So hi, and welcome! Let's all suffer together reading (or writing) the oh-so-very educational review of the infamous Starkit's Prophecy! My comments will be in Bold and Italics, since...since...since...Oh right! Since the author of this story (xdarkrosesx) writes her notes in bold too.

Right, so, um, enjoy (if you can) the story! (Do notice I use the term 'story' really loosely)

ALLIANCES

Hang on here...(looks down list) so ThunderClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan and WindClan are in an alliance? That's really...um...in character...

ok so like i said this iks my first story be nice plz

(You could at least be nice first and use proper spelling.)

btw its set afte rsunset so

(Ooh, 'rsunset' sounds cool! Is it a dessert of some sort?)

ThunderClan

Leader: Firestar - ginger tom with a flame-colored pelt

Deputy: Brambleclaw - dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes

Medicine Cat: JayFeather-gray tom

(Jayfeather, not JayFeather. Your capitalisation skills are really pro, eh?)

Warriors:

Squirrelflight - dark ginger she-cat with green eyes

Apprentice, Foxpaw

Dustpelt - dark brown tabby tom

Sandstorm - pale ginger she-ca

(Everyone! Pause! What, pray I ask, is a she-ca? Xdarkrosesx, I hereby applaud you for originality!)

Cloudtail - long-haired white tom

Apprentice DaisyPaw - cream long-furred cat from the horseplace

(A queen that has borne two litters of kittens, and don't even want to attend a training session, is an apprentice. Interesting.)

Brackenfur - golden brown tabby tom

Sorreltail - tortoiseshell-and-white she-cat with amber eyes

Thornclaw - golden brown tabby tom

Brightheart - white she-cat with ginger patches

Spiderleg - long-limbed black tom with brown underbelly and amber eyes

Whitewing - white she-cat with green eyes

Apprentice, Icepaw

Birchfall - light brown tabby tom

Graystripe - long-haired gray tom

Berrynose - cream-colored tom

Hazeltail - small gray-and-white she-cat

(Now you're being specific. How small? I don't see her (peers through electron microscope) oh! There you are, Hazel dear.)

Mousewhisker - gray-and-white tom

Cinderheart - gray tabby she-cat

Poppyfrost - tortoiseshell she-cat

Honeyfern- light brown tabby she-cat

Lionblaze - golden tabby tom

Hollyleaf - black she-cat

FoxHeart-reddish tabby tom

IceFire-white she cat

(She's a paradox of her own. Ice, and fire. Um, let me question the great warrior-name-giver, Firestar.

Echoshadow: So, Firestar, why the paradox name?

Firestar: Oh, it was accidental. Um, I thought she was on fire, so...

~End of conversation~

HEAR THAT, ICEFIRE? YOU'RE A MISTAKE! A MISTAKE! THANK XDARKROSESX!)

ToadRibbit-black—and-white tom

(Toadribbit, eh. Ribbit, ribbit. What did you do, Toadribbit, croak like a frog in front of Firestar during your warrior ceremony? Really, you shouldn't have. Or...were you another mistake? Hmm?)

RoseFlame-dark cream she cat

BriarStorm-dark brown she cat

BumbleFlower-very pale gray tom with black stipes

(Wow, such a manly name! Hey, Bumbleflower, are you sure you're a legit tom? If I was a tom at a gathering hearing your name I would be like, Oh, another gossipy queen? Didn't know of her.)

BlossomWind-pale brown she cat iwth a dark stripe along her spine

(Oh, this is a NICE NAME. Except, dear xdarkrosesx, that isn't her name.)

Apprentices:

Fox DaisyPaw - cream long-furred cat from the horseplace

(I have nothing to say. Fox DaisyPaw? Ludicrous.)

FlamePaw-firecolored she cat with one grnee eye one blue eye\

(One blue eye and one...grnee...eye. Cool.)

LakePaw-bright blue gray she cat with blue eyes

The last 2 r starKits siters (That got promoted to apprentices before Starkit because Starkit was such an annoying Mary-Sue. Great job, Firestar, that's one thing you did right in your life.)

JazzPaw-red she cat with blue eyes and a black tail

(Jazzpaw? Eh, cats know music? [Imagines Squirrelflight dancing the tango with Brambleclaw][Sputters with laughter])

Queens:

Ferncloud - pale gray (with darker flecks) she-cat with green eyes mother of Dustpelts kits

Dawnsparkle-bright tortishell she cat with garguntan blue eye's mother of Jayfeathers' ktis, formaly of Shadowclan

(That's gotta be the worst name I ever heard. I mean, yeah,just because the Mary-Sue is a Mary-Sue doesn't mean her mother should be one too.)

Kits:

StarKit-graysh-blue-and purple she cat with molting orange eyes and a white star on her forhaed

(Molting orange eyes? That's gotta be scary. Firestar should name her Starlava. Then she can go drown herself in lava. See, the star dying of lava. How symbolic.)(Genetists, listen up! There is a new gene, or mutation, that causes Mary-Sues to grow stars on their heads! Watch out!)

Elders:

Longtail - pale tabby tom with dark black stripes, retired early due to failing sight

Mousefur - small dusky brown she-cat

Weaslepelt-big red tabby he cat with bight yellow eyes (hes Rowanclaw's dad, he came to Thunderclan when Dawn- did0

(How did xdarkrosesx type a '0' after a 'd' when they are at the opposite sides of the keyboard?)

LeafPool-brown tabby she cat

(Great, our much-loved meddie cat is now curled up in the elders den. Leafpool fans, weapons up and CHARRGGEE! At xdarkrosesx, not me, I mean.)

