Ok so aummm i wrote this story after reading CloverFish's HIBARI KYOYA: User Guide and Maintenance manual and Saturnine smile's Kuroshitsuji Unit: User Guide and Manual. I decided why not do a crossover of Kuroshitsuji and Katekyo Hitman Reborn ^^ Its a really nice story and i have alot of ideas planned for it so the first chapter might be really boring, stupid and lame...but please look forward to chap 2. Please review add to favourites and Alert list!

Universal Sweetheart

I own nothing here at all only Sakoray! ahh wait...that doesn't sound right since she's real...plus I'm a girl... I have no sexually or mischevious intention Sakoray

Chapter 1

Wanted Visitors

I stood at my gate waiting for the delivery truck to arrive. I had just made two orders that caused me my entire extra save savings. How could I not choose it, how could I ignore it, how could I pretend that I could possibly miss a chance like this.

Hello there all the people reading this, I never knew that in the next six hours my life would change completely, I was just a regular girl sixteen year old, who attended high school who enjoyed life to the fullest in torturing and walking over people with my possessive and high power of being the vice president of my school's disciplinary committee and the most feared around my district. Holding my sacred and most secretive secret in my life….which was….I was a major otaku was only shared between my small circle of two friends and my father. I shifted my weight to one leg as I stood at the gate waiting for my order. It was the new edition life size Sebastian Michealis teddy bear and the huge wallpaper size Hibari Kyoya a new release from Katekyo Hitman Reborn©. My entire extra save savings? Yes…those things for an otaku…..were priceless. I had to save it from my saving's spare money savings which was mostly spent on extra milk or snicker bars to serve me the first two hours of school.

3 Days ago I was browsing my laptop for new anime appliances and to my surprise still up and running was my dream. The latest programmed Kursohitsuji Sebastian Michealis unit and the Hibari Kyoya unit. Of course there were others like the Grimmjow and Uliquorra from bleach but blah…..I had no intention of buying any units with holes in them….hehe. I gladly saved my money for the day I'd get to purchase them…for 17000 yen….pfft…..that's twice of what I pay for rent!

Finally I could see the FedEx truck coming from down the narrow road in front of my house. It pulled up at my yard. As soon as the man stepped out and I was about to speak a huge ass bees sat neatly on my nose talking in the view of the white parked up truck. I immediately started fanning away the bee that seemed as if he was literally fighting me for the vacancy on my nose. Meanwhile the FedEx man stepped out the truck and checked the book. He quickly made his way to the back of the truck and took out two huge boxes. He pushed them up to the gate and turned to the girl who seemed busy fighting with a bee.

Finally a triumphant victory after she slapped the bee and he went to the ground the buzzing sound coming to an end as soon as she stepped on it. Poor bee….never saw it coming…he only wanted to watch the truck…..

As soon as she turned around the book fell out his hand. A deadly purple black aura clouding over her as her eyes gleamed glowing red staring at the man in front of her. He immediately turned around and jumped in the mini truck and stepped on the wheel as if it was a Dodge Viper on high speed.

As I crushed the little mint under my foot….you little high pitched maggot……I heard a sound behind me. Oh so your little soprano family came for revenge? I turned around ready for war to only see the delivery man jump in the mini truck and sped off.

"Damn it….he forgot the payment" I said shaking my purse, "Well, more snicker bars and skittles for me"

I turned to see the two huge boxes in front me. "What the hell! A fricking roll of paper can't be that big, they could have wrapped in plastic or something!" I maneuvered my orders through the gate and pushed the box (cough) the HEAVY box across my mini amazon aka lawn. And made my way into my house. I flopped down between the two boxes completely breathless as I turned flashing glances at my too orders that where practically longer than me. I quickly got up remembering I now had Hibari Kyoya wallpaper to be placed on my room's 'none Hibari wall' and a Sebasu-chan teddy bear to sleep with. I opened the first one and immediately my face dropped

"Eh"

I looked at the box stuffed with stuffing…..no wallpaper, not even a strip of sheet, just stuffing. I went to the next box; at least I'll have a teddy if I don't get the wallpaper. Once again my face dropped, more stuffing. There was no need to search; it was obviously a rip off. I kicked the box repulsively and folded my arms with a pout. Good thing I didn't pay for it. So I made my way upstairs locked in my room.

