Cow Prostitution
"aw shit im borke again" pearl said
"we got dis" replies Maggie
"I guess we can sell our bodies" mrs calloway said. She had done this many a time before.
How do you think she got that hat?
MAggir, grace, and mrs calloway set off for the town brothel to submot their applications.
"yall got experinec" buck asked them
"shove off bruah we do whudda fuck we want" mrs calloway snapped
"good enough" buck said. He didn't really care he just wanted moneay
The man whose mother stripped at that one bar walks into the brothel. He sees the cows, and in a fit of Freudian-ness, requests the cow that looks like his mother. Maggie stepsss forward
"BITCH betta have my money yup front pls" maggia said
Buck leaDs them to an open room and closes the door after taking ½ of maggies profits. Echos of the camp rock 2 soundtrack filter throughout th ebrotherl
(I ANINT WRINGIN BEASTIALITY HERE SO MOVE ON PLS)
[SEXINGINTESNSIFIES]
Freud guy rushes out of the room in tears and runs out the front door. He doesn't stop running until he reaches the border, at whoch point he jumps the fence and continues running intil his svoliosis forces him to collapse. He die twice
"I got like $3.50 out of that deal, so wa only need like 30000 moier" Gracr said, finally showing up.
Mrs calloway walks out of her room and places 2 grand on the table
"how u do dat" asks maggiei
[the sherrifff sneaks out back door]
"booty poping" mrs calloway says in that annoying accent of hers
demi Lovato enters
she gives a large sum of money to Maggie
"U NO WHAT TO DO" SHWE YELs
They dissappar into the far room.
Buck, grace, and mrs calloway stare at each other in awe as whale noises from the room bounce off the halls
Come and get it plays in the background as they leave the brothel
They millonares no
Fam saved yo
Everyone party now
Bring in the dancing lobsters
Also seek therapy if you really got into this
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