Breaking Bad and Herbert Midgley Crossover
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman are driving through Nacogdoches Texas on a run to pick up of methylene from Houston Texas. Jesse looks out the car window and sees Herbert Midgley standing next to the iconic fire hydrant making a video of himself. I'm
"Woah, Mr. White stop the car," says Jessie.
"Jesse, you just use the bathroom a few minutes ago we're not stopping again," answers Walter sternly.
Jesse says, "No Mr. White that's Herbert Midgley, the Internet Legend!"
"Who?!", says Walter.
"Herbert Midgley, the man with over 4000 videos on YouTube! I've binge watched all of his videos a ton of times. This guy is my hero!", proclaims Jesse.
Walter says,"You mean that idiot over there talking to a fire hydrant is some kind of Internet celebrity?! Jesse, what has this world become?"
"Stop the car and turn around, I have to meet him. He made the sickest sci-fi film ever made THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS. Dude me and Badger have watched that film over a thousand times! PULL OVER!", yells Jesse.
Walter continues to drive without flinching.
"You know Mr. White we're in a dangerous business, we could die at any minute. I may never have the chance to meet Herbert Midgley the Internet Legend. Please, Mr. White," begs Jesse.
Walter rolls his eyes and pull the car around and parks the car.
"Jesse you got five minutes, we got to get to Houston quick or the rest of our project will go bad. Go meet your internet sensation," Walter says.
Jesse hops out of the car and runs towards Herbert Midgley who still next to the fire hydrant. Walter slowly gets out of the car and joins Jesse.
"And Rock and Roll and of course it does compute!", says Herbert Midgley towards the camera on a tripod. Herbert walks over and turns off the camera.
"Mr. Midgley I want to say I watched all your videos and I'm a major fan dude!", says Jesse.
Herbert Midgley puts out his hand and shakes Jesse's hand.
"Thank you for watching, I can tell by your hand shake that you have made wooden boxes before. I used to make them in my youth," says Herbert Midgley.
"Wow, I haven't thought about that box since high school," says Jesse.
Herbert Midgley looks at Walter and puts his hand out towards him they shake hands.
"You must be his father," says Herbert Midgley.
"Something like that, he's really a big fan of yours," says Walter.
"Dude, what were you thinking when you wrote THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS? It's like you saw my life to put it on film! The protagonist is just like me!", Jesse proudly says.
Herbert Midgley smiles. "THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS was a lot of fun to write and make. Thank you for being a fan."
"Dude, I seen it 1000 times maybe more when I ... well, you know." , says Jesse.
Walter looks Jesse. "We need to get down the road," says Walter.
"I can tell you love The Robot film, here," says Herbert.
Herbert Midgley pulls out from his suit pocket THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS DVD and takes out his pen. "Who should I make this out to?" , asks Herbert Midgley.
Walter and Jesse look at each other.
Walter and Jesse are in back in the car and Jesse is looking at the DVD and smiling. The inscription on
THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS DVD reads: Badger you are the man! Rock and Roll and it does Compute! Herbert Midgley, the Internet Legend!
Jesse nods his head, "Badger is not going to believe this!"
Walter looks at Jesse shakes his head, "I don't believe this!"
Walter and Jesse drive as they pass a sign saying 142 miles to Houston.
The End