One day, Prussia decided to have a draw off of the best girl in America, since he loved the heavy metal they played there. "Ze awesome me is getting lonely, and Gilbird doesn't seem to be enough...I know! I shall find ze perfect girl!"
Day after day, he worked on building the place up so that he could host the contest himself, and have America allow it.
One day, a girl named Alexandra saw the advertisment of Prussia's contest. "Well, you can't play anything but the violin, so you COULD just sing! Or...You could totes screw up your lessons and play the violin like a guitar, only with the bow," suggested Alex's friend, Melissa. They lived in Houston, TX. The two girls had been friends since 6th grade.
"No way! I wouldn't stand a chance. Even if I DID try it with my violin, I might as well just create something of my own and play it heavy metal on Zaikron (the name given to her violin by Alex herself)," she said.
"No way, Alex! You gotta try! Even if you fail, his advise to improve will mark your mind FOREVER! And I know how much you love Prussia. You've posters of him shirtless in his underwear in your room!"
A few days passed, and it was time for the concert. Girl after girl tried to win Prussia's heart, but everyone failed. "Come on, next up..." Prussia was paused over the name. He adn't seen it before, and secretly thought it was beautiful.
"Miss ALEXANDRA JACKSON!"
The crowd shouted. Alex was a very popular fashion model for heavy metal girls in Houston. She walked up onto the stage with Zaikron. And all of a sudden, everyone jumped as she started to play her violin with her friend, Marion, as the bass player. Her friend, April, as the drums player. And her friend Brianna as the guitarist.
The song was hard to play, and everybody knew it. Prussia was stunned. He had never seen a girl with so much skills in his life.
"STOP," he shouted. The winner is..."
Everybody was eager to know. "Miss ALEXANDRA JACKSON!"
The other contestants where very angry. "All right, show's over, move it peeps," he shouted to the crowd firmly. He walked up to Alex and starteled her. "I've never seen someone like you in my life..."
"I...um," she couldn't reply. Her friends where cheering her loudly from behind the door. "I know...How 'bout xe awesome me and you, go to a bar, have some drinks, then you can come to my place. And we can have some fun, if you know what I mean-Kesesese!"
"Oh HELL YES!"
(And from that point on, the two where extreme lovers of each other-And miss Alex got her vital regions invaded that night, as well!)