And here I was thinking I would get my present, damn website….

I pulled off my red T-shirt and dug through my draw searching for something light to put on. I moved from my drawer to my huge heap of 'clothes I couldn't bother to fold' and recovered from the 4 feet hill two weeks old pile of clothes, a perfectly clean marijuana. I pulled it over my head, my pink hearted white bra printing out underneath and slipped out of my flashy skimpy skirt reverting to a mini shorts that was almost covered by my top. Pulling the strands into a ponytail and pining the bang to the side I smiled and jumped in my bed covering myself with my purple Hibari sheet from my Hibari Kyoya bed set. I looked up into the roof as I slowly fell asleep.

I woke up seconds later after hearing a thump downstairs. I groaned in frustration, As if another night without my Sebasu-chan teddy wasn't enough. I quickly put my foot in my Sebby chan bed slippers and opened the room door ruffling through my bang as I went downstairs pulling my pillow behind me on my way.

"Eh…..I don't remember leaving the kitchen light on" I walked through the living room and in the darkness bucked over the box - let me correct my self- empty stuffing packed box with no Hibari Kyoya wallpaper or Sebastian Michealis life size teddy bear. I was waiting for a thump or a face flat drop when I felt my little wimpy body make contact with two strong arms. By the time I made contact with the hands the light in the room was switched on

"Are you ok?"

I looked up, "Oh yea thanks Sebastian. "

"Herbivore….she doesn't even look where she's going" Hibari said with folded arms

"Oh shut up Kyoya"

I got up to my feet…..and then….I fainted.

...

I opened my eyes to find myself in my room. I turned to my bed side to stare at the picture of my mom. "Mom you wouldn't believe it….I dreamt I saw thee Sebastian and Hibari in my house-"

"You speak as if we're dead young master" I turned to see both of them in my room

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-our real!"

He smiled, he went down on one of his knee and gave me a graceful bow, ahhhh are you fucking serious, you do know that this is 2012 right?

"From today on I am at your usage, I am-"

"THE SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS UNIT!"

"Tsk" I looked to see leaning on my dresser no other than the sexy formidable Hibari Kyoya himself. I stared back at Sebastian and then back at Hibari. They were in my house….in my room….thee Sebastian Michealis and Hibari Kyoya….let me repeat…..my house….my room….that has a bed… I quickly tended to my weak nosebleed.

I got up and walked over to Sebastian who stood up staring at me with those ever beautifully crimson colored eyes that without doubt had me wiping my nose again.

"Oh damn! You're so well made. I quickly surveyed him for screw or any wire or any sort of device that implied that he was a machine, so far…..none. I quickly ran a survey with Hibari who only exchanged deadly stares as he gave off a venomous aura as I observed him, Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii so cute…as I predicted!

"I never knew they had you guys so well made!"

"Aummm young master…..would you not like me to tend to your nose"

"Oh no no no no no…. this is natural" I said brushing his comment off, "That aside where did you come from?

"We were locked in the boxes downstairs"

"Eh…EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, You –you mean I got the wrong order, f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-for free!" My entire body went drain less of its color as I swayed from side to side realizing my priceless free gifts in front of me. "Ahhhh can you stay here for a minute please. I dashed downstairs and emptied the huge long boxes. Two books fell out of each: User Guide and Maintenance.

Two hours had passed and the two descended the staircase to find their owner in the chair sitting with a reading glasses reading down the second book. Sebastian smiled as he looked at her.

I quickly scurried through the book for what felt like the third time. I threw my head back in the couch and sighed in disbelief….they didn't even seem like they were built they seemed like the actual thing!

Sebastian was the first to make his way to me.

"Ahhh aumm Sebastian" I dashed a glance back into the book, "How were u activated, and shouldn't u give me a seal somewhere, "Ahhh I see…. Where would you like it….the most visible the place is the more attached we will be and more forward would whatever order you give me would be more effective"

My face flusteresred red, "ahhh whichever place I chose you'd touch" I said with a puffed mouth turning away completely red.

