If I Didn't Have You!
Or
Somewhere Harley Free
I would've already finished,
With the Bat and the Commish.
If I didn't have you,
It sounds too good to be true.
I'd of broken out of prison,
And dealt with the pigeons.
If I didn't have you,
If only it was true.
Two-Face wouldn't of been a sore loser,
After I nicknamed him Bruiser.
If I didn't have you,
Still too good to be true.
I'd be kinda sad and blue,
If it wasn't for you.
When I tickle you till you turn purple,
You make a funny gurgle.
If I didn't have you,
I'd be entirely blue.
I wouldn't have gotten sick,
If you hadn't sneezed on me at dinner,
It's your fault I'm being a prick.
You sure ain't a winner.
Oh! now look what you made me do,
Those chemicals coulda blown us to Timbuktu!
I don't know why I put up with this,
You can't even kiss.
Oh wait…
I take that back,
You can kiss the BAT!
Since when do Bats get kissed,
Is there something I've missed?
So he brought you, your dress,
I coulda given you happiness….
A kiss of gratitude,
You need to change your attitude,
A slap is far superior,
And has no ulterior.