Note From The Author
Ok, well this is a story about the strange and random things what would probably happen if The Doctor or the others ever made an MSN…ENJOY!
Chapter 1. What Is This Website?
The Immortal Guy has entered the chat room
Rose 2K9 has entered the chat room
The Immortal Guy: Hey.
Rose 2K9: CRAP!
Rose 2K9 has left the chat room
The Immortal Guy: You look beautiful today…
*Captain Jack (The Immortal Guy) looks up at the computer screen*
The Immortal Guy: Dammit! How did she know I was going to start that convo again?
The Immortal Guy has left the chat room
MeanWhile...
Rose 2K9: I mean, I can't BELIEVE he was ACTUALLY gonna start again with that stupid hello thing!
Donna The Noble: Why? What's wrong with someone saying hello?
Rose2K9: Uh…Capt. J? He started that thing again...
Donna The Noble: What thing?
Rose2K9: Never mind….
Donna The Noble: The only thing I can think of what you mean is when he goes "hi" then goes "You look beautiful today" thing.
Rose2K9: You're FINALLY GETTING IT!
Donna The Noble: Yeah, I mean like, he is SUCH a….SUCH A…..I forgot what I was gonna write.
Rose2K9: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!
Donna The Noble: Hey, It's a bit hard ya know when you had your memory erased, it has after effects!
Rose2K9: So, what now?
Donna The Noble: Oh! NOW I REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING TO TYPE!
Rose2K9: What?
Donna The Noble: Has The Doctor Thought about making an MSN yet?
Rose2K9: What's that gotta do about Captain Jack?
Donna The Noble: We're talking about Captain Jack? Oh, ok. I mean REALLY, he's such a…Such a…I forgot what I was gonna type…Oh, has the Doctor thought about making –
Rose2K9: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO! THE DOCTOR HASN'T MADE AN MSN ACCOUNT! AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH CAPTAIN JACK OR MSN OR..
Donna The Noble: We're talking about MSN? OHHH...Why didn't you say so?
Rose2K9: URRRGHH!
Donna The Noble: So, as I as saying. I'm gonna go have lunch in a min...So have you spoken to Jack yet? Has he done the stupid lark yet? Oh, I heard you fancy Jack? Is this true?
Rose2K9: Finally! You've turned your brain on! THANK YOU!
Donna The Noble: OMG YOU WHAT!
Rose2K9: Yes!
Donna The Noble: OMG, YOU ARE DEAD, SISTER, DEAD, WAIT TILL HE'S ONLINE!
Rose2K9: What? Who's online? What are you talking about?
*Rose Tyler (Rose2K9) Reads through the chat history and realizes that she didn't see the last part.*
Rose Tyler: What! No, I didn't mean that…Donna? Donna it's not what you think…..ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Donna The Noble: I KNOW EXGSACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN ROSE! I NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY THINK THAT!
Donna The Noble: Byeeee, good luck with him cause, he will be on annnyyy second now….
Donna The Noble has left the chat room.
Rose2K9: I really got to start watching the screen instead of typing so much..Stupid MSN spoil my life…Revenge will be near…REVENGE, REVENGEEE!
Rose2K9 has invited Rose2K9 to join the group, "revenge for Donna The Noble"
Rose2K9 has accepted.
Rose2K9: He, he, planning time…
The Immortal Guy has signed in.
Rose2K9: Uh, oh.. Crap, wheres the delete button!
Rose2K9: Please type slow Donna, please type slooooow. Urgh, I can't find delete button! Come on, come on, I can sense him reading what Donna's sent him...
The Immortal Guy has entered the chat room.
The Immortal Guy: Hi again…Oh, hold on, I got a message from Donna...
Rose2K9: Uh, do you know how to delete people? I accidentally added myself…Sorta.
The Immortal Guy: Wait, lemme get this straight…You accidentally added yourself on your own account? Ok 2 secs I need to check my emails I still haven't read Donna's yet.
Rose2K9: No WAIT!
The Immortal Guy has left the chat room.
Rose2K9: Oh….Swear Word! C'mon, where the HELL is the delete button? Delete? Deleeeeeetee!
Donna The Noble has entered the chat room.
Rose2K9: YOOOOUUU!
Donna The Noble: yes, meeeeeee. LOL I MADE YOUR LIFE WORSE!
Rose2K9: yeah, well for YOUR information, I think you're a-
Donna The Noble: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah your SOOOOO dead!
Rose2K9: YAAAAAAWWWWNNN. You finished yet?
Donna The Noble: AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! YOU EVEN FELL FOR THAT ONE!
Rose2K9: What one?
Donna The Noble: AHAHAHAHAHA
Rose2K9: WHAT…..ONE!
Donna The Noble: You didn't even realize I was stalling you so Jack could read the message! AHAHAH LOOOOSSSSEEEEERRR! OH AND HEEERE HE IS!
The Immortal Guy has entered the chat room.
Donna The Noble: AHAHAH SOOO FUNNY!...Laterz!
Rose2k9: YOU KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID-
Donna The Noble has left the chat room.
The Immortal Guy: ….
Rose2K9: …..
The Immortal Guy: uhhhhh….Ok…..I need to go and…Uh, rescue my fish from drowning..Yeah, yeah that's it..It's drowning..
Rose2K9: Your fish is drowning? You don't even have any fish..
The Immortal Guy: Yes…Yes I do…..I do now…..It's drowning…
Rose2K9: …..Ok then, your fish is drowning but it has gills?
The Immortal Guy:…Yes …. It's drowning, really bad.. Bye.
Rose2K9: Ah well, I gotta go feed my unicorn now anyway's..GET DOWN FROM THE TREE NOW! I TOLD YOU UNICORN, ONLY CATS CLIMB TREES!
The Immortal Guy: ….Yeeeeaaaahhhh, good luck with that…My fish is drowning now ….BYE.
The Immortal Guy has left the chat room
Rose2K9: Ohhhhh…What the hell has Donna done!
The Immortal Guy has entered the chat room
The Immortal Guy: oh, by the way…If the Doctor's made an MSN…Give it to me…Its urgent...
Rose2K9: No…
The Immortal Guy: Oh...
The Immortal Guy has left the chat room.
Rose2K9 has left the chat room.
I'm Just A Lonely Statue has entered the chat room.
I'm Just A Lonely Statue: Hi, anyone here?
I'm Just A Lonely Statue: …
I'm Just A Lonely Statue: I'm gonna log off….
I'm Just A Lonely Statue: Any second now….
I'm Just A Lonely Statue: Jeez, I need a life..I'm talking to myself again..
I'm Just A Lonely Statue: There's no on ever online, EVER….What website is this if no one is ever on it?
I'm Just A Lonely Statue has left the chat room.