Chapter 1
The Complexity
(A/N This is my first story I have ever wrote, I accept criticism and tips for improving my writing skills A/N)
It was no secret that Po and Tigress have a romantic relationship. They have gotten closer after Kai's defeat... And it all started with a simple kiss... However, some Panda named Li has seen them kissing, and let's say that he doesn't keep a secret well, so now all China knew about their relationship. Both Po and Tigress were trying to hide what happened, but it was all useless. And weeks after this incident, Po started to feel weird when he was around Tigress, he felt... horny. Tigress's body thrills Po for unknown reason, and now he is willing to have a nice night with her, so he can finally unleash this feeling in him. Who knows how it will turn out...
Today was supposed to be unusual, day that none of the students of Jade Palace could know. It was Friday. The morning was usual, after gong students stood up in front of their rooms and bowed their master. Except for one Panda that overslept. But he kinda deserved some more relax, he has accomplished lots of things. Shifu didn't even send anyone to wake him up, but he rather let him sleep.
"Good morning students. As you know, we use to meditate at Friday, but I think that constant training is same as no training, so I am giving you free day today. You can relax or solve problems you didn't have time for."
Furious Five was in shock. Shifu giving a free day ? Without announcement ? They all looked oddly at their master, except for Tigress. She had an angry face. She loved to meditate, it was her favourite practice. After a short while of silence she spoke:
"Master Shifu, can I meditate today ? I feel fresh, I don't need to rest."
Shifu knew that Tigress loves to meditate, but he couldn't give benefits to single person. If someone was doing something, then everyone would do it too.
"No Tigress, no one will be doing something that needs concentration or strength today..."
That offended Tigress. "Now I can't do my favourite training, just because of a stupid free day ?" She thought... Tigress wasn't type of person that did something in her free time. She was training her mental and physical health, so she can stay the strongest from the Furious Five. She always had to be better. After some odd looks on her face, she tried to convince Shifu:
"Shifu, please ! I need to keep my mental health in the best form, and meditation is kind of a relax for me... "
"You can think that by meditating you are calming your heart, but your mind has lots of work to keep you in that state. No, you will not do anything that requires mental or physical concentration, these are my last words..."
Tigress that was again offended silently growled and bowed her master. Others members of the Furious Five were wonder-struck from her behavior. "Why was she offended on such a stupid thing ? She could do something else today, and then she could meditate tomorrow" They all thought... No one understood her behavior. In fact, no one except for Po didn't understand Tigress, she always acted weirdly.
Shifu was going to give everyone permission to leave, but then a sound of a yawning Panda came. Everyone was aware of who just got up from bed. No one else did those sounds, except for...
"(yawning) Good morning guys... Why do you stare at me like that ? I hope I don't have a dumpling in my armpit, or..."
"Panda ! Why do you have such problem to get up on morning gong !"
"Oh, you know my awesomeness needs some rest too... at least you could talk quieter, I wanted to sleep more.. wow, hey Tigress, why are you so grouchy ? You didn't sleep well ?"
"Shut up Po..." Tigress growled, nearly unleashing her claws, but Po's green eyes kept her calm. She always saw such a good and positive person in them.
"Hey ! What Di-" Po wanted to say something, but Crane stopped him, he didn't want claws in his butt. This exact situation happened before and trust me... When a tiger gets seriously angry.. you seriously don't want to see it !
"Po, Tigress is not in her mood today, leave her alone." Replied Crane. Po knew what Crane had in mind. This same thing happened last month, and Po ended with a hole in his doors and with trousers torn apart. Po nodded to Crane's worried thoughts, and rather let Tigress alone.
"Alright students, I wish you a good day. If someone needs something I will be reading scrolls under Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom."
"Yes Master" Everyone bowed Shifu, which went to read those scrolls. The Furious Five with Dragon Warrior started walking to the kitchen.
They slowly walked through the hallway. Po went closer to Tigress and was walking in her tempo. Tigress was busy swearing in her thoughts, so she probably didn't even notice Po. When Po started to look at Tigress, he started to think about those curves under that gold robe, and he got nervous and felt something growing in his pants... Luckily, no one noticed, not even Tigress that was just a few centimeters away from him.
When they finally arrived at kitchen they sat at the table, except for Po who went to prepare breakfast. Everyone was quiet because they used to wait until Po starts the discussion, but he was thoughtful about the "date" he was planning with Tigress.
Po was preparing the breakfast, it wasn't anything special: just plain old soup, but Po prepared it so well, that it tasted like a yummy chocolate cake. Everyone was always slobbering on this, except for Tigress that didn't really care about taste. Tigress herself was still offended by this morning, and she was murmuring under her whiskers. After a short while, the soup was served to everyone at the table, and the breakfast could finally start.
Usually, Po always started the discussion, but he was quiet and that worried everyone.. Po always liked to talk a lot. The first one to notice this was Tigress, but she was busy swearing on this day. But Viper eventually started the discussion:
"Po, you look worried... did something happen ?"
"Uh, what ? Oh, that's nothing just... uh... thoughts about quotes that Oogway said... you know... deep stuff.."
Viper knew that Po lied. He never had a brain big enough to think about such things...She wanted to say something but then she noticed that Po started to smile beautifully at Tigress, he looked so happy. She knew that Po is going to do something with her in the free time, it was no secret that those two have a romantic relationship. Everyone knew that, even Shifu, but he couldn't believe that Tigress was dating... him...
"So, what do you want to do today ?" Said Mantis out of nowhere. "For example you, Viper ?"
"I would want to visit my sisters, I haven't seen them for a while.. what about you ?"
"I will go on a date with that handsome butterfly I met yesterday"
"Seriously ? You already had like 40 girlfriends... is it even worth trying again ?" Said Crane.
"Hah ! Who just opened his beak ! Are you jealous that you never had a girlfriend ? Even Po has a girlfriend, but you can't still get one !"
Po and Tigress both blushed a lot, so much that it could be seen even under all that fur. They hated these jokes about them, it was embarrassing for them. Even after tons of tries to hide their relationship it didn't work...
"Po and Tigress just blushed. (laughing) so, what do you lovebirds want to do today ?"
"I am not a lovebird Monkey... I am sick of all your bad jokes... I am already telling you for 147x time that the kiss was just a bet !"
"Oh, come on Tigress !.. Don't tell me that you didn't enjoy it, you were full of excitement ! You nearly jumped on him and did a French Kiss on him..."
But Tigress got out of control... She made a loud sound of growling and lifted her paw with claws on Monkey.. Monkey that was scared of getting hurt, rather hid his face behind a bowl.
"You do it again, and these claws will end in your butt !"
"Ok, Ok ! Just calm down already..."
"Tigress, why don't you finally admit it.. I know you, you would never agree on that bet. Where is the problem that you hide it ?" Said Viper calmly.
"We just made a bet ! Why do you have to make such a drama from a kiss ?" Said Po loudly.
But Tigress got out of control... She made a loud sound of growling and lifted her paw with claws on Monkey. Monkey, that was scared of getting hurt, rather hid his face behind a bowl.
"You do it again, and these claws will end in your butt !"
"Ok, Ok ! Just calm down already..."
"Tigress, why don't you finally admit it... I know you, you would never agree on that bet. Where is the problem that you hide it ?" Said Viper calmly.
"We just made a bet ! Why do you have to make such a drama from a kiss ?" Said Po loudly.
"But your father sai-"
"I don't care what my father said ! I say that it was a bet, so it is a bet !"
