Someone is going to be mad at me. I can't stop starting stories. WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MYSELF?! WHY MUST I CURSE THIS WORLD TO AWFUL, CRINGE-WORTHY STORIES?!

But anyway, here's a new story for you all to hate on.

This is a Natsu x Erza x Lucy story, caused why not? While I don't exactly like NaLu, since it's also Natza it's alright.

This takes place before Tenrou Island.

Crossover elements will exist, but if you knew me by now you would have expected that. However, there will be some crossover things that will be different than what I usually do. You will see what I mean when we get to that point.

Anyway, enjoy, or not, I don't care you all have your opinions.

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Chapter One: Captured

Natsu woke up due to a loud noise that got his attention. Looking through the window it was clear it was still the middle of the night. The fire dragon slayer didn't tend to care much about noise, but this one felt like something, or someone was approaching his house. Happy was still asleep though, as the blue exceed was most likely dreaming about either fish or Carla. Or both.

Anyway, the pink haired fire dragon slayer left his bedroom and headed to where his kitchen was. Everything seemed normal, but just to make sure Natsu went through the door. Now the Fairy Tail mage was outside.

Natsu looked around, but he couldn't see or sense anything or anyone.

"Huh… was I just hearing things?" Natsu wondered, as he wasn't feeling as cautious right now, "*Yawn* Maybe it was just some animal nearby-."

*WAM*

Natsu was unable to finish as something slammed into his head, effectively knocking the fire dragon slayer out cold. Before his eyes closed though, he saw a figure standing over him.

But then everything went black.

'OUTSIDE MAGNOLIA'

Currently outside the city was what looked like some sort of vehicle. It looked big enough to hold a few people in it. The back of the magic powered machine was open to see two people. Currently they were wearing the same kind of clothes.

"So…," The first person began to speak, getting the other next to him to look, "Magnolia, the place where the goody two shoes Fairy Tail guild lives. What do you think their favorite music is?" He finished as if he was trying to make a joke.

The second person simply looked at the first person in confusion, as the first person was waiting with a giant smile for the second person to finish his joke.

"Uh… orange beets?" The second guy responded unsure.

"…You're really sheltered are you?" The first person questioned the second guy.

"I read an entire book about peach farming on the way here you tell me." The second guy spoke back. Before the first guy could answer back…

"Shut up the both of you," The two turned to see a third person coming out of the front door of the vehicle, "Stop wasting your time on dumb jokes. Besides his jokes are awful."

"Wow… hurtful." The first person spoke back in a fake hurt tone.

Before anyone could say anything else, the third guy noticed someone heading towards them. Luckily, it was just one of them. However, who he was carrying got all three of their attention.

"Guys! I hit the jackpot!" The fourth person exclaimed with joy as he threw the unconscious Natsu on the ground.

"I can't believe it… you ACTUALLY managed to grab the Salamander of Fairy Tail?!" The third guy questioned in disbelief. The first and second guys were too shocked to say anything themselves.

"Yup! I managed to get the drop on him!" The fourth guy answered with stars in his eyes, "Oh boy, he's going to sell for a LOT guys. We're going to be rich!"

"This is awesome!" The first and second guys shouted with joy.

"Quiet!" The third guys exclaimed at them, getting them to look at him in confusion, "Are you trying to wake up the city with your shouting? Keep it down!"

One of them was about to respond, but then another voice got their attention.

"Hey guys!" The four turned to see a fifth person running up to them with a giant bag with him, "I managed to grab one of the mages!" This got them interested.

"You managed to grab one too?" The third guy questioned in surprised. First was the Salamander, now another one? They were going to get rich.

"Yup! Here she is!" The fifth person exclaimed as he put down the giant bag, and proceeded to pull out an unconscious body with was none other than Lucy.

The fifth person was happy at his accomplishment, but the other four were simply confused.

"Uh… who's she supposed to be?" The second guy asked the fifth guy.

"I think she's their celestial mage," The fifth guy explained, but noticed the looks he was getting from the others, "Look, she looked like the easiest one for me to grab without failing okay?!" He shouted at the others.

"Calm down, I guess it's better than nothing," The third guy spoke. In his eyes, it was better to get one not-well-known mage than no mage at all. Besides, he's sure some pervert out there would be willing to pay big bucks for the blonde. However the third guy realized something, "Wait, if she's a celestial mage, where's her keys?" He asked the fifth person.

"Her… keys?" The fifth guy blinked in confusion.

"Yes her keys. She's a celestial mage, so she should have spirit keys on her then." The third guy explained.

"…Was that that those keys were?" The fifth guy started to remember, "I thought those were just normal keys, so I left them there."

This didn't make the third guy happy, as he went to grab and shake the fifth guy.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THE KEYS?! WE COULD HAVE SOLD THOSE FOR GOOD CASH YOU IDIOT!" The third guy shouted as he continued to shake the fifth guy. The shaking caused the fifth guy to have swirls in his eyes.

Luckily the fifth guy's torment would end as the group then noticed two more figures heading their way with a person sized bag with them.

"Guys! You won't believe what we managed to get!" The newly arrived sixth person stated excitedly as the seventh person was also happy.

"Is it a friend?" The first guy asked them in a sarcastic tone.

"Ew no. Behold…" The seventh guy spoke as he opened the bag. The sixth person pulled out the knocked out person. This got everyone's eyes to widen in shock.

"That's…" The fourth person started to speak, but couldn't finish due to being so surprised.

The unconscious person the sixth and seventh guys managed to knock out and bring back was none other than Erza Scarlet herself.

"You two managed to grab Titania herself?!" The third guy basically shouted, as he couldn't believe that they managed to get such a mage.

"That's right!" The sixth person began to explain, "You see, she was still awake when we encountered her. But due to our superior strength and intellect, we managed to beat her!" He boasted as he and the seventh guy were smirking.

"…You got caught and knock out her out by accident didn't you?" The first guy asked with a deadpanned stare.

"…Yes." Both of the sixth and seventh persons admitted as they hung their heads down.

"Man, this is our lucky day! We got the Salamander, we got Titania, and we got… whoever the blonde is. Should we attempt to snatch more of them before heading off?" The second guy suggested to them with stars in his eyes.

The third guy shook his head.

"No, it's too risky. We're lucky enough to get these three alone. I think we managed to grab enough of them to make a good profit," The third guy explained to them. The others figured that the third guy was right, as he spoke again, "Now get the anti-magic cuffs on them, throw them into the back of the vehicle, four of you stay back there, and the other two with me in the front."

"You got it!" They all replied back as the second and fifth guy put the anti-magic cuffs on the unconscious bodies of Natsu, Erza, and Lucy. They got them onto the back of the magic powered vehicle, and chained them up to the ground so they wouldn't go anywhere. The fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh guys stayed in the back while the first, second, and third guys got up front.

The third guy activated the magic lacrima powering the vehicle, and they all began to drive off.

"Sweet profit here we come!" The third guy shouted as he and the others laughed as they droved away from the city of Magnolia.

For the unconscious Natsu, Erza, and Lucy, this is the start of a new chapter in their lives. unfortunately, it won't start pretty for them.

Alright, there's the first chapter of the new story. I'll try to make chapters longer in the future.

I didn't bother naming the bad guys here because one: I'm awful at coming up with names. And Two: These guys aren't that important. Probably the next chapter will be the last time we'll see them after they put the three mages for sale.

So what did you all think? Good? Bad? Want me to kill myself? Let me know.

See you all next time, whenever that will be.