**Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin; they belong to Watsuki-san. I
can own them only in my dreams.
The Gensai Girls Ask a Question
The Gensai Girls have come to play, and they have a question to ask. They first approach Kenshin.
Ayame and Suzume: Uncle Kenny, where do babies come from?
Kenshin: Oro?!? They're starting to ask questions like this at such an early age? Uhh, why don't you ask Miss Kaoru?
Girls: Okay. They go to Kaoru, who was, unfortunately, cooking lunch. Ayame: Auntie Kaoru, where do babies come from?
Suzume: Yeah, where 'de come from?
Kaoru: What?!? You're asking that? At you're age? (the girls look at her strangely) I mean, they come from momies and daddies. Why don't you run along and play. AHHH!!! She turns back to the strange concoction on the fire, which was, more or less, on fire. Ayame and Suzume go into the yard. They spot Yahiko, who is sweeping. Ayame: Yahiko, where do babies come from?
Yahiko: Uhh... Geez, how am I gonna explain that?
Suzume: Don't you know?
Yahiko: Uh, yeah, but I think Sanosuke can tell you better than I can. Go ask him.
Girls:Okay. They go to a napping Sano. He is lying down under a tree. The girls start jumping on him until Suzume steps on a *ahem* very tender area.
Sano: AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (his face is red and he is doubled over in intense pain)
Suzume: Sorry.
Ayame: We have a question, and no one told us a real answer.
Suzume: Yahiko said ask you.
Sano: (he has now recovered and is sitting straight, a smile on his face after hearing the story) Well, if no one was able to answer and Yahiko told me to ask you, then they must think I'm pretty smart. Well, I don't wanna disappoint them. Shoot.
Girls: Where do babies come from?
Sano: (he scratches his head) Man, what am I gonna tell them. I don't wanna lie to them, they're still young. Hmm... (slams his fist into his palm (the idea motion), Suzume giggles) I got it. They come from the stork.
Ayame: The stork?
Sano: Yeah, that's right.
Suzume: How?
Sano: Well, when a mom and dad want a baby, they send a letter to the stork telling him everything he needs to know. Them the stork lays an egg and when it hatches, it brings the baby to the parents.
Ayame: I have another question. How can a boy stork lay an egg? I thought only girls do.
Suzume: We come from an egg?
Sano: Hey, that's two questions. Yes, a boy stork lays the egg and yes, we come from eggs.
Ayame: What if the egg cracks?
Suzume: Yeah, crack.
Ayame: Or what if the stork gets caught in a storm?
Suzume: What if the baby falls?
Sano: Whoa, whoa, way too many questions at one. Slow down, will you?
Ayame: What if the stork dies? Does it have baby storks or does it have to send a letter to someone else?
Suzume: Yeah!
Dr. Gensai: Now, now, don't bother Sanosuke with all of your questions. Save them for another time. It's time to go now.
Sano: (wipes his forehead) Saved by the doctor. Thanks, Dr. Gensai. Well, see ya, girls. Girls: Bye! They walked out of the dojo, 4 pairs of eyes following them. Just before Kenshin shut the door, they all heard Ayame ask, "Where do babies come from?"
[Mass sweatdrop]
** A/N: So how'd you like that? This is the first comedy I've posted, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't flame me. If anyone's wondering, I forgot about Megumi when I wrote this, so she never shows up. I'll post the sequel as a new chapter soon. Arigatou to anyone who read this and to everyone who's reviewed my stories so far.
The Gensai Girls Ask a Question
The Gensai Girls have come to play, and they have a question to ask. They first approach Kenshin.
Ayame and Suzume: Uncle Kenny, where do babies come from?
Kenshin: Oro?!? They're starting to ask questions like this at such an early age? Uhh, why don't you ask Miss Kaoru?
Girls: Okay. They go to Kaoru, who was, unfortunately, cooking lunch. Ayame: Auntie Kaoru, where do babies come from?
Suzume: Yeah, where 'de come from?
Kaoru: What?!? You're asking that? At you're age? (the girls look at her strangely) I mean, they come from momies and daddies. Why don't you run along and play. AHHH!!! She turns back to the strange concoction on the fire, which was, more or less, on fire. Ayame and Suzume go into the yard. They spot Yahiko, who is sweeping. Ayame: Yahiko, where do babies come from?
Yahiko: Uhh... Geez, how am I gonna explain that?
Suzume: Don't you know?
Yahiko: Uh, yeah, but I think Sanosuke can tell you better than I can. Go ask him.
Girls:Okay. They go to a napping Sano. He is lying down under a tree. The girls start jumping on him until Suzume steps on a *ahem* very tender area.
Sano: AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (his face is red and he is doubled over in intense pain)
Suzume: Sorry.
Ayame: We have a question, and no one told us a real answer.
Suzume: Yahiko said ask you.
Sano: (he has now recovered and is sitting straight, a smile on his face after hearing the story) Well, if no one was able to answer and Yahiko told me to ask you, then they must think I'm pretty smart. Well, I don't wanna disappoint them. Shoot.
Girls: Where do babies come from?
Sano: (he scratches his head) Man, what am I gonna tell them. I don't wanna lie to them, they're still young. Hmm... (slams his fist into his palm (the idea motion), Suzume giggles) I got it. They come from the stork.
Ayame: The stork?
Sano: Yeah, that's right.
Suzume: How?
Sano: Well, when a mom and dad want a baby, they send a letter to the stork telling him everything he needs to know. Them the stork lays an egg and when it hatches, it brings the baby to the parents.
Ayame: I have another question. How can a boy stork lay an egg? I thought only girls do.
Suzume: We come from an egg?
Sano: Hey, that's two questions. Yes, a boy stork lays the egg and yes, we come from eggs.
Ayame: What if the egg cracks?
Suzume: Yeah, crack.
Ayame: Or what if the stork gets caught in a storm?
Suzume: What if the baby falls?
Sano: Whoa, whoa, way too many questions at one. Slow down, will you?
Ayame: What if the stork dies? Does it have baby storks or does it have to send a letter to someone else?
Suzume: Yeah!
Dr. Gensai: Now, now, don't bother Sanosuke with all of your questions. Save them for another time. It's time to go now.
Sano: (wipes his forehead) Saved by the doctor. Thanks, Dr. Gensai. Well, see ya, girls. Girls: Bye! They walked out of the dojo, 4 pairs of eyes following them. Just before Kenshin shut the door, they all heard Ayame ask, "Where do babies come from?"
[Mass sweatdrop]
** A/N: So how'd you like that? This is the first comedy I've posted, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't flame me. If anyone's wondering, I forgot about Megumi when I wrote this, so she never shows up. I'll post the sequel as a new chapter soon. Arigatou to anyone who read this and to everyone who's reviewed my stories so far.