AN: Inspired by my cousins, who beat me in a video game that I absolutely love! It's one of my favorite games and I know all the little tricks and at first, I easily won. But then they teamed up on me, something you're not supposed to do in that game, and beat the hell out of my poor character... -.-
So, this is for you, you little cheaters. Enjoy the short oneshot :)
Sasori sat cross-legged on the couch, looking down smugly at Deidara and Tobi who sat on the floor at his feet. "I won again.", he exclaimed, earning himself a glare from Deidara and a whine from Tobi. "Just because you play this game all the time, un!", the blonde protested much to Sasori's amusement.
"Well, it's not my fault you two rather cause havoc then playing video games.", he answered and calmly chose a new character to play with. Deidara grumbled something under his breath but chose a new character as well. Tobi had already settled for the cutest looking character he could find and was impatiently waiting for the two artists to finish.
"Tobi will win this time!", he shouted enthusiastically, causing Sasori to snort. "As if.", he muttered with a smirk. They started the game and barely a minute later, Sasori's character was the only one still standing. The redhead's smirk widened. "Shut it, Danna.", Deidara grumbled and tortured his controller by basically punching the buttons. "You're such a sore loser, Deidara.", Sasori stated and the blonde growled. Tobi was sadly looking at his dead character before shrugging and pushing the "restart" button as well.
When they started another fight, Sasori didn't notice the two younger males exchanging a quick diabolic look. But he did notice when instead of one, two characters started to attack his own. Before he could do anything against it, he had lost and the console made an annoying sound. "Player 1 lost. Player's average winning rate fell from 100% to 99%.", the machine chirped good-naturedly.
Sasori's eye started to twitch and both Deidara and Tobi gulped. Sasori's grip on the controller tightened dangerously. "You ruined my statistic.", he hissed in a deadly calm voice. Deidara flinched.
"Tobi?", he said. "Yes, senpai?", the younger boy asked. "Run.", Deidara stated and jumped up, carelessly throwing the controller to the floor before climbing over the couch and running off. Tobi squeaked when he saw the death glare Sasori sent his way and took off as well, quickly letting go of the controller as if it had burned his hands.
"I am going to kill you!", Sasori shouted, threw away his controller and ran after them.
"But...!" "No 'but', Sasori! You are older, you should know how to behave yourself! And I don't even want to start again about letting them play that kind of games!", Pein barked. The redhead hung his head and sighed. "Yes, Leader-sama.", he answered, sending a sideways glare at the giggling boys. "And you two, stop provoking him!", Pein barked and they both flinched. "Yes, Leader-sama.", they said simultaneously and Pein sighed. "Good. You three can go now. And no more fighting!"
Sasori, Deidara and Tobi nodded and quickly left the leader's office. Deidara gulped and looked up to Sasori. "You're still going to kill us, right, un?", he asked. Sasori glared at him. "Oh yes. Slowly and silently.", the redhead answered and Tobi and Deidara only had time for exchanging a horrified look before Sasori grapped both of them by their collars and dragged them down the hallway.
AN2: No arguing about who is Tobi. In my opinion, you're both Tobi XD
And yes, I really dragged them down the hallway by their collars, but just because they peached on me and as a result I got scolded for letting them play "that kind" of video games -.- Traitors...