Note: I do not own harry potter in any way!
These are just some lines, which I rearranged to make them sound funny!!!
Please read and review.
Ron: Voldemort
Harry: Ahhhh.you said His name!!!
Snape: But Harry's not a lunatic, he's never crossed any lines
Hagrid: Oh be quiet, Potter has been crossing lines ever since he came here
Ron: I took this book out for a bit of light reading (holds out a huge book)
Hermione: Light Reading???
Draco: Harry, Harry, are you all right??? (Look of concern in his eyes)
Harry: No, I'm horrible- of course I'm fine!!!
Harry: That Ruddy Owl!!!
Uncle Vernon: Oh no, I've forgotten Hedwig, we have to go back!!!
Fred: Oh he is marvelous, that Gilderoy Lockhart
Mrs. Weasley: Fred fancied him
Mr. Granger: If Hermione's grades don't pick up..
Hermione: It's not my fault; all the teachers have favorites, that Draco Malfoy
Madam Pomfrey: Anyone can make a mistake. And, it doesn't hurt anymore.
Harry: Yeah, my boneless arm hurts.a lot!!!
Ron: I can't believe you haven't study. The exams are next week!
Hermione: Oh Ron, don't worry, I'll manage, I'll invent some stuff if I forget.
Malfoy: Hagrid, no one cares if your half-giant, know come out
Ron: Who wants that great ofe to teach us, when father hears about this.
Aunt Petunia: I have made you some sandwiches for the train ride if you get hungry
Dudley: Have a great year, Harry!!!
Snape: Neville, I was hoping you could help me out today
Lupin: That kid can't do anything right
Dumbledore: I think this calls for expulsion from the school, honestly, flying a car here.
Snape: Now, now, I think Harry should have another chance
Bagman: Of course I'm not staying; I have plenty of work to do
Crouch: Oh come on, it is all happening at Hogwarts; I am staying
Read then review
These are just some lines, which I rearranged to make them sound funny!!!
Please read and review.
Ron: Voldemort
Harry: Ahhhh.you said His name!!!
Snape: But Harry's not a lunatic, he's never crossed any lines
Hagrid: Oh be quiet, Potter has been crossing lines ever since he came here
Ron: I took this book out for a bit of light reading (holds out a huge book)
Hermione: Light Reading???
Draco: Harry, Harry, are you all right??? (Look of concern in his eyes)
Harry: No, I'm horrible- of course I'm fine!!!
Harry: That Ruddy Owl!!!
Uncle Vernon: Oh no, I've forgotten Hedwig, we have to go back!!!
Fred: Oh he is marvelous, that Gilderoy Lockhart
Mrs. Weasley: Fred fancied him
Mr. Granger: If Hermione's grades don't pick up..
Hermione: It's not my fault; all the teachers have favorites, that Draco Malfoy
Madam Pomfrey: Anyone can make a mistake. And, it doesn't hurt anymore.
Harry: Yeah, my boneless arm hurts.a lot!!!
Ron: I can't believe you haven't study. The exams are next week!
Hermione: Oh Ron, don't worry, I'll manage, I'll invent some stuff if I forget.
Malfoy: Hagrid, no one cares if your half-giant, know come out
Ron: Who wants that great ofe to teach us, when father hears about this.
Aunt Petunia: I have made you some sandwiches for the train ride if you get hungry
Dudley: Have a great year, Harry!!!
Snape: Neville, I was hoping you could help me out today
Lupin: That kid can't do anything right
Dumbledore: I think this calls for expulsion from the school, honestly, flying a car here.
Snape: Now, now, I think Harry should have another chance
Bagman: Of course I'm not staying; I have plenty of work to do
Crouch: Oh come on, it is all happening at Hogwarts; I am staying
Read then review