The kitchen became silent... Po was now really angry. He never got offended so much by a joke, he always laughed at it. This was another signal that Po did really have something serious with Tigress...
"That's enough ! I am going to eat somewhere without idiots like you !" Said Tigress with another growl, and offended grabbed her bowl and shut herself in her room.
Everyone was in shock, Tigress never called them idiots. She always understood them and was calming herself: "They are just having fun, I will ignore it" but now she was really upset.. And who would even be surprised, everyone was making jokes about her and Po, and they had to constantly say it everywhere.
"Oh, sweet ! Are you Happy now ?" Said Po with disappointed voice... Everyone was in shock again. Po was really upset, and he just made the worst look on his face ever. He grabbed his bowl and offended walked to Tigress's room. Others were ashamed of themselves. They finally saw Po and Tigress happy together, and they had to ruin such nice moment again. They just stared at the floor. Maybe if they weren't such jerks, then both Po and Tigress would explain their relationship...
"Oh man, I am ashamed of myself, we had to ruin this again..." Said Mantis with sad tone.
"You are right..." Replied Viper. "We will have a deal: No more jokes about Po and Tigress !"
Everyone nodded, except for one ape. Viper gave him a very serious look. Monkey knew what Viper meant by this, he always started these quarrels.
"Okay, no more jokes... But at least we cou-"
"Monkey !"
"Ok, I am quiet now..."
And with this the discussion ended. For the entire breakfast, no one else said anything. Everyone just cleaned their dishes and went to do their plans. The paradox was that they always relied on that Po will solve everything with Tigress, but now they had to solve their problems with Po. They kinda wanted to come to both of them and apologize, but they knew that would be a bad idea... both Po and Tigress were offended by them. Tomorrow would be a better day to do that...
Monkey, Crane, Viper and Mantis were still eating breakfast when Po went to talk to Tigress. Po walked slowly, but he made more noise than a growling Tiger... He stood in front of her room. He was kinda nervous if he should knock or not, but then he realized that he had to talk to her either way and sooner he would do it the better.. He lifted his arm and knocked on the door:
"Hey Tigress I... I know that you don't want to be disturbed and that you are really upset, but I just wanted to talk to you about today's breakfeast.. um... May I come in ?"
Po waited for a minute but he didn't hear any answer. It made him kinda worried, Tigress always liked to talk to Po, why does she refuse him now ? He didn't want to push to her, he could talk to her later. He began to turn around:
"Sorry that I was disturbing you Ti... Just-"
"Aaaah !"
Po got really scared.. he didn't notice that he was knocking on his door, and that Tigress stood behind him the whole time.
"You scared me !"
"Can I ask why you knock on your room ?"
"I thought this is your room..."
"What did you want to talk about ?"
"About breakfast... I know that you are angry at me but-"
"I am not angry at you Po..." Said Tigress with a little smile. Po sighed in relief.
"Really ? Great, so you won't tear me up."
"I don't want to talk about today's breakfast Po..."
"Oh, that's good because I wanted to talk to you about something else."
"Huh ?"
"I know that you meditate during these days and stuff but... I just wanted to ask if you wanted to hang out with me... you know, we could go to..." Po stopped.. he didn't know what to say.. he needed something that would convince Tigress.
"Go to ?"
"You know... uh... Aha ! The tea ceremonial !"
"Tea ceremonial ? You and... drinking tea ? Po, stop making fun of me, you would never do that, you would... "die from boredom" as you tend to say.."
"W-What ? Me and making fun ? Haha, don't be sill-"
"Po, tell me the truth... where do you want to hang out ?"
"(Gasp)... Okay, I wanted to go to a private place where we could have some time for ourselves, and also some food and drink, you know..."
"So you want to go on a date ?"
"Date ? Pfff... of course not ! What we are going to do is... yeah, it is a date." Po gasped.
"I don't know Po... I don't enjoy these things much... Even when I can't meditate today, I wanted to do something clever and-"
"Pleaaaaaase !" Po got that awesomely cute face that Tigress couldn't resist... Tigress was really strong but this face just melted her heart...
"(Gasp) Alright... I will go with you on that... date..."
"Oh, that is so awesome ! Tigress is hanging out with me on a date ! I am the first person ever to go somewhere with THE Master Tigress !" Po didn't want to say this out loud.. He blushed from the embarrassment, but Tigress didn't care much, in fact, she even started to laugh a little and hugged Po. Why ? Mainly because Tigress didn't receive many compliments during her life.
"Wait... didn't you do something ? I mean... you never invited me on a date before... isn't this just a cover plan ?" Said Tigress as she broke the hug.
"Huh ? Hmm, that is a good idea ! I will note that." Tigress did a facepalm... she should have kept her mouth shut.
"So when and where ?"
"Uh... at sunset under Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom !"
"But... Shifu wanted to read scrolls there and-"
"Are you sure ? I mean... no one reads scrolls at dark..."
"Po, he is capable of anything..." Said Tigress with a really nice smile.
"Ok, I will persuade him..."
"Well, as you wish Po... I hope you will not oversleep or be late..."
"What ? Pff, that never happened to me before..." Sad Po full of confidence.
"This morning you overslept the gong... Yesterday you were late at training... At Wednesday you forgot to put on your trousers... on Tuesday you-"
"Ok, ok ! I will just.. not be late"
"Promise ?"
"Promise ! My awesomeness will not disappoint you !" Said Po with even more confidence. Tigress started to giggle. This made Po uncomfortable, he thought that he has a dumpling in his armpit... or does he ?
"Uh... what ?" Asked Po nervously.
"What's the case with that awesomeness of yours"
"The Dragon Warrior is awesome, so much awesome that his awesomeness wins every battle, and-"
"You couldn't defeat me when we were sparring..."
"Heh, I was going soft on you... so you don't get hurt." This sentence offended Tigress. He was basically saying Oh my little kitten, I was worried that something could happen to you... Tigress got upset from this.
"So you are saying that I am weak ?"
"I don't say that but... you know... females are kinda soft, and just one little hit could totally make them cry, and... uh... um..." Po now got scared... Tigress now looked really upset... She wanted to jump on him and scratch him everywhere she could...
"I will give you 3 seconds to quickly ran away Panda..."
"Heheh..."
"One.."
"Tigress, you can't be serious, I-"
"Two.."
"I.. have to go now, soo-"
"Three"
"Aaaaaaaaa"
And Tigress started to chase Po, who started running as fast as he could. It kinda surprised Tigress that Po runs so well, maybe he did learn something when he was training. Po that didn't want to end like cheese so he run really really fast, and of course... during this "chase" he destroyed everything on the way. He ran to the 1000 stairs, where he started to fall, and fall... and fall... he hurt his head on every 50th stair, and let's be honest: 1000 stairs would hurt a lot. Tigress that was giving Po some advantages stopped at the stairs as she was looking on a falling panda. She laughed a little and then went back to her room...
Po was falling for good 5 minutes before he fell to the last stair... he was totally battered and in lot of pain.. even with that much pain he stood up and started walking like drunk while he was scraping his head. It was interesting that he still managed to stand after that many head beats...
"Ah... this hurts... uhh... so much... I should have... arr... kept my mouth shut... ahh" Po moaned. He was regretting that he even started to mention anything about females.. he wasn't really good at this.
It took him a while to begin orientating. All the villagers around were shocked, they thought that the Dragon Warrior was actually drunk or drugged. Po probably didn't even care, he was still busy to remain standing up. After 10 minutes he finally got out of it, and he became at least little normal again.. While still trying to figure out what got Tigress so upset that she had to chase him, he saw that there were markets at the town square.