ShadowClan

Leader: Blackstar - large white tom with huge jet-black paws

Deputy: Russetfur - dark ginger she-cat

Medicine Cat: Littlecloud - very small tabby tom

Apprentice, Flamepaw (ginger tom)

Warriors:

Oakfur - small brown tom

Apprentice, Tigerpaw (dark brown tabby tom)

Rowanclaw - ginger tom

Smokefoot - black tom

Apprentice, Owlpaw (light brown tabby tom)

Ivytail - black, white and tortoiseshell she-cat

Apprentice, Dawnpaw (cream-furred she-cat)

(Another Dawn! One more dawn, xdarkrosesx, and I'll virtually burn this thing to virtual ashes.)

Toadfoot - dark brown tom

Crowfrost - black-and-white tom

Apprentice, Olivepaw (tortoiseshell she-cat)

Kinkfur - tabby she-cat, with long fur that sticks out at all angles

Ratscar - brown tom with long scar across his back

Apprentice, Shrewpaw (gray she-cat with black feet)

Snaketail - dark brown tabby tom with striped tail

Apprentice, Scorchpaw (dark gray tom)

Whitewater - white she-cat with long fur, blind in one eye

Apprentice, Redpaw (mottled brown and ginger tom)

Tawnypelt - tortoiseshell she-cat with green eyes

Flamewind- flame color tabby tom with green eye's

Tigerclaw-huge dark brown tabby tom with long claw's and amber eys

DawnFeather-cream tabby she cat (shes a different cant then the one in tC ok?)

(Sureee, because we can't tell the difference between 'feather' and 'sparkle', especially if one of them is so Mary-Sueish.)

OlivePaw-bright brown she cat

Queens:

Snowbird - pure white she-cat

Elders:

Cedarheart - dark gray tom

Tallpoppy - long-legged light brown she-cat

WindClan

Leader: Onestar - brown tabby tom

Deputy: Ashfoot - gray she-cat

Medicine Cat: Barkface - short-tailed brown tom

Apprentice, Kestrelpaw (mottled gray tom)

Warriors:

Tornear - tabby tom

Crowfeather - dark gray tom

Owlwhisker - light brown tabby tom

Whitetail - small white she-cat

(You can tell xdarkrosesx totally tried to describe the cats well. Thumbs up!)

Nightcloud - black she-cat

Gorsetail - very pale gray-and-white cat with blue eyes

Weaselfur - ginger tom with white paws

Harespring - brown-and-white tom

Leaftail - dark tabby tom, amber eyes

Apprentice, Thistlepaw (long-haired white tom)

Dewspots - spotted gray she-cat

(Because that totally makes sense.)

Apprentice, Sedgepaw (light brown tabby she-cat)

Willowclaw - gray she-cat

Apprentice, Swallowpaw (dark gray she-cat)

Antpelt - brown tom with one black ear

Emberfoot - gray tom with two dark paws

Apprentice, Sunpaw (tortoiseshell she-cat with large white mark on her forehead)

Heathertail - light brown tabby she-cat with blue eyes

Breezepelt - black tom with amber eyes

Elders:

Morningflower - very old tortoiseshell queen

Webfoot - dark gray tabby tom

RiverClan

Leader: Leopardstar - unusually spotted golden tabby she-cat

Deputy: Mistyfoot - gray she-cat with blue eyes

Medicine Cat: Mothwing - dappled golden she-cat

Apprentice, Willowshine (gray tabby she-cat)

Warriors:

Blackclaw - smoky-black tom

Voletooth - small brown tabby tom

(So, it seems logical to xdarkrosesx that cats know what voles' teeth look like, and that a RiverClan cat has teeth like a vole's. Well, xdarkrosesx, great job![claps sarcastically])

Apprentice, Minnowpaw (dark gray she-cat)

Reedwhisker - black tom

Mosspelt - tortoiseshell she-cat with blue eyes

Apprentice, Pebblepaw (mottled gray tom)

Beechfur - light brown tom

Rippletail - dark gray tabby tom

Apprentice, Mallowpaw (light brown tabby tom)

Graymist - pale gray tabby

Dawnflower - pale gray she-cat

Dapplenose - mottled gray she-cat

Pouncetail - ginger-and-white tom

Mintfur - light gray tabby tom

Apprentice, Nettlepaw (dark brown tabby tom)

Otterheart - dark brown she-cat

Apprentice, Sneezepaw (gray-and-white tom)

Pinefur - very short-haired tabby she-cat

Apprentice, Robinpaw (tortoiseshell-and-white tom)

Rainstorm - mottled gray-blue tom

Duskfur - brown tabby she-cat

Apprentice, Copperpaw (dark ginger she-cat)

Queens:

Icewing - white cat with green eyes, mother of Beetlekit, Pricklekit, Petalkit, and Grasskit

Elders:

Heavystep - thickset tabby tom

Swallowtail - dark tabby she-cat

Stonestream - gray tom

(And, because that is so so soooo precise, I'm just gonna assume Stonestream has purple eyes because why not.)

And that's it, folks! So what do we learn today?

1) The four Clans are miraculously in an alliance, and they havn't tried to kill one another yet, and they so thoughtfully left out SkyClan.

2) We learn a new term, 'she-ca', and a new colour, 'grnee'.

3) Hazeltail is microscopic, because it's totally possible for a horseplace queen-turned-apprentice to give birth to a tiny mite the size of a cell.

4) Icefire's a mistake, and Toadribbit might be one too. Firestar has a great imagination for warrior names. Xdarkroses loves giving warriors different warrior names, and yet love giving 2-word descriptions for cats too.

5) We can obviously see who's the Mary-Sue here, that weird idiot emblazoned with a shining star. Though you're not doing it right, xdarkrosesx, she's supposed to be an apprentice along with her delightfully-normal littermates.

I'm gonna have 5 points for each chapter, okay? Cya then.