Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. The Mary Sue Slayer Force was created by Reaper-Lawliet, and I don't know if I'm allowed to use them or not, so they'll only be mentioned every so often.

Kiba: Welcome to… Ask Edward!

The laughable Question & Answers game, featuring Edward… that's right… Cullen! The largest Mary Sue known to pubescent teenagers!

Edward: What? I know I read that Wikipedia article correctly. "Mary Sues" are girls, and "Gary Stus" are men. You might want to make sure you're using to words right.

Kiba: *checks* Um… Yeah, I am. Don't worry!

Edward: You are such a little girl!

Kiba: That makes two of us! Well, I think I should introduce myself, since everyone probably knows Cullen.

Edward: I have a first name.

Kiba: Yep. So do I! Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to give out any personal information, so I'll give you a fake name instead: Kiba no Koneko. Nah, I'm not actually Japanese, but I like all the anime and crap from Japan, so deal. (Well, the Japanese people who may or may not read this probably figured that out, since Koneko hasn't been used as a name, as far as I know. And Kiba is a guy's name.) Anyways, you can call me Kiba.

Edward: That was a long introduction.

Kiba: Thanks!

Edward: … By the way, why haven't I been able to read your mind?

Kiba: Because the Mary Sue Slayer Force, or MSSF (as created by Reaper-Lawliet) have already taken a good look at you, and dulled your powers a bit.

Edward: "A bit?"

Kiba: Yep! As in, a lot, but I wanted to sound more official!

Edward: … So, when are we starting?

Kiba: Oh yeah! I forgot! -.-' Okay, so I guess I have to ask Cullen some questions to set this in gear.

1)Do you know… THE MUFFIN MAN?!?!

Edward: What?

Kiba: The muffin man!

Edward: The muffin man?

Kiba: Hmph. I don't know what Bella saw in your singing voice. You suck.

Edward: Just ask the next question.

Kiba:

2)Do you wanna be a pepper, too?

Edward: No.

Kiba: … I don't, either. NEXT!

3)Why did you stalk Bella?

Edward: I wasn't stalking her; I was just watching her sleep to... make sure no werewolves came.

Kiba: Oh, I think I get it now. In any case, we're pretty much out of time, now! (Meaning, I don't have any more questions I want to ask as of yet.) So, ask plenty of embarrassing and possibly stupid questions! I don't mind fangirls/fanboys; they make things all the more fun!

Edward: …

Kiba: (whispering) Say goodbye!

Edward: Goodbye.