Crossover Adventures~ A KagePro Oneshot-Series

Yo~ TenshiEren14 here and I should be studying for a huuuuge Biology exam I have tomorrow, but I got bored halfway through and this stupid idea wouldn't leave my head. It's a Soul Eater x Kagerou Project thing where Shintaro is a Meister and Kuroha is his weapon. I don't know, I'm a hereditarily very lazy person so this is basically going to become a giant dumping ground for all of my crossover plots that I have absolutely no reason or drive to expand on. I guess every now and again I'll end up writing a part two for a one-shot but unless it's in the title then assume that everything is unrelated and it's a different universe or a different pair of characters.

Also, don't feel scared or intimidated to ask for a crossover, just so long as it's a KP cross and you have a certain character(s) you wish to be in that particular cross. Heck, you could ask for some Vocaloids to be in it for all I care. This is pure stress relief.

Oh and heartachequisition, If you're reading this so if you have any ideas or opinions then don't hesitate to PM me~~

With all of that out of the way, please enjoy my Kagerou Trash~

Disclaimer: I don't own Kagerou Days, Mekaku City Actors or Soul Eater and any or all affiliated characters. I just like screwin' with 'em.

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The night was chilly and the sinister looking moon smiled crookedly as its dimmed light shined over the inhabitants of Death City illuminating a slowly walking figure.

Said figure was decked out in an almost completely black ensemble. He wore a large black hood that seemed to have a red ribbon sewn directly above his forehead. The ribbon ran along the edges of his hood that stopped a bit below his ankles. It was opened just enough to reveal a red jersey and black jeans and boots. He had pale skin and sharp black eyes with a small scowl set comfortably on his features. What was most interesting about his appearance, however, was the weapon that the teen was brandishing. It appeared to be a sword but it was obviously more than that. It appeared to be segmented at various parts and was blood-red in colour. Its hilt seemed to be covered in black and yellow scales. Its surface also seemed to be rather scaly. A long black and yellow chain was wrapped around the teen's waist and was attached to the bottom of the sword's hilt.

The teen seemed to be arguing with the ominous weapon animatedly.

"Kuro, I told you to spit that out! Why the hell did you swallow it whole in the first place?!"

The strange sword, Kuroha, groaned once more. It glowed slightly before a tall black clad teenage boy collapsed onto his knees in the middle of the grimy streets, his last meal spilling out of his surprisingly large mouth. He had relatively long, ebony hair that was tied into a ponytail that ended between his muscular shoulders. His sickly yellow eyes were squeezed shut as he spilled the contents of his stomach violently. His black shirt and hair was kept carefully out of the way by the other teen that, despite obviously wanting to be mad at the sick teen, couldn't help but assist his friend.

Kuroha stopped throwing up shortly after and his friend laid him down in the cold streets gently but still angrily. The teen opened one of his narrowed eyes and a weak smirk came upon his visage, "I thought you were pissed Shin-kun?"

The teen in question, Shintaro, huffed indignantly, honestly even in that condition he didn't let it rest. "And I thought I told you that eating that last soul would give you indigestion."

Kuroha shrugged half-heartedly, "Hey, I'm a predator, if I kill someone I eat them."

"I guess that settles it then." A foreign female voice suddenly called out.

The two lightly arguing friends looked over to where the voice came from and, sure enough, there was a petite blonde girl with blazing green eyes brandishing a large black and red scythe.

"Here's where you die, Black Snake."

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Kuroha couldn't believe it.

He turned his pale head over to his best friend and partner before they both burst out in chuckles. That chick with the scythe thought that she could even touch them? Preposterous!

His chuckles died down slightly as he glanced over to Shintaro, "Hey, Shin-kun, when we kill them can I eat the scythe?"

He grinned maniacally as he observed his friend's shoulders tense.

"No Kuro, you just finished throwing up your last meal. You're full and you know it. Stop being greedy."

The snake-like man frowned at Shintaro's words but he got up from his position on the floor and stretched lazily glancing at their opponents.

The girl had on a long black tailcoat over a white shirt that had a green tie. She also wore a black and red pleated mini-skirt. She wore black and white boots and looked somewhat pissed that they were having a conversation. The scythe on the other hand seemed to be mumbling something about them being 'not cool'.

He glanced back at his partner, eyes turning crimson, and bowed mockingly, a large grin threatening to split his face as he extended his arm to him, "I trust you can help me work off my last meal, Shintaro-danna."

Shintaro grinned in a similar manner and took Kuroha's hand, "Your trust in my abilities appeases me, Hebi no Sakkaku"

The reaction was instant.

The blonde haired Meister had to pull her scythe up in front of her face to prevent her neck from being separated from her slender neck. Her scythe groaned at the pressure and a sudden flash from a fight with Crona flashed through her mind. Her grip faltered slightly and Shintaro pushed off of her weapon, a shockwave echoing through the surrounding area.

No reprieve was granted as Shintaro immediately shot off the ground, causing numerous spiderweb cracks to scatter throughout the ground by the sheer force. A barrage of quickly executed slashes were aimed at Maka's pressure points, the hits were clearly aimed to immobilise.

A swift hit to her throat had her coughing up blood and Soul's worry was immediately voiced by an exasperated shout of 'Maka!"

