Kyle Broflovski was lazily laid out on his back on the living room sofa. The teen boy stared up at the ceiling warily, not really looking at anything, just lost in thought. He let out a sigh. Kyle really hated having to stay home on saturday nights to babysit his younger brother. And deep down, despite how close they were, he knew Ike didn't like keeping his big brother home to care for him when he could be out having fun. But it couldn't be helped. Kyle was stuck there and there was nothing he could do to change that.
An unexpected loud knock came from the front door, scaring the red head out of his thoughts. More thomps on the door made Kyle stand from his comfortable spot on the couch cushions and made his way to the door. "Okay, okay, im coming!" Kyle shouted through the door to the person outside.
When Kyle opened the door he was deeply surprise to see a familiar busty blonde girl wearing tight red sweater and black skinny jeans. She threw her arms around Kyles neck and giving him a tight squeeze, Her cleavage right in his face. "Kyle!" She exclaimed cheerfully, squeezing tighter.
"Bebe!" Kyle managed to say through the death hug.
"What do you mean she's babysitting Ike?" The red headed teen shouts at his parents.
His father Gerald Broflovski, who was standing inside the bathroom infront of the mirror fixing his tie, looked at his sons reflection in the mirror and said "Well Kyle you always complain you hate babysitting so we thought we should give you a break."
Then Kyles mother, Sheila Broflovski appeared next to her son outside the bathroom."Also, Ike really seems to really like this girl." She pointed out.
Meanwhile Ike was staring in utter delight and admiration at Bebes larg double D's that almost poped out of her low collared sweater.
"And this way you could go out tonight." Sheila offered.
Kyle stopped. That hadn't crossed his mine yet. Suddenly he was full with overcoming joy. He was even dancing his way to the phone to call his friends to make plans. "I'll just call Stan and see what he's doing!" He said to no one in particular. Quickly, he dialed Stans number into the phone and listened to the beeps while it made the connection.
"Hello?" Stan voice asked on the other line.
"Hey dude, it turns out I don't have to babysit tonight so maybe we can-" Kyle said happily befor Stan cut him off. "Sorry dude, my parents are taking me, kenny and his family out for dinner tonight. Sorry."
Kyle, now disappointed, reluctantly says good bye to his friend and hung up the phone with a light pout on his lips."Well thats okay, I still have lots of friends besides Stan and Kenny." He told himself reassuringly and dialed anouther number.
"Hey craig!...oh your on a date with tweek? Sorry to bother you then."
BEEP!
"Token, you wanna- oh your busy?"
BEEP!
"Clyde whats up?...sorry your shopping with Kevin?"
BEEP!
"Hi Butters! No? Oh ok bye..."
BEEP!
Kyle had the phone book out and was crossing off numbers that he already called until everyone his age was crossed off. Kyle began to panic as he stared at the yellow book now covered with red ink."Ok..." He tried to calm his thoughts."I called everyone in town but their all busy!"
He look down at the phone he was holding in his hand. "So that only leaves..."
He dialed the number as if it hurt him to do so. He sighed when he heard the voice on the other end say hello."...Hi Cartman."
Only minutes latter did Kyle slam down the phone in frustration."AHH! Even Cartman has plans!" He yelled.
"You could stay here with us, Kyle." Offered Bebe who was sitting on the floor with Ike, brushing her hair off her shoulder, flirtatiously while Ike looked up at Kyle, looking less then amused. Giving in, Kyle ploped down between the two on the floor. "Looks like I don't have a choice."
"Yay!" Bebe exclaimed and wraped her arms around Kyle again. Ike growled and glared daggers at his brother. Then an idea hit him.
"Hey! I wanna hug too Bebe!" He whined childishly. Bebe turned slightly, still hugging Kyle. She saw the sad, pouty look Ike was faking and she immediately melted. Bebe pulled a little farther away from kyle and held out one hand to Ike."Aw, come here cutie, jump in." Ike's cute expression changed into a evil and perverted one. One that Bebe didn't see but Kyle noticed quickly. Befor Ike could get to close, Kyle pulled Bebe close to his chest and glared at his younger brother who was glaring back at him. No words were said but they both could tell what the other was thinking. "Your to young to be a perv Ike!" Thought Kyle as if Ike could here him and Ike did the same. "I hate you Kyle." Their wordless battle was cut off by Bebe's loud squeeling.
"Oh Kyle! I knew you loved me!" She swooned, squeezing Kyle tighter.
Over twenty minutes latter Kyle was still in this uncomfortable position; Bebe clinging to his arm like a leach and his brother sitting next to him glaring dargers at him. Anything to break the tension in the room would make the night alittle more bearable for the teen boy."Umm...why don't we play a game or something?" He asked the other two.
"We could play dress up!" Bebe offered.
"...Bebe there is no way we are going to-" Kyle started.
"I'll get mom's make up!" Ike yelled, cutting Kyle off and running into his parents room."Ike!" Kyle yelled after his brother but to no use. Thirty minutes latter Bebe septed out of the bathroom wearing a loud of makeup, a very sexual school girl uniform and red highhales and her hair was up into two pony tails."Well, how do I look?"
