No one was sure whether they would call it narcissism or insanity. But there Izzy - or rather, E-scope - was, flirting with herself. She claimed she was talking to Explosivo.
No one was quite sure what to think. While E-scope was just an alternatve name, Explosivo seemed to be more than that. He was an alter ego, and apparently, he was Kaleidoscope's girlfriend. Then there was also the 'hurdle queen,' Esquire.
She, too, was in love with Explosivo.
Bridgette tried to help out, she really did. But she could hardly be considered a matchmaker, especially considering the circumstances. But Esquire never gave up.
One day, the psycho girl was found kissing her reflection.
"The hurdle queen trumps all," Esquire explained. She kissed the mirror again, as if the cold surface were a man.
And in a way, it was.
A/N: I feel like this could be so much longer. xD Whatever. I'll (hopefully) end up expanding on this later.