Spoilers: None Pairing: Jack/Ianto Length: 496 words Rating: PG Warning: references to sex
Summary: Ianto finds a spaceship and has sex with Jack inside it.
Jack has had a dull, paperwork-filled morning and now he's in need of a break. Owen is busy dissecting something in his lab, Tosh is updating the mainframe, and Gwen is out following up on a reported Weevil sighting that probably just the result of someone's overactive imagination. The only member of Jack's team left unaccounted for is Ianto. Ianto had disappeared into the lower part of the hub a few hours ago. He could probably use a break, Jack reasons as he heads down the stairs to look for his agent.
After a bit of searching, Jack finds Ianto in one of the Hub's sub-basements. The Welshman is examining a large irregularly shaped object mostly covered by a tarp. Occasionally he jots a note down in a file lying on a nearby table.
"What do we have here?" Jack asks.
"Some sort of crashed spaceship," Ianto answers. "It came through the rift last night. We don't have anything like it in the mainframe. It doesn't appear to be damaged. After ret-conning the witnesses we were able to transport it back here for further analysis."
"Let's see this ship," Jack directs.
"As you wish, Sir," Ianto nods and removes the tarp. =
Jack gets a look at the ship and his jaw drops. The air craft is all sleek, aerodynamic lines. It's painted a shiny red with a white stripe down the side, truly classic. It's well taken care of too; there's not a dent, ding, or scratch visible anywhere on the vehicle. Barely any dirt on it either which is surprising given its unexpected trip though time and space.
"Ianto do you know what this is?" Jack asks enthusiastically.
"A spaceship, sir?" Ianto answers reluctantly.
"Calling this a spaceship is like calling the Sistine Chapel a church," Jack declares. "This is a Solaris X-12. This is the '64 mustang of spaceships. I used to dream about having one. Hell, I probably would have given my left arm just to sit in the driver's seat. I went to school with someone who had one. He was a bit of a rich bastard. I caught him having sex with my girlfriend in the back. They didn't even invite me to join in. Why don't I open her up so I can show you the interior, Ianto?"
"That was quite interesting sir," Ianto says as he exits the spacecraft nearly an hour later. He straightens his tie and pulls on his vest, trying his hardest not to look like someone who had just ridden his boss in the captain's chair of a spaceship. As he returns to his duties, he adds 'spaceship' to the mental list of interesting places he's had sex with Jack. It goes near the top of the list; more interesting than the supply closet at Buckingham palace but less interesting than the top of the invisible lift.
He smiles slightly to himself as he wonders what Jack has in store for them next.
AN: Please leave a review and tell me what you think. This will probably be the only Torchwood fic in this series.