"More than likely, yes and when activating an order it has to be revealed."

What the fuck! Pfft I got no interest in revealing my breast to people!

"Fine fine, where should I put it then…..lets see. Ciel did the eye Alois did the tongue, I think I rather it on my chest."

"As you please"

Luckily I was wearing my marijuana that was giving an apt view off my chest. He removed the gloves and quickly did the seal.

"Oh yea there's a box in the box with some extra things…." As much as it sounded calm I was trying not to make hell break loose. Here I was in front of The sexy ass bitch and I'm supposed to try my best not to praise him, I'm supposed to keep that in my mind? The only thing in my mind was the whip and some handcuffs in the box upstairs in the attic.

"Oh Hibari I wanted to…." I turned to the boy to see him with a grin on his face as he stood ready to attack Sebastian.

"Five hours up" He said with a smirk.

Sebastian turned to me. I was completely dumfounded, he explained. Knowing the type of character Hibari was he immediately wanted to bite me to death as soon as he came out the box and Sebastian had made a deal if he could behave quietly for five hours he would fight him to determine his strength. I on the other hand made my way to the kitchen to fix me a turkey sandwich. Well that's good, according to the user guide for Hibari that was written by the Cloverfish Co-operation Service, I only had too choices that neither seemed safe or labor free. By the time I came back to see Sebastian dodging the tonfas as soon as he caught sight of me he gripped the tonfa and sent it in the wall along with its owner. "I am sorry; I had been too caught up in defeating him that I hadn't realized that you had to lift a finger to have a task completed"

I frowned.

"My deepest apologizes my master; if it pleases you give me any punishment that pleases your content" He said falling to one knee with his hand across his chest

I smirked, "Ok then….strip" He stared undoing his tie, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"

"Undressing young master" he said with a raised eyebrow

"I-I didn't mean it- but then again" My sentence was cut off when I heard Hibari going up the stairs.

"I'm going to bed" He said walking up the staircase and heading through hall closing my room door.

"Hey you can't sleep up there!"

"Do you wish to take a nap now my lord?"

"A-ahh- I" And in his arms I went. He picked me up and we started the staircase. By the time I had opened the door, I found Hibari in the corner of my queen sized bed soundly asleep with the ac turned on sending the room at a perfect room temperature to send any human to sleep immediately, but then again this was Hibari we were talking about, a sexy sadistic creepy tsundere who was undeniably gullible. As soon as Sebastian had let me go he bowed and looked up to me.

"Please talk your rest now my Lord"

"Oh sure but what about you"

"I needn't to sleep"

"B-b-b-b-but" And I tortured him with my famously rumored puppy dog eyes that had never been let down…..never….

"Would you like me to lay beside you then?"

"L-l-l-l-l-lay beside me….Sakoray Misaki lying next to Sebastian Michealis"

30 seconds later

"It seems like I'd have to find a remedy for this frequent nosebleed" Sebastian said tending to my nose bleed as I sat on the edge of the bed.

I flopped back into the bed and as soon as I was sure Sebastian was asleep behind me I opened my eyes. I looked up in the ceiling and smiled deviously to myself. I can't believe how lucky I am….is this even a dream….as soon as I said that Hibari shot up from his sleep like a automatic revolver. I watched him laying still as he got out the bed and paused at my dresser a couple steps away.

What was he doing

He exchanged stares with what I realized was my perfectly made untouched turkey sandwich.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo my sandwich! But then…eaten by Hibari.

He stood there gazing at it half-awake with his hands resting at his side. Then as expected he took up the sandwich and began talking baby bites while leaning against the wall staring out the window

KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIII so cute! So this is what he looks like when eating! He looks so cute and damn sexy.

After he finished his last bite he came back into the bed and laid down. I smiled to myself as I felt the warmth from his body and Sebastian's poking into my sides as I stared up into the ceiling. This was perfect….very perfect….more….than perfect.

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Universal here so please bring all the Sweethearts