh, no, it looks much better on you- brings out the green in your eyes.
HEERO: Wufei, why are you fighting with Marimeia's army?
WUFEI: I can't tell you that.
HEERO: Why not?
WUFEI: It's too... embarrassing. *shudders*
HEERO: Tell me or I'll kill you.
WUFEI: FINE! She offered me a lifetime supply of Skittles and Doujinshi! How could I
resist?
HEERO: Doujinshi? About who?
WUFEI: Uh... *sweatdrop*
HEERO: *pulls gun* Spill it.
WUFEI: Ok, I confess! Me and Sally!
HEERO: You and Sally? Bwahahahahahaha!!!
RASHID: I will go onto the disposal transport to retrieve the Gundams.
QUATRE: *disinterested* Sure. Go ahead.
RASHID: *hesitating* Well, it is awful dangerous...
QUATRE: *shoving him out into space* Just go, ya chicken! I don't hire sissys like you! I should
have sent you and the rest of the Maguanac Corp into the Sun!
ZECHS: I find that I cannot sit quietly in my grave while Treize's spirit still roams among us.
DEKAN: What?! Treize is a ghost?! That's scary! Everyone, watch out for Treize's ghost!
TREIZE: BOO!
EVERYONE: AHHHH!!!!
MARIMEIA: Dekan, do you know what your name is spelled backwards?
DEKAN: Shut up!
MARIMEIA: *skipping around using a singsong voice* Naked! Naked! Hahahahaha!!
DEKAN: *sweatdrop* I'm going to spell it Dekim from now on...
QUATRE: We'll prioritize human life; there will be no casualties in this battle.
DUO: Aw, man! How am I supposed to be the God of Death if nobody DIES??!!
WUFEI: Heero! You've been under the water in Wing Zero for a long time!
HEERO: .... *bubble*
WUFEI: *impatient* Well, what are you doing?!
HEERO: *bubble*
WUFEI: *sigh* -_-' This is ridiculous... *Altron dives under water*
HEERO: *Wufei finds him using Wing Zero cockpit as a big bath tub. He's wearing a shower cap
and playing with a rubber ducky, and singing...* Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time so much
fun... *sees Wufei and blushes before pulling gun out of nowhere* If you tell a soul about this...
WUFEI: I know, I know: You'll kill me. *quickly swims back to the surface and flies away in Altron*
That was the freakiest thing I've ever see in my life!!!
MARIMEIA: *still skipping around* Naked naked naked!!! Hahahahahaha!!!
DEKIM: *red face* Shut up shut up shut up!!! Stupid kid!
MARIMEIA: Aw, you changed the spelling of your name! I thought it was Dekan.
DEKIM: It WAS, until you started calling me... well, that embarrassing word describing a lack of clothing.
MARIMEIA: You mean...
DEKIM: Oh no, here we go again...
MARIMEIA: Naked naked naked! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
DEKIM: -_-' Yeesh...
AT RANDOM...
QUATRE: Trowa, what are you going to do now that the war's over?
TROWA: Well, I think I'll follow Heero's lead and try to kill myself.
QUATRE: *horrified* But Trowa, why would you want to do a thing like that? You know, Sandrock
told me...
TROWA: You know Quatre, you and Sandrock can just blow off for all I care.
QUATRE: Come on, Wufei, give me your gundam so I can blow it up like all the others!
WUFEI: Fool! You are too weak to destroy Nataku!
QUATRE: But... blowing stuff up is fun... heh heh... *starting to go crazy*
WUFEI: Uh-oh... -_-'
Quatre and the Maguanac Corp.
QUARTRE: My next decree is that everyone of you shall wear little pink hats.
RASHID: Master Quatre, I'm not wearing a pink hat.
QUATRE: You'll do what I say, Rashid! Or else you're fired!
RASHID: For one thing, I don't have to do what you say because I am thirty years older than you.
And I don't even work for you, so you can't fire me.
QUATRE: Fine then! You're hired, AND fired! Wahahahahaha!!!
QUATRE: Would anyone like some tea?
WUFEI: Why do you drink that stuff?
QUATRE: Um... 'cause it's good?
WUFEI: You fool! Tea is for the weak! Coffee is better!
QUATRE: *sniffling* But... Why?
WUFEI: Because it is stong!
QUATRE: B-but tea has more caffeine, a-and...
WUFEI: Shut up!
QUATRE: *Crazy look* What did you say?...
WUFEI: Oh crap... *sweatdrop*
QUATRE: You'll die Wufei, 'cause I'm going to destroy everything!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!
WUFEI: NOOOO!!! Now I've done it!
TROWA: Hey, everyone! Party at my place! Woo-hoo!
WUFEI: Great, I'll bring the dip!
HEERO: You don't have to- Duo's already here!
ALL3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
QUATRE: Party's are stupid. I'm not going.
DUO: Me neither. I'd much rather sulk all by myself.
TREIZE: Lady Une, you are the love of my life.
UNE: Who? Me?
TREIZE: Of course! Who else?
LADY: Well, what about me?
TREIZE: Err... Wha?
UNE: You [censored]! He loves me!
LADY: How could he? I'M the nice one!
UNE: No, I am!
LADY: I am!
UNE: I AM!
LADY: Hey, where did Master Treize go?
UNE: You mean, General Treize.
LADY: No... Oh, never mind.
UNE: You said it.
TREIZE: Somebody help me!!!
HEERO: *on bended knee* Relena, my sweet, I love you so much. Will you marry me?
RELENA: *slaps Heero across the face* As if! What, do you think I'm crazy? I'd never marry you!
You're an insane trigger-happy freak! You're dangerous! *runs off crying to Milliardo*
HEERO: Would anyone like some tea?
THE END... Or is it? Ba ba BUMMM!!! *dramatic music*
Well, I'd say that's about enough of that! However, I'm thinking of continuing the insanity with
another chapter- This one would be the Gundam Pilots in occupations you'd never see! At least
it's semi-original. I also had the idea of writing a Gundam Wing kareoke scenario... hehehe...
I'm only publishing this story just to get some stuff online while I finish my action/adventure
story, "At All Costs." If you guys like this and want me to write the next chapter of silly
occupations and songs, give me some feedback! Maybe you even have a few ideas you'd like
to share...
Later!
~Aerie