"Maybe I should buy something for Tigress, she deserves a gift..." Said Po in his mind. He never bought anything for Tigress, and he would want to see her happy to get a really nice gift.. and it could also help him to make Tigress more comfortable and opened, something he needed to convince Tigress to have a pleasure night with him.
There were 17 stands all around the town square. The merchants sold lots of stuff: pans, drawings, carpets, blankets... Po started to look around these stands, and he searched for a perfect gift for Tigress. He searched and searched, but he didn't find anything.. there wasn't anything suitable for THE Master Tigress. He couldn't buy her a pan... He needed something elegant, something awesome.
He nearly lost hope... but then he looked for the last 17th stand, and there a merchant was selling... plushy toys ! Stand full of wooly cute little plushy toys ! Po knew that if Tigress didn't like that, she could just tear it up, at least she would have fun... He started to look for an awesome plushy toy.. there were lots of them: from animals to even plushy toys of Po ! But then, he found a secret slab at the corner of the stand with Tigress plushy toy with it ! It was so fluffy and beautiful, that he nearly melted from it. It was the last one there, so Po didn't take any chances and immediately grabbed it.
He even nearly forgot to pay for it.. the toy cost 50 yuan... 50 yuans ! Po couldn't believe it: how can a toy cost 50 yuans ? Even a bowl costs like 4 yuans ! But he loved that fluffy little thingie so much that he didn't care much, and immediately bought it. He was constantly surveying it, and still melting from that awesomeness of the plushy toy while walking somewhere.
But then he heard a sound coming from his stomach. He knew what this sound means.. because of the "morning discussion" he forgot to eat his bowl of soup. There were lots of stands with cakes, but he needed a real breakfast and a normal food. After some thinking he got an idea. His father has Noodle shop, and he does the best noodles ever ! Why should he pay for cakes when he can eat yummy soup for free ? He decided to get some breakfast there.
While walking into it, he was still surveying the little fluffy Tigress in his hands. He was so proud of himself and was hyped to give this gift to Tigress. After some while of walking he got into the noodle shop, and there he got surprised by two things. One - Noodle Shop was closed today, and Two - Li was talking with Ping... Po immediately knew what they were talking about by their facial expressions... of course, they were talking about a certain Tiger and Panda relationship... He turned around, hoping that he would find any other place where he could eat, but then Ping shouted at him:
"Po ! Welcome son ! Come here and take a seat !"
Po stopped and started to mumble something.. he was annoyed that he has to be near those two, it would be humiliating, sitting near fathers that talk about his love with Tigress. He thought that maybe if he made an excuse they would let him go.
"Oh, hehe... Hey ! Um... I got a job you know.. so-."
"Nonsense son, you don't have any job at Friday... or... hmm, so you finally decided to make me some grandchildren ?"
Po was in shock and the villagers that were walking around too. Everyone was looking at Po with open mouth and wide eyes. Po nearly passed out from the embarrassment.
"Po, just don't do it in my noodle shop ! I won't be cleaning after you..."
"Aaah ! Dad.. I forgot to give you your sleep pills... hehe, I should probably make you some tea so you can stop dreaming !"
Po ran to Ping with great speed and pushed him to the noodle shop, while he locked all doors and windows. He even forgot to say hi to Li, who looked at Po with shock from table 6. Li didn't find comfortable to be watched by all those shocked villagers, so he decided to go to the noodle shop, but the doors were locked, so he just stood there with a little embarrassment.
Po was already doing a classical discussion with his adoptive dad:
"What was that supposed to mean ?!"
"What's the matter Po... I was telling the truth... or you already did it ?" Ping giggled.
"(Growl) Dad !.. uhh... who do you think I would be making cubs with ?!"
"Well, with that handsome Tigress... I like any cubs, and I would be okay even with striped ones"
"(facepalm) Dad, how many times do I have to repeat it... I-DON'T-HAVE-A-ROMANTIC-RELATIONSHIP-WITH-HER!" Po had to lie... he didn't want Ping to tell Shifu or anyone else that he is having a secret love with her.
"Oh, that's pity... Um, don't you want to make her some cubs for birthday son ?"
"Dad, stop !"
"Ok, just stop to be so mean son ! But don't forget what I said ! No naughty games with her in my noodle shop !"
"Aaaaarrrrhhh !"
Po's anger totally nailed it. He grabbed a pan and started to hit his head with it. Ping just stared at Po that was hitting his head.
"Uh... I am going to make you those noodles... And also unlock the door..."
Po didn't listen and continued hitting his head with a pan. Luckily, it wasn't Ping's lucky pan. He was doing it for a minute, but then stopped because it started to really hurt. Po put totally destroyed pan on a small desk that cracked and all the things on it fell on the floor. Po that had a headache didn't even notice it, and with his head full of pain sat down at the table.
Ping made the noodle soup really quick and served it to Po, who had angry face all the time. But that went away when he tasted that deliciously awesome noodle soup. He was getting calm and relaxed again... But then Li entered the kitchen, and Po's good mood went away again. He sat at the same table as Po and looked at him with a worried face. Po was not looking at Li and was busy eating his noodle soup. But then Li spoke:
"Oh, hey Po... Does the soup taste good ?" Asked Li while giving fake smile. Po's faith in having a normal discussion with his dad revived, and he got normal again. After some seconds he answered:
"Hey dad... Um, yeah the soup is great as always. Sorry, I forgot to say Hi to you, I was busy with... "discussing" stupid thing with another dad."
"Oh, great.."
But then Li was silent again. He didn't know how to start the discussion about Tigress without Po growling. But after another set of seconds he spoke with nervous voice:
"Uh... Po ?"
"(Eating Sound) hmm ?"
"I... erm... Po, if I start talking about... um, a thing... can you promise me you will not get angry ?"
Po's face got disappointed... At one moment he thought that he can finally talk to Li about something else then Tigress.
"Ok, I promise... what did you want to talk about ?"
"Po, I wanted to talk about... eh..." Li got nervous. Po knew what he was going to say, so he just stared at him with sour face expression. After some thinking Li gasped and started to talk:
"Po I... Know that it is uncomfortable to talk about it, but... uh, about that kiss with Tigress... Po, I-"
"Ugh... Again ? Why can't you talk about something else then Tigress... You know, maybe how was your son's day, or how he is doing ! But no, both of you dads have to constantly talk about the same thing over and over again !" Po got disappointed.
"That's... not what I meant."
"Yeah... but what else do you talk about right ?" Said Po with offended voice. Li got sad from this and silently stared at the table... This softened Po's behavior, who after some while spoke:
"(Gasp) Okay, dad... what did you mean by that.."
"Po, I... I know that you are lying about that kiss, it was a signal of how much you love her... Because it wasn't just a kiss but you also cuddled with her and looked so happy... But I didn't want to talk about that.."
Po got a questionable face. If not that... then what does he want to talk about ? He thought as he looked at Li that gasped again:
"Po I am... sorry.. for what I caused with my stupid tongue... When I saw you kissing her and then cuddling her I just got so proud of you... I was so proud that my son has such beautiful girlfriend, and when I saw how happy you looked I just couldn't resist telling everyone about it... But now I understand that I just caused more problems than benefits, and I... wanted to apologize... I am really sorry Po..."
Li got really sad as he said it. Po that was shocked by this apologize stared at Li for a while... But after some moments of thoughts, he hugged Li. They both got a really nice smile.
