Hey, this is wereWING11 again, with a new story. A bit more light-hearted than the last.

I hope you enjoy, and if you do, then please leave a review, and tell me what you'd like to see from me. Thank you.

-I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic or any of it's characters/themes-

Warning: This is about the special grey mare who sends you your mail each morning. If you have problems with minor abusive pasts to characters and/or have a problem with certain Derpy shippings, then maybe this story isn't for you.

-The Mare Of The Blonde Mane-

Chapter 1

/Alright, derp, today's to-do list.

One, deliver the mail.

Two, SugarCube corner with Lyra and BonBon.

Three, sweet apple acres with Carrot Top and AJ so we can make some cakes, pies, and muffins for the big potluck tomorrow afternoon!

Ooh! I'm so nervousited!

So much to do, so little time? Not a problem for me.

First things first.../

The grey mare grabbed her cap from the hook by the door, and her bag of mail, and set off. First to the library to deliver a new book to Twilight Sparkle. Everypony in town knew Twilight. In fact, most all of Equestria knew her! Not only had she and her five friends saved the world on multiple occasions, but she was a princess! Derpy knocked on the door of the library, as this is where Twilight was staying while visiting Ponyville. And it was also her old home in ponyville before she was made a princess.

A little green dragon opened the door and smiled. "Oh hey, Derpy! Is that Twilight's package?"

"Yes it is, Spike. Here you are." She handed over the parcel and smiled at Spike. "Give my greetings to Twilight, will you?"

"I think I will. Thanks Derpy."

"No problem" she replied, lifting off once more, and flying to the next house on her list.

A few more houses later, she was at Filthy Rich's house. She knocked, and who should answer, but Diamond Tiara.

"Is that dad's package?"

"Yes it is. Here you are." Derpy handed over the package and turned away.

"Thanks Ditz." Diamond Tiara said, slamming the door shut.

Derpy froze where she was standing and closed her eyes. Ditzy... She hated that name with all of her being.

Back when she was in school, ditz was a horrible word. It was the word used to describe something that didn't belong there. It was what her parents named her when she was born. As though she didn't belong there.

She shook off the thought, and set off once again, this time heading to the last five or six houses, down in the larger housing part of town.

Soon enough, there was one package left.

She knocked on the door, and it was opened by Octavia, a dark grey mare with a smooth black mane. Known for her ability to play the cello very well, and also known for being Vinyl Scratch's number one.

Octavia looked at derpy. "Oh, hey Derpy. That ours?"

"It is indeed, miss." She answered, trying to smile, but not succeeding. She handed over the package and Octavia placed it inside.

"Is something wrong?" She asked.

Derpy looked down at the ground. "Nah, it's nothing much, miss. I'm just fine."

Octavia studied Derpy closely and nodded. "Alright. If you need anything, just come on over."

Derpy smiled at this and flew away once more.

All packages gone, she landed at SugarCube Corner. She opened the door and walked inside. Lyra and BonBon were already at a table together talking about Celestia knows what. She walked over and sat with them. "Good day, my fine fellows."

"Good day indeed, Derpenshire." Lyra giggled and made a dramatic gesture with her hooves.

Pinkie walked over, smiling, as per usual. "Hheeeyy-llo everypony! Welcome to SugarCube Corner! What can I get for ya?"

Lyra smiled at Pinkie and looked at BonBon. She gestured for pinkie to come closer so she could whisper in her ear.

"Oooohh! That's awesome! I'll have that special cake ready for you in a jiffy! It'll only be a couple hours, with all the other orders that I have, and then... Well..." She whispered "happy anniversary" and bounced away to the kitchen.

BonBon chuckled and turned to Derpy, "so Derps, how's your day going so far?"

"It's alright."

"Oh? Usually there's more than a simple 'it's alright'."

"Not today."

Lyra's eyes widened. "No... Did somepony use... The D-word?"

Derpy nodded.

"Buck 'em..." BonBon cussed under her breath.

Lyra gasped at BonBon. "Hey! Don't say that here. Come on. Let's go to my place. Nopony is a ditz there. ESPECIALLY not you two."

Derpy got up and exited the shop with her two closest friends.

"Well, at least I have you guys."

Well, that was chapter one of my first official story. If you liked it, be sure to review, and give suggestions for future chapters.

Adios

WereWING11