Here are my characters teaching Black Rock Shooter what an iPhone is!
Ryuu, Lexi, and Echo are friends of BRS, at least in my universe. Let's just pretend that BRS has emotions and can talk WITHOUT Mato, so please just bear with it and enjoy the humor. ;) BRS doesn't belong to me, but my characters do.
-ZC
BRS: *examines phone over, turning it upside down and stuff*
Ryuu: *turns phone in her hands correctly and guides her finger to the touch screen*
BRS: *gasps as the background changes to the menu*
Lexi: *casually sitting on the counter, drinking a Coke* My gosh, it's like caveman meets iPhone.
Echo: *whacks Lexi upside the head* Stop being a jerk.
Lexi: *rubbing head* Y'know, I WAS going to offer you a Coke, but now I've decided you don't deserve it.
Echo: *whacks her again**mutters incoherently under breath*
Lexi: *cups hand over ear* What was that, princess?
SSS: *punches Lexi into a wall*
Lexi: OW.
BRS: *glares at them, but attention is caught by a YouTube video playing on the iPhone*
Ryuu: That's called YouTube.
BRS: *blinks* What does 'YouTube' do?
Ryuu: YouTube is a website where you can watch videos.
BRS: What are 'videos' and 'website'?
Ryuu: -_- We have a LOOOONG way to go.
×××××A LONG TIME LATER××××××
BRS: *continuously pounding the iPhone over and over and over again*
Ryuu: *struggling to hold her back along with Lexi and Echo* Blackie...it's just a phone...
BRS: *still pounding, eye flaming* It mocked me!
Siri: Searching for 'mocked' on Google: 'Upcoming movie: Mockingjay Part 1. Coming out in November, 2014'.
BRS: *enraged, lifts arm and her cannon builds up, and she incinerates the phone*
Ryuu, Lexi, Echo: ⊙_⊙ *cricket noise*
BRS: -_- Stupid phone. *walks away*
Ryuu, Lexi, Echo: ⊙_⊙ *cricket noise*
Ryuu: ○_○ Mah-My...mah phone...