"Ok dad... I forgive you... but don't mention that kiss again... ever.." Said Po while he broke the hug. They both were happy now and got really emotional. Po returned to eating his noodle soup. He was enjoying every taste of it, but then Li asked another question:
"Po... can I ask you LAST question about that kiss ? I promise it will be last !"
"(Gasp)... alright, what do you want to know."
"Do you love Tigress ?" Asked Li with a smile on his face.
"Ugh... Yes... I do love her... and now silence ! No more questions !" Said Po that returned to eating his noodle soup.
"Hmm, so you plan a future with her ?"
"You said LAST question !"
"Heh, I am joking Po ! But you really do plan to have a family with her ?"
"Ugh..." Po got a facepalm.
Li chuckled and started doing a normal talk with Po. After weeks o embarrassing questions, they finally spoke about normal things. They talked about a lot of things: events that happened, funny situations, and just classic "Father and Son" talk. It was a cheerful moment.
Po and Li spoke for a long time and ate lots of noodle soups. They both got closer again and looked content. But then Po quickly pulled away from the table and started to walk in a circle while scraping his head. Li didn't understand what Po is doing and just stared at him. Po started to mumble something and even hit his head against a wall.
"Oh, crap ! I forgot about the date !" Yelled Po, that after saying this sentence covered his mouth. He forgot that he has only 4 hours left to his date. You could say that he still has plenty of time, but for Po, it was a disaster: He still didn't have any blanket they could sit on and he also didn't have food and drink, and he also needed to take a bath.
"What date ?" Asked Li with his mind full of thoughts. Po blushed and started to mumble:
"Erm.. date... uh... with..."
"With Tigress right ?"
"No ! I just called it wrong... it is a... Kung Fu training... you know, Shifu teaching us... stuff.."
"So date with Tigress ? You are doing it good son"
"Ugh... could you please stop with Tigress ?"
"I said I will not mention your kiss with Tigress, I didn't say anything about a date.. hehe"
"(facepalm) I have to go now, see you later !"
"Good luck son !" Said Li that knew Po was lying...
Po started to run as fast as he could. This time he didn't destroy everything on the way... expect for 4 stands and Applecart... Uh.. Well, he ran to the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom. He ran really fast, but it took him half an hour to get through all those steps. now he had only 3 hours and a half to get ready for the date. Tired and full of gasping, Po finally approached Shifu that was reading red scroll with a pink ribbon on it. Po still needed time to catch the breath, but Shifu noticed Po that nearly passed out of asthma. Shifu asked worriedly:
"Welcome Dragon Warrior.. you need something ?"
Po still needed a second to catch the breath, but then he tiredly spoke:
"Hel... uh... Hell.. Hello"
"Did you need something ?"
"Uh... I.. need you to read your scrolls somewhere else... you know..." Said Po nervously. Shifu was wondering if Po didn't cause some problems, or if he was doing another one of his "amazing plans"...
"Why ?" Asked Shifu with a mind full of questions.
"Because... ugh..."
"Because ?"
"Because... Because... Ugh, you know it is uh..."
"Panda !"
"Because I have da-!" Po said what he didn't want to again.. he quickly covered his mouth and started to sweat.
"Da ?" Asked Shifu that thought of the worst scenario what Po meant by that.
"Uh... Heh... Yeah, Da"
"Really ?"
"Yes ! Da !"
"I don't know that word, could you please explain it to me ?"
"Well, it's a... new kung fu move..."
"Hmm, and can you show me ?"
"Well, that is the point ! I need privacy to do that move"
"Po... if you are lying to me-"
"What ? Pff, lying ? I would never, ever, do that !" Po said with a fake smile. Shifu knew that Po was lying, but he wanted to finish reading the red scroll, so he decided to let it slip away.
"Alright Po... I... I will tell the Furious Five that I will be in Hall of Heroes." Said Shifu and he started walking to the destination. Po waited until Shifu was near the Jade Palace and then he started running again but this time down the stairs. Luckily, he didn't stumble on any stair. Going back down took him another half an hour.. Now he had only 3 hours to get everything ready for his date.
After this running, he again got into the village. It was full of animals (A/N I called them animals because Pigs and Goose are not people right ? A/N) that were buying lots of stuff from the stands. So Po started to search through stands and he got disappointed... There was no food left. Even applecart duck already sold everything. "Oh No ! What am I going to do ? Where do I get food for my nice evening with Tigress ! He thought as he was slowly driving mad from his nervosity. He got an idea to cook some cakes himself, but that would take too much time and then he would be late for his date.
So he got another idea, maybe he could first get some fancy blanket where they could both sit on and, and then he could find some food. there was a possibility that someone would open a stand with cakes later. At the end of the town square, there was a stand full of carpets, blankets, pinafores, and stuff like that. Po decided to take a look at it, and his eyeballs nearly dropped from his face... Everything cost too much. He started to look for some less expensive stuff but he didn't find anything under 50 yuans. But then he saw a beatufil golden blanket with a yin-yang symbol on it. He nearly peed from this much beauty.
The blanket was in the same golden color as Tigress's clothing. He wanted it like he never wanted anything else... He thought that maybe if he is THE Dragon Warrior, then he could get a discount. Full of charm and confidence, he stood up to the merchant goat selling it, and he started to talk:
"Hey there... Do you know that I am THE Dragon Warrior ?"
"Yes, I know..." Replied the merchant with a tone like he was dead.
"Well, you know... I saved the world... thrice... And I wanted that golden blanket with a yin-yang symbol on it.."
"So the golden blanket... that's for 200 yuans."
"Two... Tt-t-t-t-t- TWO HUNDRED YUANS ?! Oh, that is pity... I forgot my money... I must save the world you know... I was thinking that... maybe you could... give it for free ?"
"200 Yuans please..."
"Ugh, come on ! I have to save the world from a... villain...ugh... Lord... Lord Whiskers-Kitty Poo has returned and I need to defeat him, but I need that blanket really quick !"
"If you didn't hear, I said that it costs 200 yuans..."
"Arrrrgh !" Growled Po that turned around with disappointment and started to slowly walk away... But then the merchant yelled at him:
"Wait ! Maybe I can think of something..." Po got excited from this, and with lots of confidence stood up at front of the stand again.
"Ok, we can make a deal... I will give you the blanket for free, BUT!"
"My awesomeness is ready to do anything !" Yelled Po with the biggest confidence he ever had.
"But I want Shifu to come here and tell everyone that I am the best merchant ever."
Po's confidence went away... now he was doomed... "How do I convince him to do that ?" He thought...
"Ehm... Isn't there something else I could do ?"
"No.."
"Crap..."
"You can still buy it for 200 yuans..."
"No ! I will bring Shifu here ! And you better make the blanket ready and clean it, because you are going to give it to THE Dragon Warrior !" Said Po with sour voice and started to run to the Jade Palace. While running he was also thinking on how to convince Shifu to do something that much humiliating. In middle of these thoughts, he started to think about Tigress's beautiful fur under that golden robe of her's, and he got even more confidence to get that blanket for their date.
He ran to the Jade Palace through the 1000 steps. When he reached the top he needed short break to catch the breath. After Po got calm again he saw Zeng sweeping. Zeng noticed Po standing in front of him and while still sweeping he asked him a question:
"Hey, what do you need Dragon Warrior ?"
"I need to see Shifu !"
"Oh, I am sorry Po... Shifu is currently with Master Tigress and they are discussing some serious business... and from hearing, it also seems that this discussion is about you." Replied Zeng. Po nearly passed out... today was full of surprises. Shifu was discussing him with Tigress... Oh no, what if he found out ? Po thought nervously.