She quelled his worries by spitting and tightening her grip on his handle.

Maka cursed softly as she observed the way he held on to his weapon. Shintaro held onto the weapon in reverse-grip, its flattened side facing her to act as a blunter. A smooth voice broke her out of her observations, "Maka, they aren't even taking this seriously!"

She glanced down at her partner, Soul, and growled, "I know that! What kind of monsters are they?!"

Her gaze fell back onto the black clad Meister and she gritted her teeth, "Why aren't you taking this seriously?"

Shintaro smirked mysteriously before gripping his weapon, "Hey, Kuro, they're kids from DWMA aren't they?"

Kuroha's yellow snake-like eyes reflected in the shiny, scaly surface of the serrated sword, "Yep, the coat says it all~"

Shintaro grimaced, "Never talk like that again."

Kuroha grinned, "Got it Shin-kun."

Shintaro sighed and raised his blade to block the strike from Soul's blade before flipping away and landing on his feet a few feet away from them. Maka frowned once more before moving to meet Shintaro.

However, the black clad Meister had other plans.

In a sudden, unexpected burst of speed, Kuroha transformed back into his human form and a large, black snake appeared from literally nowhere swallowing both Meister and Weapon.

"We'll meet again, very soon. Maka Albarn."

The duo looked on in awe at the two who had disappeared.

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"Wait, you didn't give them your name!"

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The next morning met the two familiar faces of Soul Eater Evans and Maka Albarn moping on the desks at DWMA. Their friends, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa and Black Star, were valiantly trying to cheer them up… well Tsubaki anyway.

"How could such a cool guy lose to some random guy on the street with some silly sword?" Black Star ranted, effectively making poor Soul feel annoyed at his friend.

The weapon frowned and was about to retort when the door opened and revealed Death the Kid as well as the Thompson sisters. Patty immediately flew over to her friends yelling enthusiastic good mornings and causing Maka to briefly smile.

"So, what's going on here?" Kid asked coolly as both he and Liz joined the group.

Tsubaki's gentle smile became strained as she retold the story of Maka and Soul's crushing defeat. Kid was actually pretty surprised, after all, Maka and Soul were a capable team, able to even handle him if they were serious, so it begged the question, just what kind of people were these.

Before he could even get the words out though, Dr Stein rolled in as usual and took his position at the front of the classroom.

The mad doctor slowly twisted his large screw clockwise and looked at his class from behind his thick glasses, "Kids, it would seem we have two new students today."

Excited murmurs followed the announcement as everyone began conversing about whether or not they noticed two new faces in the hallways.

"Now, now, everyone calm down. Come on in."

The air basically vibrated with excitement as the classroom eagerly awaited the new students.

The door opened quickly and a tall, muscular boy decked out in a white shirt and a black jacket and well as black slacks and soft shoes rushed in. His long black hair was held comfortably back by yellow hair elastic and his yellow snake-like eyes shined with poorly held back amusement.

Immediately following after him, was a tall, lithe boy in a similar outfit brandishing a small metallic stick in the direction of the other student. Instead of a jacket, he wore a red hoodie that had lion ears at the top of it. His eyes were a blazing crimson and his aura was stifling.

"Shin-chan~ Put your toy away, we have an audience~" the taller of the two said, obviously taunting the boy in the hoodie, Shin-chan.

"I'll put it up your ass you slimy serpent!" Shin-chan retorted, still trying to stab the other student.

The entire class was at a loss for words.

The entire class, that it, except one Maka Albarn. Even though they had changed their outfit, she would know those amber eyes anywhere. "You two! What are you…you monsters doing here?!"

This effectively caught the attention of the two new students as well as the entire class. Soul, who finally got a read on the students joined Maka but didn't voice his distaste.

Shintaro's eyes bled back to a startling obsidian and Kuroha just looked on at the two students, a bored visage marring his handsome face.

"Shin-kun, do we know these two?"

"Nope."

"But, they obviously know who we are."

"I noticed."

"Should we do something about it?"

"Nah, too much trouble."

"But, I'm hungry, feed me." The snake-eyed teen attached himself to his friend which startled everyone except the one who was being hugged to death.

"I'll feed you at lunch, Kuro." The boy turned to his dramatic friend and peeled his hands off of his neck as if the appendages were poisoned, "Until then, behave."

Dr Stein, after finally being shocked out of his stupor at the students' souls, adjusted his screw a few nicks and asked them to introduce themselves.

Kuroha looked at Shintaro expectantly and the teen in question just shrugged his shoulders.

"I'm sorry about my brother here; he's a stickler around new people. My name is Kokonose Kuroha."

"I apologise also, my brother has no manners whatsoever. I am Kisaragi Shintaro."

They looked at each other before smirking in tandem.

"Please take care of us."

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Well, now you guys know about the magical siblings. Ha, you thought they were friends? Nope!

Anyway, let me just re-iterate the fact that this is not a series and it's literally just for when I get a random oneshot idea for any of the characters from KP. As I stated above, if you have an idea for any characters or crosses that you want me to do with the KP cast then name it and I'll try my best~~

That's all from your neighbourhood Angel this time,

-Tenshi