"What Would Jack Sparrow Do?"
DVDA Version
Jack… Fight! Jack… Run! Jack… Fight! Jack… Run!
What would Ol' Jack Sparrow do
if he was 'ere right now?
He'd make a plan
and he'd follow through.
That's what Jack Sparrow'd do!
Jack… Fight! Jack… Run! Jack… Fight! Jack… FIGHT!
When Jack Sparrow was in the Caribbean,
Searching for the Aztec gold,
He made Barbossa look like a klutz,
and escaped the Navy's hold!
When Jack Sparrow was at Port Royal,
Fighting Norrington,
He escaped using his kohl-eyed charm,
And dragged William along!
Jack… Fight! Jack… Run! Jack… Fight! Jack… Run!
So what would Jack Sparrow do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,
That's what Jack Sparrow'd do!
Jack… Fight! Jack… Run! Jack… Fight! Jack… Run!
When Jack Sparrow got his ship back
In the year 1701,
He fought the evil Davy Jones
with his sword and flintlock gun!
And when Jack Sparrow was at world's end,
He blew up Lord Beckett!
Cos Jack Sparrow doesn't take st from an-e-y-body…
"No, Jack don't! That Jamaican Rum is really spicy! Don't drink that!"
"I've never seen a man having so much vile drink…" (x7)
Jack… Fight! Jack… Run! Jack… Fight! Jack… FIGHT!
Well Jack Sparrow was born
On a ship near India
He became a pirate and freed the slaves
From the EITC (well…duh.)
Heighdy-ho and heighdy-hey!
For Jack Sparrow's here!
So round up all you lass's
And tell him 'em have no fear
Say come over here my honey
And I'm gonna take off my pants
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you
'Cause that's what Jack Sparrow'd do
'Cause that's what Jack Sparrow'd do!
Haha! It's my take on the song: "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" . It could be worse, I suppose... This is just the song version. There was a song version used in 'South Park', which, more's the pity, wasn't as cool as the DVDA song. Anyone who knows a bit about 'South Park' would know this. But, hey, if you don't, that's OK. I've only seen about three episodes of 'South Park' myself. If you want to check out the version I've done using Jack Sparrow to fit the 'South Park' version of the song, and I hope you check it out...and that you've managed to understand what I've just written, then go for it! Again,it the same with my PotC version of the Llama Song. Sure, you can use it in an animation you make, but I would like my name to mentioned. (IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!!...cough sorry.) Oh,and before I forget, I don't own either versions of the song. Hey, not having a disclaimer can ruin our life...if whoever owns the item in question is really petty. (And some of them are.) 'Till next time.