Lucky star meets donkeykong chapter 1
Donkey was kong was bored as fuck. Donkey was kong was waiting for his mail.
"Gee im fucking bored." Donkey kong decided he would go out pranking people. "Huh im going to rob diddy kong." Donkey was kong was running he dug into fiffy kongs home. "lol im gonna turn his shoes inside out" so he did. Donkey was kong was going to get some marijuana from the drug dealer kong was donkeys BEST Kong! After gettingknocked up donkey was kong was met by his friend diddy kong
"Hey donkey was kong was you wontldt believe what happened to me this morning this morning my shoes were inside out!" Donkey was kong was laughing his fucking ass off, as he KNEW that he was the one whom had turned inside out diddys kongs shoes.
"Well gee uhm sorry diddy kong ya see I wasmischief makin and I thunk I turn in those nnice shoes of yours" so he did. Diddy kong was watching lucky star he was jerking.
"Oh kagamine twins do that thing agin when he inserts his dick and she does the same OH SHIT THIS IS TRAPS" Diddy kung hated traps he decided to warn donkey was kong about the traps on toonami. "Hey yo donkey kong them kagamines are fuckin on tv RITE NOW" Donkey was kong was too busy grouping his FAVOUTIRE banana to snooki to even hear what diddy kong was saying. KAMF KONG ARRIVED.
"SIEG HEIL THE KONG MASTER RACE!" Donkey kong being the future ruler of isle delfino took offence to this rasict fascicm.
"YO FUCK NUGGETS COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND THEN I WATCH TOONAMS" So then nazi err KAMPF KONG and donkey kong started to fight like real kung and began grouping their ape titties to see whom had the firmer more manly titties. Diddy kong watched in discomfort as his shoes were still inside out.
" KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!" Cranky kong was off his pills. The whole island could hear him. He was hated by the community.
"FUCK OFF OLD MAN! CANTCHA SEE IM SAVING THE CITY FROM KAMPF KONG?'
A little where away K. was assembling his armys again. Candice kong had been giving out the kung secret clan battle information for free bananas. King kkrrool thought monkies were fuckin dumb. He was probably right.
"IN THE MORNING I MAKE WAFFLE AND ARMYS WE ATTACK THE KUNG!" the army of krocks cheered.
"WOOT WOOT WOOT KILL THE KLUNG" Donkey was kong was literally Pounding the killer fuck from kampf kong. Lets just say he looks more like blendered kong now. A worm hole opened up and Konata and the gang appeared infront of what was once Kampf kong.
being continued…