Riiing

"Alright Glee Club, we may have not won in Sectionals, and we may not have the choir room anymore, but we're still gonna have a great year." Says Finn, enthusiastically. "Now, Rider, you had something you wanted to talk about?"

"Yeah, guys. Well, my little bro is in this Boys' Choir and he says it sucks. So, I was thinking, maybe, we drop by and have a visit. You guys in?"

"Sure." "I'm in" "Why not?" "Okay."

"No." says Brittany.

"What? Why not?" asks Ryder.

"Well, I'm allergic to nuts. They make my breasts hurt and my mom says kids are nuts, so if I go, then my breasts could hurt. And I don't wanna be in that situation."

"Oh, okay...well the rest of you let's go," Says Ryder, knowing argueing to Brittany was useless. She still doesn't believe that Hannah Montana is Miley Stuart.

GLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGLEEGL

At McKinley Elementary

"Kids...(sigh)...you have to remember I'm up here conducting you for a reason, now WATCH ME, WATCH MY FINGERS, here we go, ready? And a one, and a two, and..."

Dès le premier jour
Ton parfum enivre mon amour
Et dans ces instants
J'aimerais être comme toi par moment
Mais depuis ce jour
Je n'ai qu'un seul et unique regret

...

"Very good, now let's move on to the next-"

She's cut off by the funkiest of epic techno/punk dance tunes, which could make even Jesus Christ himself dance, and an exhilerated Blaine pounces in and begins singing...

My wing tips waltz across naive
Wood floors they creak
Innocently down the stairs

Now, Sam runs in and joins in with Blaine (cause they're obviously secretly in love)

Drag melody
My percussive feet serve cobweb headaches as a
Matching set of marching clocks
The slumbering apparitions
That they've come to wake up

Now, Marley comes in

Here I am composing a burlesque
Out of where they rest their necks
Sunken in their splintered cradles
And ramshackle hands (Sam does the weird RAHHAHAH Herobrine sounding part)
They asked for it as a girl

(Sam) You have set your heart
(Blaine) On haunting me forever
(Marley) From the start
(All) It's never silent

Now, Ryder comes in with a grande entrance and begins singing to the teacher (CAUSE SHES A BITCH)

Ever since we met
I only shoot up with your perfume
It's the only thing
That makes me feel as good as you do
Ever since we met
I've got just one regret to live through
And that one regret is you`

Now the rest come in and sing (except for Tina, cause she's a little...tied up...:D (i hate her)

How does a heart love, if no one has noticed
Its presence and where does it go?
Trembling hands play my heart like a drum,
But the beats gotten lost in the show

You have set your heart
On haunting me forever
From the start
It's never silent

Ever since we met
I only shoot up with your perfume
It's the only thing
That makes me feel as good as you do
Ever since we met
I've got just one regret to live through
And I regret never letting you go!

Ever since we met
I only shoot up with your perfume
It's the only thing
That makes me feel as good as you do
Ever since we met
I've got just one regret to live through
And that one regret is you

Now , the kids sing along, in a rebellious but still really boring sounding way (someone give these kids a Red Bull)

Mona Lisa pleased to please ya
(And that one regret is you)
Mona Lisa pleased to please ya
(And that one regret is you)
Mona Lisa pleased to please ya
(Ahhhhh)

and now that annoying sounding singing voice that goes

GLEE!

as it goes to commercials

If you want me to make another chapter, I'ma need to see some reviews so I know it's all good, otay? Good. BAD REVIEWS MAKE QUENTIN SAD! Also comment.