"Ok, uh... Where are they ?" Asked Po, while from nervosity playing with his fingers.
"Under the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom"
"Are you serious ?! Ugh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH !" Yelled Po full of anger. He didn't wait any longer, he started running again to the Peach Tree. While going there he was angry that Shifu went back. "Seriously ? He said that he will be in Hall of Heroes !" Thought Po loudly.
"Po ! Wait ! Master Shifu gave me order to not disturb them..." Yelled Zeng, but it was useless. Po didn't hear anything and started to run even faster. This made him tired a lot sooner, and in middle of his path he needed to take a break. He sat down on one of the stairs and quickly breathed. After some sitting he got an idea:
Wait... Why should I try to convince Shifu to do such thing, when Shifu can give me money and I can then buy the blanket He thought. After it, he started thinking of an excuse. It took him while, but then he got really malicious idea. He evilly smiled and continued running to the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. When he arrived at top, he saw Shifu and Tigress meditating. Discussing huh ? He thought offended.
To make his excuse realistic he started running in a circle until he was totally exhausted and without any strength. After it, he slowly went to these meditating masters. Shifu immediately noticed him and got nervous. He and Tigress stopped meditating and stared at Po that was half dead.
"Mas- master... Shifu..." Yelled Po catching breath between words... Shifu got scared from this, Po really looked in bad state. With worried voice he started to ask him what happened:
"Po, what happened !"
"Huh... uh..."
"Po, did something happen to you ?" Asked Tigress really worried. After she nearly lost him lots of times when battling Lord Shen and Kai she really started to take care of Po, and if she discovered that something happened to Po it would make her full of rage and thirst for revenge. She was kinda like his mother, very protective.
"I uh... saw a dying Leopard... his name is... uh... Leo... Yeh, Leo ! And he has a disease, and the only cure is a golden blanket that... does some stuff... well, it just heals the disease ! I wanted to save his life so I went to the town square to buy it, but it cost 200 Yuans, and I don't have them ! I tried to convince the merchant but he thought that I am a thief... I thought that you may have that much money..." Answered Po with fake emotional syllables.
"Ehm... Yes, I have... but-"
"Oh, thank you Master Shifu ! Now I can save his life !"
"Alright then... Tigress, you go there and-"
"Wait ! I thought that you would send me to buy it.." said Po with nervous thoughts.
"Tigress is faster and more flexible, she can do everything in time."
"No, no ! I must buy it !"
"Why ?" Asked Shifu with a questionable face.
"Ugh... because... She... uh... doesn't know which blanket"
"You said golden blanket." Replied Tigress ready to jump out and go as fast she could to save that leopard.
"But there are two versions ! And one of them is fake, and only I know which one is real !" Yelled Po while doing something with his fingers from nervosity.
"Uh... Alright..." Shifu put 200 yuans into Po's paw "but you must be really quick ! There is a life risk here !"
"Roger That ! The Dragon Warrior completes the mission immediately !" Said Po full of confidence and he started running back again. He ran as fast as he could not turning around.. When he approaches 1000 steps he remembered that when he was falling then it took only 5 minutes to get down there... He thought that he could maybe take this shortcut, but he was scared of it and decided to rather normally run... but...
He tripped over the first step and started falling, again... but this time he covered his head, so he doesn't have a headache like last time. He was falling for about 3 minutes this time. When he reached the last step he took a second to sort things out in his head and then started running to the stand with blankets.
While running he was moaning from pain in his back that was now in really bad state. He finally got to the stand and stood up in front of the merchant. A few moments ago he pretended that he was exhausted... now he was exhausted for REAL.
"Uh... ah... the golden blanket please..." Said Po while breathing fast. He put 200 yuans into his hand. But then the merchant goat got evil smile:
"Oh.. that is pity... that blanket costs 500 yuans now..." Said the merchant... Po got so angry from this that he grabbed the merchant by his neck and stared at him with upset face. The merchant got really scared from this, even tried to pretend that he is dying.
"Now pay attention you dummy ! You are not going to steal money from me ! I say it costs 200 yuans, so it costs 200 yuans !"
"Alr-alri-... aahr... Alrigh-" The merchant tried to agree with it but he couldn't say anything because his neck was busy in Po's paws. Po that heard some slight word hints released his neck and grabbed the blanket. He now got really hyped and he was full of happiness. But he still felt guilty that he stole 200 yuans from Shifu. He started to walk away, while the merchant was trying to get calm. Po rolled the blanket into a blank scroll and started to walk through the village.
But then he felt stunningly bad smell.. from all that running and sweating he got really bad smell. Po decided to take a bath in his old house because he couldn't "play" with Tigress while smelling so bad. He walked to the noodle shop where Ping was polishing the tables and posters... yes, he polished posters.. when it got to business, Ping was capable of doing anything. Po didn't want Ping to notice him, so he got into "stealth mode"
While mumbling a song, Ping sensed familiar smell... after a second he knew who just came to visit him... with an upset face, he turned around to Po, who was slowly opening the door to the noodle shop:
"Po..." Said Ping with upset voice. Stupid, Stupid, Stupid ! Mumbled Po in his head. He nervously turned around:
"Ugh... yes ?"
"Po.. so you come here, you smell like burned tofu, and you don't even greet your father ?!"
"Ehm... Hi ?" Replied Po. Ping got that "you are doomed" face, which really scared certain Panda. Po quickly entered the noodle shop and closed the door. With a little sigh, he entered the bathroom. He hid the fluffy little Tigress toy and the blanket on a secret place and started to fill the bathing basket with water. After it was full of water, he gave it some bubbles and left his trousers on the floor. He sat in the basket and gasped from all that relax...
He really enjoyed bathing in hot water with bubbles. After some seconds of sitting in it, he thought that he could maybe take a nap, so he closed his eyes and got into relaxing position. And then... he fell asleep.
Flashback Dream
Po's POV
It was a sunny day. Me and Tigress were visiting my father in the Panda Village. At first, I thought that I will go alone, but Tigress volunteered to go with me. That really surprised me, but I was so happy that I will have a companion and such beautiful and awesome companion. When we arrived everyone greeted us... Mei Mei was flirting with me again, I totally hate that. While I was trying to get rid of her, Tigress was pulled by Lei Lei to play with her. She would make a great mom one day.
I finally got rid of Mei Mei, and I went to my cousins... We were doing lots of funny panda stuff, and I was having lots of fun. At least until evening. There was a dance show prepared for us, and also a big table full of awesome food ! So much food that I couldn't even name ! But whatever, the taste is the most important. When sunset approached the village I went to the table. I nearly passed out from the awesomeness. I sat near my dad and started to lick my lips from all that awesome smell. After a minute everyone around the table started to eat.. I wanted to eat too, but something was not letting me do it...
I got sad for unknown reason. I looked at the chair near me that was empty. I don't know how is it possible, but I missed Tigress when I wanted to eat. I looked around to see where she is. and she was standing near a peach tree few meters from the table looking at the sunset totally alone. I wanted her close near me, I always loved when she was near me: When she stood near me, I felt both satisfied and in love... I decided to invite her to sit near me:
"Hey, Ti ! Come sit near me !" I shouted while waving her. She turned around and looked at me with her amazing, beautiful smile. She nodded and came to sit near me. She was even more beautiful at close sight. When she decided to finally change her vest into a golden robe she became so much more female, and I loved that. Her fur was shining the same way as her golden robe did, and that totally melted me. But what was also melting me was the super awesome food ! I was now happy and started eating all those yummy cakes, dumplings and lots of other food stuff I found on the table.
