bh123-i got bored and decided to make this! plz enjoy! ^.^

Disclaimer: I dont own Harry Potter

1. Stare at him. Just stare.

2. In the middle of class start laughing.

3. When he ask why say "Hehehe........squirrel"

4. Raise your hand in class and ask"Sir, do you know who you remind me of?" then say "you remind me of squidward. you have his nose"

5. Start crying hystarically and run to your emo corner everytime he says your name.

6. When he asks why you did that, blame it on PMS.

7. Pay Harry to lick his lips and wink everytime Snape looks at him.

8. Grab his face in between your hands and stare at him.

9. Then you wait.........and walk away.

10. Scream every time he says the word 'it'

11. When he asks whats wrong say nothing and look around suspicously *shifty eyes*

12. Tie and gag Harry, placeing him infront of Snapes office.

13. Leave a note that says ' Bring 1000 red skittles to the astronomy tower or the boy gets it'

14. When he leans over to check the contents of your potion, grab his nose, then put your thumb inbetween your fingers yelling 'got your nose!!!'

15. Run like hell.

16. Stand up on your chair in the middle of breakfeast and shout 'this goes out to our favriot potions master!!' then continue to sing the emo kid song at the top of your lungs and off key.

17. Poke him.

18. Hug him and scream 'I lurv you!'

19. Call out his name in the halleays. when he ignores you shout 'You can't stop our love!'

20. Continue to cry histarically intil he says he's sorry.

21. ask him why he likes potions so much.

22. When he's done ask again in about two minutes.

23. Continue to do this 'til he gets really angry.

24. When he's in the middle of explaining again shout 'I DON'T CARE WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?! JEESH!'

25. Walk away stomping

26. Sigh like a love sick school girl every time he looks at you

27. Charm his memory so that he dosen't remember what he did last night.

28. At the end of class, wink and say 'I had a lot of fun last night Professor..' Putting emphasis on Professor.

29. Send him great big red pink and lacy valintines day cards everyday for a month.

30. Run to Pro. Mcgonagall screaming ' Pro. Snape invaded my personall bubble! I feel so violated!' Sob into her chest. Watch what she does to our poor, poor professor.

bh123- so.....you like? Plz dont kill me for the suckyness......(is that a word?) I'm thinking of writeing a story where my Oc's fullfill this list....and otherthings that my reveiwers might want me to put against Snape. Your choice so yea....tottelz!!