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Summary- . This is my third fanfic(third times the charm) ever. Sorry but I don't know how to do the chapter thing so its probably hard to read. Luigi, who is a cop, gets a clue that leads to an evil organization that's led the EVILEST PERSON EVER! With some completely pointless stuff thrown in. YAY. Hillary Duff bashing. She's evil.....
Officer Luigi heard Mario's voice over the cop radio, "Calling all cars, calling all cars, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethwack OWW, sorry Peach! Where was I, oh yes, The have been reports of H. D.C.D. smuggling down by the docks. As you all know, H.D.C.Ds, more commomnly known as Hillary Duff C.D.s, are very very deadly and should be destroyed. Check out the crime scene and see what you can do."
"H. D. C. Ds!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! They must be confiscated!" Luigi thought as he he rode down to the crime scene as fast as a tricycle could go. He never did pass that driving test...." Oh well 34ths time the charm. "He remembered telling himself after he failed, again.
Luigi arrived at the docks. With his water gun in place, (A.N- It IS a family game.) he snuck into a warehouse. Using his fireball, Luigi opened one of, he saw the most horrifying sight ever.
"HILLARY DUFF CDS!!!!!! AHH!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!" he yelled out. Suddenly two of the smugglers, Captain Falcon and Ganndorf, heard his screams and grabbed him. They brought him to their leader. The leader turned around and Luigi saw the face of the most Evil thing on the face of the earth.
"JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!" The creature let loose with its horrible high-pitched screech of death. Many people had heard of this terrifying creature, but none had seen it or even think that it would ever be intelligent enough to be the leader of an international crime ring.
"Jiggly, jiggly puff, puff, puff, puff, JIGGLY!" It screeched at Luigi. " Uh, sorry what was that?" he asked. This clearly annoyed JigglyPuff as it began to yell and scream at him using its extremely limited vocabulary,
"Jigglypuff, puff puff jiggly, Jigglypuff? PUFF! JIGGLY!!" Luigi used the surprise of this outburst to break free of the smugglers and shoot Jiggly puff with his water gun. The horrid creature was thrown back into the wall by the sheer force of the small squirt. The guards quickly surrendered, not wanting to fell the icy cold, wet sting of liquefied justice.
Luigi was later rewarded for his efforts with a small trophy that looked just like him. He was very confused at how they had made this trophy. He had never gone to a photo shoot oor anything of that nature. He took his trophy and went home.
The End
Well? Was it good? Please don't flame.
Summary- . This is my third fanfic(third times the charm) ever. Sorry but I don't know how to do the chapter thing so its probably hard to read. Luigi, who is a cop, gets a clue that leads to an evil organization that's led the EVILEST PERSON EVER! With some completely pointless stuff thrown in. YAY. Hillary Duff bashing. She's evil.....
Officer Luigi heard Mario's voice over the cop radio, "Calling all cars, calling all cars, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethwack OWW, sorry Peach! Where was I, oh yes, The have been reports of H. D.C.D. smuggling down by the docks. As you all know, H.D.C.Ds, more commomnly known as Hillary Duff C.D.s, are very very deadly and should be destroyed. Check out the crime scene and see what you can do."
"H. D. C. Ds!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! They must be confiscated!" Luigi thought as he he rode down to the crime scene as fast as a tricycle could go. He never did pass that driving test...." Oh well 34ths time the charm. "He remembered telling himself after he failed, again.
Luigi arrived at the docks. With his water gun in place, (A.N- It IS a family game.) he snuck into a warehouse. Using his fireball, Luigi opened one of, he saw the most horrifying sight ever.
"HILLARY DUFF CDS!!!!!! AHH!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!" he yelled out. Suddenly two of the smugglers, Captain Falcon and Ganndorf, heard his screams and grabbed him. They brought him to their leader. The leader turned around and Luigi saw the face of the most Evil thing on the face of the earth.
"JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!" The creature let loose with its horrible high-pitched screech of death. Many people had heard of this terrifying creature, but none had seen it or even think that it would ever be intelligent enough to be the leader of an international crime ring.
"Jiggly, jiggly puff, puff, puff, puff, JIGGLY!" It screeched at Luigi. " Uh, sorry what was that?" he asked. This clearly annoyed JigglyPuff as it began to yell and scream at him using its extremely limited vocabulary,
"Jigglypuff, puff puff jiggly, Jigglypuff? PUFF! JIGGLY!!" Luigi used the surprise of this outburst to break free of the smugglers and shoot Jiggly puff with his water gun. The horrid creature was thrown back into the wall by the sheer force of the small squirt. The guards quickly surrendered, not wanting to fell the icy cold, wet sting of liquefied justice.
Luigi was later rewarded for his efforts with a small trophy that looked just like him. He was very confused at how they had made this trophy. He had never gone to a photo shoot oor anything of that nature. He took his trophy and went home.
The End
Well? Was it good? Please don't flame.