"Mendokuse..." one would normally think that jounins are strong and fearsome and shit. They are able to withstand any hardship and blah blah blah look at them. Yet there here she was, carrying one who had decided to randomly faint in front of her at the market... on her free day.
People just gave the brunette kunoichi the space she needed as she had made a kage bunshin to scare them away, one to carry her bags and another one to help her carry the unconscious jounin. There weren't many white haired ninjas with masks and a visor covering one of their eyes, which meant that this was none other than Hatake Kakashi. You'd think that the man who had helped Naruto and Sasuke to seal the God who wanted to end life as they know it would be a little more resilient.
"Hey dude you gonna wake up?" One of the clones tapped Kakashi's head with curiosity. Kakashi groaned and shook his head slightly."Guess that's a no" the clone shrugged and jumped to the nearest roof top to leave the bags she carried on Asako's apartment.
Luckily the hospital was just around the corner. She carried Kakashi to the ER and lazily started barking orders at interns and nurses who simply complied. She entered one of the "private" rooms on the ER along with a nurse who stared to take his pressure and temp.
"Asako senpai? Isn't this your free day?" a man with blond hair asked her while eating an apple from the other side of the "room". The ER didn't really have many private rooms except for 4 that were exclusively used for dire cases. Where Kakashi was placed was a gurney with curtains separating him from the other gurneys.
"Yes it is Ryobe san" Asako sighed and looked at Kakashi's body on a gurney with a nurse hovering over him with a chart. "But this guy just decided to faint in front of me" Asako shoved her hand inside one of her 2 ninja bags on her lower back and got out a small flashlight. She removed his head band and placed it on a metal tray, she flashed his eyes and received the neurological response she wanted.
"That's Kakashi senpai" Asako rolled her eyes at him and motioned him to run to the nurse's station for his personal files. Ryobe came with a chart and gave it to Asako with a slight bow.
"Hmm let's see... nope nothing really useful... don't remove mask? Why is this relevant?" Asako raised an eyebrow at the unconsious kakashi and then shrugged "Well take some blood tests and page me when you are done with them... I'll go grab some lunch"
She was paged in about 20 minutes. Asako barely looked at her pager with the words BLOOD TESTS displayed on it. Kakashi had been moved to a private room where he was still unconscious. Ryobe was waiting for her with a a folder. Asako scrolled through it and laughed a bit when she saw the problem.
"Get him an IV, he is just a bit anemic and tired" Asako smiled in amusement at Kakashi's sleeping from. The nurses had taken of his best and shirt, leaving him with a muscle shirt connected to his mask. Her smile faded when she realized that he most have been working himself out until his body couldn't take it anymore and felt a need to place her hands around his neck. This jounins are really something.
"Here's the IV senpai!" Ryobe entered with the IV and handed it to her.
"What? I'm not placing it for you Ryobe san. You mister will go to that IV stand and place it yourself."
"But... this is Kakashi senpai..." Asako noticed that the young boy was somehow intimidated of the silver haired man.
"Oh don't be a wuss, be a shark" She gently pushed him.
"Sharks don't place IVs" he grumbled while placing the needle on Kakashi's arm.
"Then be better than a shark" Asako left the room to check on her other patients and hand out the needed forms and charts. She decided to check on the anemic ninja before she left the hospital.
White, the ceiling was white... his ceiling wasn't white it was green and he had blue walls. The reason for painting the ceiling green and the walls blue was became he didn't want his room like the hospital rooms of konoha. White ceilings and light green walls. He was in the hospital again. He hoped Tsunade sama hadn't noticed his presence on the hospital for the 3 time in the month. The first one he had fainted on the top of a mountain after training for a week (no sleep involved), the second one he had picked a fight with several ninjas and one had managed to stab him in the arm. Know he didn't even remember.
"Oh you are awake!" he heard a female voice in the room. He wanted to ask her how long had been out but instead he just looked at her with confusion "you've been out for a couple of hours"
"What happened?" He asked, his throat still sore.
"You fainted in the market and would have probably cracked open your skull if I wasn't there to catch you" Asako walked to a nightstand and filed him a glass of water. He shook his head. "I won't look at your face" she gave him the glass and started to leave the room. "Oh by the way you can't leave the room on any ninja way, there are no windows and escape routs on the ceiling"
"I don't need those to escape"
"No but the room has a no-chakra seal, only those with this" she showed him a badge on her arm with the kanji for medicine "can actually use chakra... works for most of the building" Asako smiled at him in a fuck you kind of way and Kakashi just stared at her with annoyance. Asako laughed and left the room.
Kakashi just laid there for a while, he took off his mask and drank the whole glass of water. His throat felt happy after the water but he was feeling light headed.
Kakashi fainted again and spent the night at the hospital.
A nurse came to his room the next day to change his IV. When she was taking out the needle, Kakashi's arm sprung back to life and held her wrist in a deadly hold. The nurse screamed and fought to retrieve her hand. Kakashi woke up with wide eyes. He closed his left eye and immediately let her go.
"I... I'm sorry..." he started to apologize to the nurse "I... I didn't mean to..."
"What was that?" Asako entered the room with a Katana made out of Chakra. Asako relaxed and let the Katana disintegrate when she saw that it was only Kakashi and a nurse in the room.
"I was asleep and... I ah" Kakashi trailed off and looked at his lap in shame. The nurse bowed to Asako who motioned her to leave the room if she wanted. The nurse practically ran out the room.
"You were asleep and she touched you" Asako went towards the IV stand to check on the bags. She felt Kakashi looking at her while she checked the bag. "She touched you and your reflexes kicked in" Kakashi turned his attention to his lap once again. Asako sighed "look at me" he did look into her brown eyes "it's normal for a ninja to do that"
"Maybe, but it doesn't mean it should happen" Kakashi's hands gripped the covers over his lap, his knuckles turning white "I could've killed her easily"
"But you didn't" Asako felt like placing a hand on his shoulder, but it was too personal for her. She took her hand back and left the room awkwardly.
Kakashi was released from the hospital in a couple of hours. He went to get some food at the Ichiraku and took his takeout home. He entered his apartment and started striping his clothes lazily after placing his food on the table on his kitchen. He started eating his ramen half naked and finished quickly to take a warm shower.
Kakashi stood in the shower, the warm water hitting his back and relaxing his muscles. Kakashi had probably fainted because he hadn't been sleeping at all. Sleeping meant waking up with cold sweat and panting after a nightmare.
"Obito..." Kakashi stood in front of Obito as his flesh turned into dry scales. "I'm useless why did you sacrificed yourself for me!"
"Take my eye Kakashi"
"What?" Take his eye? After everything that happened. He would take his eye once again on his last breath. "I can't Obito"
"Don't be foolish Kakashi" Obito fell to his knees and placed a hand over his eye. "Sakura you are a medical ninja, hurry up and remove my eye" Sakura nodded and hurried up to remove Obito's eye. "I should have died years ago Kakashi... I was living on borrowed time" Obito laughed and shed a tear and looked at Kakashi "this is either ironic or destiny." He let out a chuckle "me dying for you and giving you my eye again." Obito looked at Sakura with a sad face "she even reminds me of Rin".
Kakashi had fallen asleep on the shower, his head rested on the corner of the shower and he was still standing. That dream had been haunting him ever since the fight against Kaguya was won. He turned off the shower and grabbed some black boxers and pants on his room. Sleeping wasn't an option so he sat on his bed to meditate.
Please review! It's going to be T rated until well until it isn't T rated. Yes I gave Kakashi his sharingan back mainly because he isn't himself without it.