While eating, Tigress started talking with me:
"Hey, Po... Uh.. How is it going ?" She asked me. She probably wanted to just talk about simple things, but she wasn't good at that. She knew how to talk emotionally or angrily, but when it came to chit chat she was totally hopeless.
"It is great ! This food is so amazing that I can't even describe how awesome it is !" I replied with a mouth full of food. Tigress mumbled something and then with a bored face stared at the food... She didn't even touch it. I decided that I should raise her mood. I swallowed the food I had in mouth and... I also wanted to try the dumpling cake... so then I ate that, and then I started to talk to her:
"Hey Ti... Did somebody ever told you that you have beautiful shiny fur ?" I made a compliment to her. She started to blush, and with wide opened eyes stared at me. I didn't know what was wrong.. maybe she was just surprised. I decided to tell her another compliment:
"And do you know that you have eyes red like fire, full of awesomeness and prettiness ?" She started to blush so much, that I could see it even trough her orange fur. She then did the most awesome and the most beautiful smile ever.
"T-Thanks, Po... Nobody ever told me that" This totally melted me. We stared at each other all the time. It was so beautiful sight right in front of me... I even stopped eating food, because the only thing that interested me was Tigress's gloriously beautiful face. We stayed like this for the entire half of the dinner time, smiling and totally in love...
But then we heard a sound of instruments... Everyone stopped eating and made attention to Mei Mei who just arrived. I didn't like that person... She wasn't bad or something, but she always flirted with me and that was embarrassing and uncomfortable. But she did awesome kung fu and dancing. Me and Tigress started to pay attention to her.
"So, before the actual show, I would want to greet the Dragon Warrior and this show is dedicated to his accomplishments as saving the world and totally melting my heart" Said Mei Mei and then started to dance... This got me upset. She didn't greet Tigress and she was annoyingly romantic again. But she danced really cool and that got my attention. As I watched her dancing more and more it kinda raised my mood a bit, until I was fully concentrated on her skills of a dancer. It was really cool..
But then I felt amazing, soft and fluffy feeling on my cheek. I turned my eyes that way and what I saw totally melted me. It was Tigress's face... She was cuddling with me. It was the most awesome feeling I ever experienced. I was totally melted from it and stopped looking at the dancing. This fluffy fur that was rubbing my face was 1000x more awesome then ribbon dancing. Tigress even did that Purr sound that I loved. I was both in shock and in love, but I didn't care about that much. My dad that was sitting next to me looked confused, but I tried to rather not look at him and try to ignore his facial expression.
"So now I am your pillow ?" I said while enjoying the feeling. Tigress smiled at me and replied:
"Oh, Po, but you are so fluffy (purr)" After this, she was cuddling even more. I was totally melted from it, it was such awesome feeling. And I was in shock: I would have never expected Tigress to cuddle with me and be so softened. At one moment, I thought that someone used a shift stone... but when I saw her beautiful look on her face I immediately let that thought fade away...
We were cuddling for a while, but then this awesome feeling went away. I confusedly looked at a chair that was now empty and tried to find Tigress... But then I saw her standing in front of the table near Mei Mei that was putting ribbon into her paws. This was the best awesome day ever ! Not only that Tigress cuddled with me, but she is going to also dance for me !
"Yay ! Tigress is the best !" I yelled full of hype. Tigress looked confusedly at me, and Mei Mei got a really evil smile. Tigress herself looked weird, like she was being pushed to do such thing. But I didn't thought of that, I was full of hype that Tigress is going to dance for me ! She swung the ribbon few times, and then...
A BIG DRAGON CAME AND ATE HER HEAD ! BLOOD WAS SQUIRTING ON EVERYONE ! I WAS YELLING AND IN SHOCK, BUT THEN THE DRAGON CAME TO ME AND ATE MY LEGS !
End Of Flashback
"Aaaaargh ! Tigress !" Po yelled as he woke up from the nightmare... He breathed really fast, but after realizing that it was all just a dream he calmed down and got into normal sitting position.. There was something interesting about the nightmare: It had a real structure... It was like a flashback but in a dream. All these things really happened. Of course, expect for that dragon eating heads stuff...
"Po ! How long are you here already !" Out of nowhere came Ping that looked very upset... He was holding a basket with lots of dirty pants.
"Aah ! Dad ! Why can't you knock first ?"
"You forgot that you destroyed doors to the bathroom and you still didn't pay for them ?"
"Oh..."
"Get out of that bath already !"
"Ok, I am going.."
"And did you wash it properly down there ? We don't want Tigress to be ashamed of you..."
"Dad !"
"You didn't ? Well, quickly do it while you still have warm water. Heh, don't worry I won't look"
"Could you please stop with this ?"
"I am just trying to help you Po..."
"You are not helping me like this ! You are just embarrassing me !"
"Po... I have waited for grandchildren for so long, and you still didn't bring any to me !... So now you will nicely walk to Tigress and ask her if she could "help you" alright ?"
"Aaaaargh !"
"Po ?"
"All you care about is grandchildren ! But you never ask your only son Po if he had a nice day, or if he is doing alright ! You see non-existent cubs more important than me ! "
"Po, I-"
"I don't want to hear any more words about this ! You will stop mentioning anything between me and Tigress !" Yelled Po full of anger.
Po was mentally down. He grabbed cloth to wipe water from his fur and he got some pants on. Ping didn't confront Po and was looking at the ceiling with guilty feeling deep inside of his noodle hearth. Po grabbed the golden blanket and plushy Tigress from the secret place and went out to the town square to find a stand with food...
Po had an hour to find some food and get to the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. He went to the town square and he was shocked.. there were only 2 stands that were being closed... It was very strange. Po decided to ask one of the merchants that was selling knives for the reason:
"Hey there, um... why is it so lonely here ?"
"Oh... It's Master Shifu's wish"
"But... Why ?"
"I have no idea... Do you want to buy something before I close my stand ?"
"No, thanks.." Replied Po and the merchant went to pack his things... Po was in lots of thoughts. He didn't understand why would Shifu want to make town square empty... "Oh no... What am I going to do ? Where do I get food for my date ?" talked Po with himself with sad tone...
"On date with who ?"
Po was shocked... again... He swallowed his salivas and slowly turned around. There was master Shifu with upset face standing right behind him. Po got really nervous and started sweating. He started whistling and then tried to walk away like nothing happened.
"Panda ! Get back here !" Yelled Shifu with angry tone. Po came back to his master, and he got very nervous. He tried to make an excuse:
"Hey, M-Master Shifu... I uh... have a job you know... saving some eh... bunnies that need some of my Dragon Warrior awesomeness, so I have to really go now, so byee-"
"Po, there is no such person as Leo, why did you have to steal my money for that blanket ?!"
"What ? Of course he does, he's-"
"Panda ! I sent Mantis as your companion so if something goes wrong he would help you.. and you bought that blanket that you took into your home, and even threatened that merchant..."
"Oh..."
"So you will bring me my 200 yuans tomorrow and you will get punishment, and now explain !"
"Well... uh... erm..."
"Panda, I don't have entire day !"
"Ugh, do you know how hard it is to tell someone I want to hang out with Tig- !" Yelled Po that immediately covered his mouth. He did it again... He just couldn't keep his mouth shut... Shifu was in shock, that panda nearly told name "Tigress". Po had to think on something before he is going to tell Shifu that he wants to have a naughty night with her.
