Right, lmfao, me and Reace discussed why Itachi REALLY killed his clan. And here is our theory.
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It was a peaceful, quiet night in Konoha. Well, everywhere but the Uchiha household was quiet. The oldest Uchiha boy, Itachi, was playing his new CD out of his window, singing and air-guitaring along like his life depended on it. The younger Uchiha boy, Sasuke, had been sat outside Itachi's bedroom for some time now, tapping along to this music, and had finally decided to ask his older brother something. He knocked on his door, tap tap tap, and a moment later Itachi answered, sweaty and with his long black hair plastered to his face.
"What?" he said, and Sasuke grinned.
"Whatcha listening tooo?" he questioned.
"Linkin Park.. why?"
"Can I borrow it?"
"No."
"Why?"
"No."
"But 'Tachiii!" Sasuke whined, and Itachi sighed.
"No." He said, pushing Sasuke, and closing his door. Sasuke ran down the stairs wailing.
Five minutes later, there was another knock on his door. He answered it prepared to shout at his annoying little brother, only to find it was his mother, Sasuke clinging to her leg.
"Uchiha Itachi, if you don't let your little brother listen to this CD, I swear, I will confiscate every damn 'Linkin Park' album you own!"
Itachi's eyes flashed a sharingan red.
The next day, Uchiha Itachi killed his clan, and ran off to join an organization called the Akatsuki, who he hoped would appreciate Chester Bennington and his gang. He packed his bag with his precious Linkin Park albums, vowing never to bring them to any harm. He left his little brother alive, because he appreciated good music, and maybe one day, when his Guitar Hero skill was strong enough, he could come to find Itachi, and they could challenge each other to 'Hearts Burst Into Fire' on Difficult mode. It wasn't long before Konoha found out Itachi had killed his best friend too. The reason? Well, he tried to steal Itachi's limited edition 'In The End' t-shirt, of course. And if you ever come across the Akatsuki's hideout, you might just be able to hear Itachi, jamming to 'Breaking The Habit' with his good friend Deidara.
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