Hello~! I have a lot of ideas for oneshots and hopefully you people will like them! The main pairings throughout these chapters will be GerIta, HREItaly, USUK, and other surprise ones! In this and other chapters some characters lines are from my friend DeathDeparture. We text. A lot. In this she was Holy Roman Empire and I was... Everyone else!

Finding Italy is rated K+ for mentioning war and implied yaoi fluff. Here it is~~

'Wow, so this is a computer?' Holy Rome thought. He had just gotten one because of the suggestions from some of his soldiers. He booted it up and did all the normal things to get a computer up and running. Once he was all set he decided to see how his 'Internet' connection was. He was browsing through some sites that helped explain the internet when something interesting came up. It was a program called 'AIM' or AOL Instant Messenger. The description said it was some sort of messenger that let you text with someone if they were online. Maybe… Maybe Italy had an account! Or somebody who knew him!

'Yes…I will download this…And I could very possibly talk to my precious Italy!' Holy Rome did download it. It asked him to make an account so he did that too. It took him a while to think of a good username and even then, he still didn't think it was good enough. He hit the log in button, 'All right, here I go!'

Time: 10:30 am

*EmpireSama has logged on*

*MotherRussia has logged on*

MotherRussia: Welcome!

EmpireSama: Who am I speaking to?

MotherRussia: I am called Russia.

EmpireSama: ...?

MotherRussia: Nice to meet you, comrade.

EmpireSama: Uh... likewise Mr. Russia.

MotherRussia: And who are you?

EmpireSama: I am Holy Roman Empire.

MotherRussia: Oh, I have heard about you.

EmpireSama: Hmm, can't say I know you...Anyways, do you know where Italy is?

MotherRussia: Italy? No, I have to say I do not know his location.

EmpireSama: Damn! Do you know anyone who might?

MotherRussia: Um, Spain might. By the way, you wish to become one with Mother Russia, da?

EmpireSama: Uh... Sorry I'm my own empire and thank you, do you know how I can speak to Spain?

MotherRussia: You can by using the device you are using right now. I believe his username is TomatoBoss. And don't worry, all will become one with Mother Russia. Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.

*MotherRussia has logged out*

Time: 11:04

'…..Well that was slightly odd, I guess I have to wait for Spain to log in…'

Time: 11:27

*TomatoBoss has logged in*

EmpireSama: Hello, is this Spain?

TomatoBoss: Huh, yes it is! Who are you?

EmpireSama: I am Holy Roman Empire, Russia told me you might know where Italy is…..do you?

TomatoBoss: Um, I'd have to ask Romano...

EmpireSama: Please do so, Italy is very important to me.

TomatoBoss: Alright. Romano says you should talk to Austria. Sorry, he's being kind of difficult right now.

EmpireSama: Thank you anyways. Do you know where Austria is?

TomatoBoss: You can talk to him on here, actually. I'm pretty sure his username is PianoMan.

EmpireSama: Okay, thank you very much.

TomatoBoss: You're very welcome!

*TomatoBoss has logged off*

Time: 11:51

'So I have to wait for Austria to log in? Okay, it'll be nice to talk to him.'

Time: 12:17

*PianoMan has logged in*

EmpireSama: Hello, is that you, Austria?

PianoMan: Yes it is. Holy Roman Empire, is that you?

EmpireSama: Yes it is, nice to hear from you again. By any chance do you know where Italy is or how I can reach him?

PianoMan: Italy is eating right now, I can go get him if you wish.

EmpireSama: PLEASE!

EmpireSama: I mean yes.

PianoMan: Haha, ok.

A few minutes passed as Holy Rome waited anxiously. This was it! After so long he was going to finally be able to talk (in a way) to his cute little Italy!

PianoMan(Italy): Holy Roman Empire!

EmpireSama: Italy!

PianoMan(Italy): I've missed you so much!

EmpireSama: I missed you too! I'm so glad to hear from you!

PianoMan(Italy): Me too!~ How have you been?

EmpireSama: I've been okay...The war was really hard on me...And you?

PianoMan(Italy): I've been okay, Austria and Hungary have been really nice to me!

EmpireSama: That's great... I've really missed you, Italy... I never stopped thinking about you during the war.

PianoMan(Italy): I've never stopped thinking about you, either~! Oh, and guess what!

EmpireSama: What my little pasta lover?

PianoMan(Italy): I grew up! It was kind of weird, though, because Austria thought I was a girl. How ridiculous is that! ^^

Holy Rome was shocked. This whole time he had thought that, by the way Italy dressed, she (he, he mentally corrected himself) was female. He gave a reply.

EmpireSama: ...Wait...Y-you're a boy?

PianoMan(Italy): Yes, of course I am!

Italy was a boy. Italy was a boy. Italy was a BOY. He quickly made an excuse to leave, he needed to think over this new information.

EmpireSama: Umm...I-I gotta go, my boss needs me, but stay in touch, okay?

PianoMan(Italy): Uh, okay! And Holy Roman Empire?

EmpireSama: Y-yes?

PianoMan(Italy): I love you! :D

*PianoMan Has logged off*

Time: 12:59

Italy had logged off before he could finish typing a good-bye. He stared at the screen at the three small words that invaded his mind. He finally tore his eyes away, smiled, and pushed the 'Log Out' button.

*EmpireSama has logged off*

Please review if you got this far and have wonderful, Hetalia-filled days~!