"Tig ?" Asked Shifu confused.
"Erm... Yeah, Tig"
"I don't know that person... Who is she ? Or... He..."
"Ehm... Hehe, I would love to tell you but, I have to go now so-"
"Po, you are not going anywhere until I give you permission to do so !"
"Shifu please I need to get there in time ! If I will be late again she is going to scratch me with those claws !" Shifu was now in thoughts... claws ?
"And those eyes ! They are, heh... beautiful... umm, but they are red like fire and she is going to burn my sight with them !" Now Shifu knew who Po meant... no one has red eyes and claws, unless it is...
"Panda ! You dare to lie me again ?!"
"What ?"
"There is no such person as "Tig".. You are going on date with Tigress !" Yelled Shifu while hitting Po's leg with his stick. Po moaned from pain and then started to nervously laugh:
"What ?! Hehe, how could you think of that ? Me and Tigress ? Pff.. She is a tiger and I am a panda, how can we be together ? I mean... she is kinda weirdly striped, has lots of wrinkles, and those whiskers ? Heh ! That is one big comedy ! Ahah... eh... ugh..." Po swallowed all the salivas he had in his mouth... Shifu was really upset. Po didn't even realize that he was insulting his daughter. Shifu was full of taste to jump on Po and give him Wushi finger hold.
"Ugh... Haha ! I was just kidding !"
"You what ?"
"That was just a test you know... for a master... everyone needs to learn new things right ? Eh.."
"I don't understand... Test of what ?" Confusedly asked Shifu, but Po wasn't there anymore. Shifu was in lots of thoughts. He knew that this Panda is going to do something naughty today, and he remembered how Po was trying to get him out of Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom... He was decided to go there and take a look at what he is going to do.. but later, because now he had meditation in plans, so with a mind full of questions he went to the bamboo forest...
Po ran away as fast as he could, and when he was far enough he stopped to take a break. He was in front of 1000 steps.. he sat down on one of those stairs and just quietly sat... "Why is it so complicated to prepare for a date !" he yelled for himself. He was sad because he couldn't get food for his date... He got idea to ask Ping to make something, but Ping didn't know how to prepare anything else then noodles and tofu, and Po wanted something special.
He sat sadly and was in lots of thoughts... Everything was just so much complicated... Ping that was embarrassing him, Li that got so emotional, Tigress nearly scratching him, Shifu hitting his leg with a stick... and all of this just because he loved someone. He needed a person to talk to... but a woman person, Li doesn't properly understand relationships...
"If only my mom was here... She... She would have helped me with this.." Po thought really sadly and remembered the moment when he lost his mother. He wiped his tears and started thinking about how different and better everything would be if his mom was near him. He got really emotional from this... All of this happening while sun was slowly drifting down to the horizon... it was sad.
But then he felt soft feeling rubbing his cheek... He immediately knew who it was. He turned around and saw Tigress that sat near him and was cuddling with him... He wasn't surprised this time, just sad and clearly with a bad mood.
"Oh... hey, Tigress... What are u doing here ?"
"Well... I just wanted to see my fluffy pillow (purr)" Replied Tigress cuddling even more. Po smiled just slightly, which surprised Tigress. She thought that Po loves cuddling. She decided to inspect his unusual behavior:
"Po... Something bothers you ?"
"What ?.. Uh... No.. It's just... a thought..."
"Hmm... Then I should make you think of something else.." Replied Tigress surprisingly romantically. She was now licking Po on his face, which was both funny and lovely to Po. But then he broke the cuddling and made that confused look on his face:
"What is going on here ? In the morning you wanted to scratch me, and now you are cuddling ?"
"I... uh... (sigh) well, let's just say that I changed my opinion.."
"Changed your opinion ?"
"Po... Ehm... After our uh... first kiss, Li saw us and he told the entire China that you and I are together... Others were looking at me weirdly and everyone was asking me stupid questions and... it was just nerve-wracking. Because of this I was really upset about everything and I was acting like a little child... And I was really wrong to you Po... I was harsh and strict to you so it looks like there is nothing between us... But... Now I understand that I should express my feelings to you Po and not hide them... I mean.. Everyone already knows about our relationship, so maybe it is finally time to uncover the truth to everyone. To finally make peace."
"Wow.. uh... You really think that ?"
"Yes..." Tigress replied with smile.
"Oh... That is so awesome Ti !"
Tigress wanted to say something but she was now busy with her lips. She was in shock, with wide eyes opened she just stared at Po that was deeply kissing her. Po always gave her a hint or at least warn her, but now he just basically "jumped on her". Tigress didn't do kissing much, she liked the feeling but she found disgusting to exchange salivas.. so she was kinda against it, but after like few seconds she "tuned into wavelength" of Po and kissed him really emotionally while closing her eyes. This kiss was even better than the first one they experienced in the Panda Village. But because of obvious desire for oxygen they had to break the kiss. They were both full of joy and they got into emotional cuddling position.. Po even forgot about his thoughts of his mom, Tigress did really help him... They were sitting like this for 5 minutes, looking at the sun slowly drifting to the horizon. But then Tigress broke the cuddling and stood up.
"I hope you like this... change" Said Tigress with flirting tone. Po happily nodded and full of happiness stared at Tigress.
"I need to sort some things out... Uh, do we still have that date in like... 30 minutes ?"
"You bet it is !" Said Po full of confidence
"Okay... I will be waiting you there.."
"Well, I think I will be waiting you. "
"I am sure that won't happen." Tigress laughed and started walking up to the jade palace... Po couldn't understand how is this entertaining to her: Going up and down through all those stairs. He can't image walking this horror even ONCE... How could Tigress walk these steps 100x times as punishment ? He then realized how time quickly goes... Tigress informed that the date will be in 30 minutes, so that means Po was cuddling and thinking for half an hour ! It felt like few minutes to him... he didn't have any time to find the food so he decided to have his date without it, and began walking to the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom
Po was slowly walking trough the stairs to the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. While doing so, he was thinking on how does Tigress look under that golden robe, and he was drifted into his imagination... He imagined all those amazing curves and that shiny fur, and of course... her, secondary sexual characteristics. He certainly has some interesting imagination, as he sometimes slobbered on his thoughts...
He was three-quarters on his way when he saw beautiful sunset... He knew that he has only 5 more minutes to get in time for his date. So he started running a little, but not too much so he doesn't get tired. He quickly got on the top and now he was finally at the Peach Tree. He was now finally satisfied.. all that stress of preparing for the date went away as he saw a beautiful Tiger figure standing in front of him. He finally did it...
"So you came in time... I am surprised." Tigress giggled.
"Heh, I told you that my awesomeness won't disappoint you !"
"So it seems." Tigress replied while rolling her eyes on Po's funny sentences.
"Tigress ?" Po asked nervously.
"Hmm ?"
"I... I have something for you" Said Po. Tigress got a confused look on her face. She didn't know what could possibly Po have for her. She was looking at his paws that were trying to find something in pockets... After some hilarious searching, he finally found what he was looking for... It was little fluffy plushy Tigress toy.
"Um... I hope you like it." Po gave this plushy toy into Tigress paws. She was really surprised and started surveying it... Po got nervous, because he thought Tigress doesn't like it. After some while of exploring this plushy toy Tigress started to laugh. This made Po uncomfortable, but Tigress looked satisfied.
