Hello there. How was your day? Mine was the usual. Complete a Temple, fight some bad guys, and catch a few bugs. Oh you don't know who I am yet? Then your pretty dumb, and shouldn't be reading this story. My name is Link, duh, and currently, I'm on my way to go make some money. And I don't mean cut some bushes or roll into a tree, I mean selling some delightful insects.

This creeper dude that lives at the Knight Academy is completely obsessed with these things! Plus, he puts up a pretty good bargain for them. His name is Strich (weirdest name ever). Well obviously, the prices differ with what bug it it. He even has an annoying catchphrase. Well, many of them. "I'll bee seeing you," "Bye-Bye Mantis Face," and the creepiest, "A little bug told me you would stop by today." Gives me the chills.

But the extremely lame thing that needs to happen, though, is that he only gets them at night. Yeah, no selling in the day, when every one's awake. And the fact that I sleep in his room, (until night) so it would be less of a trip to get there is even a little creepy. I'm pretty sure he watches me while I'm sleeping. There at night, "watching his bugs" and in the morning he's at the Lumpy Pumpkin. Pretty lame life for him, if I must say.

So right now, (that we're back in the present) I'm about to sleep in his bed. And between you and me, I think he'll rape me, or something. After all, my butt usually hurts when I wake up whenever I sleep in here.

"Goodnight, Link," I heard from above me. What the hell? Who's there? I look to the top bunk and see the Bug-Freak staring at me. "What am I doing here, you ask?" I didn't say anything... "Well I figured I'd better be in here when you wake up. I love them bugs! Well, goodnight. Or should I say good afternoon!" He chuckled loudly and laid down. Okay, creep. See you in a few hours. I fell asleep after a few minutes, and when I woke up, well, don't even get me started.

Strich was watching me closely about a foot away from the bottom bunk. "Hello, Link. Ready to sell some insects?" Oh my god! Get away from me creep! I got my sword and shield back on, thankful that it wasn't touched last... Uhh... Morning, and stood up. He walked over to his bug collection and I followed him. He faced me and moved his lips. "Hmmm... I'm feeling like a Blessed Butterfly, Gerudo Dragonfly, and a Faron Grasshopper." Perfect. I think I have a couple of these.

I handed him three Blessed Butterflies, and in return got fifteen Rupees. Yeah, only fifteen, how wonderful. I was too lazy to check my bugs to see if I had another one. He asked if I had a grasshopper, and I nodded my head up and down. He held out his hand, but I gave him nothing, as It turns out I didn't have one. I shook my head to the side and he stuck out his left hand, and put his right hand next to his ear.

"May the power of Christ compel you!" He yelled, shaking his upper body. Dude, calm down! I tried to reason with him, but he kept on freaking out. "Be gone, demon!" He screamed. Fine! I'll leave! I quickly ran out the door, toward Pipit (the only sane person here). But even from a Pipit's location, I could still hear Strich saying, "Be gone, demon!"

Pshht, freak.