"I love it!" Ike said, a bit of drool running down his chin. Bebe smiled sweetly at Ike, kneeing down and giving Ike a quick squeez. She turned to Kyle, her sweet smile turned into a sexy grin."And...what do you think Kyle?" She soothed slyly moving closer to the red head. Kyle looked her up and down, keeping a straight face he said "I think I saw a girl dressed just like this standing on the corner and getting into cars with old guys." Bebe threw her head back and laughed."Hahaha oh you!"
"Hey, we should dress Kyle up now!" Ike proposed. A sly grin painted on his face.
Bebe squeeled in agreement. But befor They could lay a hand on him, Kyle stood up and folded his arms over his chest to show how serious he was."Okay, there is NO way, no way you two will ever, EVER, dess me up!"
"God dammit." The teen red head said, fidgeting uncomfortably in the tight, low rise jeans he was forced to wear. "It burns my eyes..." Ike whined, rubbing his eyes. Bebe was silent as she eyed Kyle up and down from the White low cut top to the tight jeans she made him wear. Her expression resembled Ike's when she steped out of the bathroom in the sexy uniform.
A loud growling sound was heard and scared the three. The two teens looked over to ike and where the sound was coming from. Ike blushed lightly and smiled awkward."Umm...I guess im hungry." He ran a hand through his hair and laughed, embarrassed. Bebe giggled and picked up ike in her hands. The boy clinged to her as if for dear life not only from the fear of falling mind you. The teen girl carried Ike into the kitchen to make him something to eat.
Kyle sighed, happy to be alone for the time being and tryed his best to enjoy it. He walked over to the couch and layed down. It was alittle uncomfortable for him to move in the tight close but once he was laying on his back he sighed in content and relief. He was just about to fall asleep when two screams came from the kitchen took him out of his confort zone. He got up and ran into the other room to see what all the commotion was about. "What happened!"
Kyle saw that the oven was on fire and the other two were huddle in the corner, screaming. Kyle sighed and grabed the fire extinguisher of the counter. He pulled the pin out of the top and aimed it at the base of the fire, squeezed the lever and sweeping from side to side. The white foam extinguished the fire and everyone let out a sigh of relief."OK," Kyle said calmly, still holding the fire extinguisher."What the fuck happened?"
Still shaking, Bebe and Ike slowly stood up from the floor. "W-well I turned on the oven and the blue fire came out of the pilot and there was a rag over it s-so..." Bebe stuttered out obviously still shaken up about the fire and Ike was no better because he was clinging to her leg and shaking. Kyle eyed the two of them for a while be for he finally spoke again."Okay, lets just make something that DOSEN'T need to be cooked."
"...Like poptarts?" Bebe guessed.
"No, something for dinner."
"W-we could order out." Ike suggested.
"Okay, lets call for city wok." Kyle left the room and called the chinese food restaurant. About thirty minutes latter the food was delivered and they all were sitting on the couch eating and watching a movie. Kyle was sitting in the middle of the the two so Ike wouldn't try anything on Bebe. But that didn't stop Bebe from getting to close to Kyle. She was rubbing her thighs onto his and she was trying to play footsie with him.
Just then she gasped and looked up at the clock on the wall. She gasped again when she realized how late it was."Ike," She called, looking over Kyle at the little boy."It's past your bedtime!" Her tone turned stricked at that last sentence. Ike started to whine in protest, saying he wasn't tired and he wanted to stay up longer. But Bebe shoke her head, stood up and pointed twords upstairs."Bed!"
The little canadaian boy pouted and folded his arms over his chest. Bebe's expression softened and she tryed a different approach."If you come to bed now i'll give you a good night kiss!" She said in a sing song tone. Ike prerked up and bolted up the stairs and into the bathroom to brush his teeth. Bebe giggle and walked up the stairs to tuck Ike in after he was done in the bathroom.
Kyle sighed for the billionth time that night and floped down onto the couch gracelessly. This was the last thing he wanted to do on his saturday night. But aleast in was over...or so he thought.
"Well well well Kyle...looks like were all alone now." A sexy and seductive voice proclaimed from the bottom of the stares. Kyle glanced up at the staires and saw Bebe standing on the bottom step, leaning on the railing.
Kyle eyed the blonde girl oddly and sat up."Umm, yeah I guess." He mubbled as he watched the girl come closer. She sat way to close for confort to Kyle and she started stroking his armed and moving her face closer. "W-what are you doing?" Kyle asked, trying to get as far away as possible. Bebe grined and ran a hand up Kyles thigh, making him flinch."Well, I thought, since Ike's asleep and my job is done, that we could have some fun." She hinted what she ment by 'fun' by winking and moving he face up to kyles and catching his lips in a kiss.
Kyle blushed and tryed to pull away. But Bebe grabed him and held him down on the couch and sat on his middle to make sure he stayed down, laughing playfully the whole time.
"Wait Bebe! Wait!" Kyle cried out and screamed."AHHHHHHH!"