"You guys ready?" Emmett yelled from behind the camera.
"Yeah!" Jasper yelled in excitement.
"This is gunna be freakin awesome!" Edward yelled.
"Wait a second. Are spandex uni-tards supposed to ride up like this, cause I'm feeling spandex in places i never knew existed."
"Jasper, just get over it you big girl. We all have to wear em'." Edward said as he flicked out a giant wedgie.
"I'm finding these very easy to adjust to. I don't know what you problem is Jasper." Emmett said as he flounced around the room in his uni-tard and heels.
"Emmett, do you want the girls to come home and find you in Rose's favourite pair of Christian Louboutin heels." Edward said.
"No." Emmett pouted.
"Then start the camera!" Edward yelled.
3, 2, 1 BEEP!
Edward: Now put your hands up. Up in the club.
Emmett&Jasper: Club
Edward: Just broke up
Emmett&Jasper: Up
Edward: I'm doing my own little thing. You decided to dip.
Emmett&Jasper: Dip
Edward: And now you wanna trip
Emmett&Jasper: Trip
Edward: Cuz another brother noticed me. I'm up on him
Emmett&Jasper: Him
Edward: He up on me
Emmett&Jasper: Me
All: Don't pay him any attention.
Edward: Done cried my tears
Emmett&Jasper: Tears
Edward: For three good years
Emmett&Jasper: Years
Me: Now ya can't be mad at me
All: Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
if you liked it then you should put a ring on it
Me: Don't be mad once you...see...that...he...want...it
Emmett&Jasper: If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
uh oh oh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
"Emmett, Jasper, SHUT IT!" I hissed at them as I sort of attempted to crawl into a ball-of-shame type position to hide myself from the three girls that just walked through the door.