Joker's Log
It was perfect; everything was perfect. I had it all planed out so well, every last detail. I turned Gotham River into Poison Pudding River without a single problem. I lured little Robin into my trap with ease. I had him engulfed in chocolate syrup. The hyenas were practically on top of him. I had Nightwing in my grasp, as well. The candy corn was shoved into his mouth thoroughly. The duct tape was secure over his mouth, to boot. There was no talking from him what so ever. He dangled mere feet away from the vat of soon to be hard Nightwing candy. The Bat was busy dealing with my clown army. I had thought of everything. Well, almost everything that is. I knew Harley had a mean streak in her. I just didn't factor in how mean she could get. Not only did she save dog meat and candy boy, but she also led the Bat straight to me with the help of Poison Ivy. Clue, J, don't use the same hideout twice especially when Harley is involved. Oh yeah it gets worse. So then she gave each one of the Bat morons a copy of my journal, and she let Ivy beat the crap out of me after the Bat freaks already had there fun. The entire time I was getting the snot kicked out of me the Bat, Bird, and Freak just stood there. Now I'm back at Arkham. I'm bruise, broken, and really perturbed. Starting all over never sucked this bad before.
The End
It was perfect; everything was perfect. I had it all planed out so well, every last detail. I turned Gotham River into Poison Pudding River without a single problem. I lured little Robin into my trap with ease. I had him engulfed in chocolate syrup. The hyenas were practically on top of him. I had Nightwing in my grasp, as well. The candy corn was shoved into his mouth thoroughly. The duct tape was secure over his mouth, to boot. There was no talking from him what so ever. He dangled mere feet away from the vat of soon to be hard Nightwing candy. The Bat was busy dealing with my clown army. I had thought of everything. Well, almost everything that is. I knew Harley had a mean streak in her. I just didn't factor in how mean she could get. Not only did she save dog meat and candy boy, but she also led the Bat straight to me with the help of Poison Ivy. Clue, J, don't use the same hideout twice especially when Harley is involved. Oh yeah it gets worse. So then she gave each one of the Bat morons a copy of my journal, and she let Ivy beat the crap out of me after the Bat freaks already had there fun. The entire time I was getting the snot kicked out of me the Bat, Bird, and Freak just stood there. Now I'm back at Arkham. I'm bruise, broken, and really perturbed. Starting all over never sucked this bad before.
The End