"Blaze, you're not in Sonic Forces."

"...Excuse me?"

Blaze blinked before narrowing her eyes.

"What do you mean? Everyone else is there! Silver is there! Zavok is there! Come on, you're telling me that I can't be in your clutter-filled game when all of these other damn people are the-"

Takashi Iizuka, head of Sonic Team, gasped.

"Language!" he cried, clearly upset that the Sol princess had swore.

Blaze shifted in her chair to look at him better.

She bared her teeth slightly before hissing out a word…

"Fuck."

Aaron Webber, that guy who runs the dank Sonic Twitter account, laughed nervously.

"A-are we sure she's not in Forces, Iizuka-san? I...I think that maybe this is a little premature to say…" he fidgeted in his seat.

"Shut up, Webber. We don't need to force another character in." said Sergio, another social media guy from SEGA or something. He might also be the janitor, I am not quite sure and I'm not gonna look it up.

Shun Nakamura chimed in. "Classic Sonic was totally necessary. I wrote Sonic '06 so I have experience."

Blaze gasped.

"You wrote Sonic '06? God damn it Shun Nakamura, you tried to kill me!"

"Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those darned furries."

Aaron looked up. "Nakamura-san, the furries don't like Blaze! She's flatter than the piece of paper that tells me my rent is overdue!"

Blaze's hands engulfed into flames. "What'd you say, punk?" she growled lowly.

"He said you have no boobies. Flat cat tats, itty bitty kitty titties-"

Shun Nakamura was burnt to a crisp in seconds.

"Hory shit, you burned Nakamura-san!" screamed Iizuka.

Blaze scoffed. "Stupid jap."

"That's racist!" shouted Ken Penders. He was apparently there to call people racist and eat the snacks.

Blaze whipped around to face Penders."Dude, shut up, your comic ideas are worse than this fanfiction."

"Oh shit she got you gooood!" howled Sergio.

Iizuka cleared his throat, upset that his friend was burnt to death but not really upset because it's not Japanese custom to get upset.

"Perhaps we can rook into putting you in Forces, Blaze."

"Finally. That's all I needed to hear."

Blaze flew back into the heavens.

That was pointless. I just wasted a minute of my life. I hope you're happy. Dislike, unsubscribe, and be sure not to leave a review. K thx bye