"Oh, Po ! This is amazing ! Thank you so much !" Yelled Tigress while hugging Po. Po didn't understand why she is so happy about a plushy toy, yes he saw it awesome too, but Tigress ? Even such simple fluffy gift felt for Tigress like the most awesome thing in the universe. It was a great feeling for Tigress, she felt like she was finally loved, so much that someone was willing to pay for a gift for her. She was the happiest Tiger on the world.
She was in big hype and full of joy, but after some while she broke the hug and went behind the Peach Tree to look at the sunset while still surveying the little plushy toy. Po felt really satisfied and was happy that he made Tigress happy. He went under the Peach Tree and he put the golden blanket on the ground. It was amazing, it was soft and beautiful at the same time... The golden color was shining in the sunset, just like Tigress's robe. Tigress noticed this blanket and got interesting face expression...
"Save leopard, huh ?"
"Yeh, sorry... I will bring back those 200 yuans to Shifu tomorrow." Replied Po feeling guilty. Tigress rolled her eyes on this sentence and sit next to Po in relaxing position. She had her head on Po's shoulder and she was cuddling a little.
"I am sorry I didn't bring any food... It got really complicated." Said Po disappointed.
"That doesn't matter Po... I am not even hungry" Replied Tigress while smiling. She began to cuddle a lot with Po, which was lovely to him. They both looked at the sun that just disappeared and dark came... Luckily, Tigress had a lantern, so she lighted it up and placed it near the blanket. Po facepalmed himself, thank god he has Tigress that doesn't forget things...
Tigress got herself into relaxing position.. so she laid on Po like he was her pillow. Po loved when... let's just face it: Po loves every movie that Tigress does on him ! He got relaxed and he was totally in love... But it was really quiet around here, so he decided to start a "chitchat", and after it just wait for the best moment to start his "naughty games"...
"So erm... Your fur smells really nice Tigress"
"Hmm, you smell nice too"
"Really ? So the bubbles are useful for something after all..."
"So you had a bath for me ?" Tigress felt like she was getting a compliment so she began licking Po on his cheek. Po absolutely loved it, it was both funny and lovely.
"Tigress ?"
"Hmm ?"
"Do you like something on me ? I mean... physical..."
"Well, if you want to know... You are like my bed, I love being on top of you, and you are like a plushy toy.. (purr)"
"So you don't mind that I am fat ?"
"That doesn't matter Po... I love who you are" Said Tigress licking Po on his neck... Po was happy about it. Someone finally liked him for his Po appearance, not for his title.
"Now you" Said Tigress out of nowhere.
"Ehm... what ?"
"Tell me, what you like on me." Po got surprised by this question. he never thought that Tigress would ask him such thing. He thought for a while before saying anything.. he just loved everything about her.
"On you ? Everything... you have furry and shiny fur, beautiful eyes, absolutely perfect figure, and awesome lips.." Tigress blushed really hard from this. She began to lick Po on his belly and began to wrap her tail around his chest. This made Po really horny, and he got kinda nervous from it. No other female has ever been touching Po so romantically...
"Po, if you don't like it just tell me"
"What ? No... it's driving me crazy, hehe... It's just... This is my first time that... Female is touching me... you know..." Replied Po really nervous. Tigress giggled and laid on interesting position... She put her head on Po's crotch and her legs onto Po's legs. This got Po so horny, that he could feel something growing in his pants... He started sweating that something might happen. Well, he kinda wanted her to touch his manhood... but he needed some time to get ready to be naked in front of Tigress, and he wanted to make her relaxed before doing so...
"Ehm... Po... you have nunchaku in your pants ?" Tigress asked while rubbing her head.. This made Po sweat a lot, and he nearly exploded from the nervosity.
"Ugh... Y-Yeah... nunchaku hehe... I have it for safety you know... If bandits show up-"
"That is definitely not going to happen.."
"Ugh Tigres... could you please... Eh, be in different position ?"
"Oh, Sorry Po" Tigress noticed that Po wasn't comfortable in such position, so she sat differently... She rested her head on Po's shoulder while her butt was on Po crotch... This made him even hornier, but the beauty that was sitting on such position was kinda calming him... "Well, if she thinks that it's nunchaku then I won't disagree with her position" He thought for himself... They both sat quietly watching as first stars showed up in the sky... It was really nice moment between them.
"Po ?" Tigress asked out of nowhere.
"Yes ?"
"Won't your dad Li be disappointed ?"
"Why should he ?"
"I mean... If he will be okay that you are dating a Tiger... it is unusual... pandas should like pandas you know..."
"I didn't grow with pandas so I guess I have different tastes..."
"I didn't grow up with tigers either..." Tigress got sad face... They were both quiet, until Po decided to speak to her feelings:
"Do you wish to meet your parents someday ?" He asked her... Tigress thought for a while, and after a long gasp she replied:
"Honestly... no... They left me alone in a strange place like I was nothing for them... And even after so many years, they didn't come to visit me or something... They threw me away..." Replied Tigress, with a little tear coming from her left eye... She was strong and thought, but she could get really emotional... She looked really sad... Po wanted to change her opinion and raise up her mood:
"Tigress don't say this... They surely had a reason to leave you there... Look, when I got the flashback of mom leaving me, I also thought that she left me because she didn't love me... And hey, she saved my life from that evil peacock... I am sure that they are looking for you and travel trough all China to find you."
"But... (sigh) you are right... I should not judge it before I know the whole truth... T-Thanks Po-" Tigress wiped her tear and strongly hugged Po... "Thanks for being such amazing person... You are the best thing that could ever encounter me.."
Both of them got very emotional... They were in a big and strong hug and emotional position... They stayed like this for a while, but then they broke the hug and just stared at each other's eyes... Tigress had her arms around Po's neck while sitting on his crotch and Po was holding her hips. They both looked only at their's love eyes. It was such beautiful sight.
"I love you" they both said in union...
"Now it is the time" Po thought. He slowly tilt to Tigress... When their noses touched, they both closed their eyes and got into a deep and amazing kiss... It was even more amazing than the one at the 1000 stairs... It was a beatufil sight. Po wanted to make Tigress happy, so he lifted his arm and put his paw on Tigress's shoulder. He slowly massaged it until Tigress was fully relaxed. Then he unbuttoned one of the buttons on her robe and started to pull out her golden robe by her shoulders...
He was already at her chest when he was pulling out her robe... He was so enthusiastic that he is taking off clothes of a woman. And he was so happy that he could finally make Tigress more relaxed... And of course: feel the pleasure.
But then Tigress opened her eyes really wide and kicked Po out. She was in shock, and she just stared at Po that was that much insulting to try to undress her. Po was now so scared that he even tried to run away, but Tigress put her leg onto Po's neck. Po started to pray and he sweated really lot.
"Po ! Why did you try to undress me ?!" Tigress yelled full of anger.
"I am sorry, sorry ! I just wanted to... ugh"
"Wanted what ?!"
"Ugh, it is hard to tell !"
"Po ! If this is one of your stupid pranks with Monkey, then guess where my claws will end !"
"Alright ! I wanted to sleep with you !"
Tigress got a confused look... She put away her leg from Po's neck and calmed down.
"Sleep with me ? Po, I don't sleep naked."
"No, that's not what I meant !"
"Then what ?"
"I ugh..." Po was playing with his fingers from nervosity that he has to tell her literally.
"(Sigh) I wanted to have... sex with you... Look, I am sorry Tigress but you are making me so horny that I couldn't resist it anymore and-"
"Po..."
"And I just wanted to unleash that feeling inside of me !"
"Po !"
"Hmm ?"
"What's sex ?"
To be continued...