Here it is everybody! How to be a demigod! Just for mortals who really want to prove they are demigods! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't know if I have to do one for this kind of story, but I am nott rick he is my inspiration though!

Chapter 1: The Big Three

Zeus

Ok to be a Zeus demigod you need to simply have these supplies to prove it to your friends!

A electricity outlet

a lamp with a cord to plug in

Your finger

A light switch

A potato

Your breath

A empty water bottle(plastic)

1st way

Go to your electricity outlet and plug in the lamp cord in slowly, fast, and normal, it might take a while, but your objective is to make a small spark!

2nd Way

Ok everybody can be a Zeus demigod with this way!

To prove you can make a light bulb go on without using your fingers, touching the switch, you can use your potato and throw it at the switch, this may take some time too but you are turning a lightbulb on without touching a switch!

3rd way

Get your breath and the empty bottle and set the bottle on a table, 2 in. from the end, and stand right infront of the end of the table and blow, proving you can control the wind!

Poseidon

You need,

A bucket of water

Your breath

A plate

A faucet that can supply water

Your 2 hands

1st way

Take the bucket of water and your breath and put the bucket of water on the floor, and put your head over it and blow. You have now proved that you can make waves!

2nd way

Take the faucet that can supply water, the plate and your 2 hands.

Put some water on the plate, don't let it overflow just to fill the bottom on the plate, take your 2 hands and grab the plate, don't let it tip. Carefully tip it back and forth so the water isn't falling on the ground, or spilling. You have now proved to can make water move without touching it like Percy.

Hades

This will be kinda like a prank

You will need,

To be at a creepy cemetery at night

Your most haunting voice ever

However many people you want (to 'raise' from their 'dead' slumber)

Zombie make-up

Tattered clothes

Fake blood

Ok 1st you need to dress up the 'zombies' in the tattered clothing, and once your done take the FAKE blood, (or real if you want… no don't I was kidding) and apply that all over the tattered clothing. Then take your zombie makeup and apply to 'zombies' and then add some FAKE blood and spread it over their face, but make it look natural. Then take your 'zombies' and hide them behind headstones, then invite your friends to the cemetery you're at. (of course…duh) And then position them to stand so they won't see your 'zombies' then stand in front and use your most haunting voice ever and say," I raise you my dead warriors!" And scare the kiwi out of them!

Please write requests on what gods I should do, any one, roman, Egyptian (the Kane Chronicles anybody?) or GREEK!

THX!

-DOA2002

p.s. I would like to say if u love to read PJO fics, go read ezeil's stories! They're awesome! And I'd like to thank ezeil for being so nice and supportive! Ok now im done! =)