notso Passive Agressive Notes

by Compelled

It must be hard living in a house with, approximately, thirteen other people. Here we see little tidbits of how the beloved Organization members really feel about each other. :Hints of pairings, LexZex mainly, but allows imagination:

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To our apple-bottomed Castle mate,

We must formally request that you do not use the copy machine in the laboratory to scan your lower parts.

While we do very much appreciate that you marked them clearly with Vexen's name, we still do not what the 'surprise' of finding them before he does.

If you still feel it necessary to leave these little tidbits, set them on his desk.

Thank you,

V and VI

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*Written on a post-it and stuck to the locker room shower entrance way*

If you have a naturally bright and uncommon hair color…

DON'T LEAVE YOU PUBES IN THE SHOWER, YOU DIRTY JACKASS.

Larxene

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*Stuck under a pan of brownies*

I would like to let the food stealer know that I touched Xigbar when inappropriate places before making these brownies.

You may eat them, as they are special for you. See, I even left you out a knife.

Chef

*Addition to the bottom of note*

I would like to say that the food stealer did not eat these brownies. I did.

Xiggy.

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*Posted in the Common Room on a post-it shaped like a Rubber Duck*

For the person who sings in the shower:

You have the wrong lyrics.

I have taken the time to write down the proper lyrics for you, and placed them in the envelope below this letter.

Please memorize them before you sing in the shower again.

~DemDem ;3

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*Also posted in the Common Room, written on sharpie on the cork board*

To the members who thought of offending the Superior in future notes:

DON'T DO IT.

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

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*taped on the entrance to the upstairs hallway*

To My Roommate:

You take off your clothing at night.

Stop.

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*stuck on the mirrors in every bathroom*

If anyone feels the urge to use my dental floss again, I will wrap it around your genitals until they falls off.

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*Written on several post-its and stuck to every washer and dryer in the laundry room*

I would appreciate if people would stop putting my underwear in Larxene's room/laundry basket.

I know you guys know they're mine.

Wishing you hearts,

Roxas.

^That's the newb, guys.^

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*Notes were taped to the table infront of every chair except for X in the dining room*

The next wanker who asks me if my prick is pierced will awaken with the shock of a piercing of their own.

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*taped to the Superior's door*

I hate to ask this, but would it be possible if we could change rooms around? I'm not sure what Vexen gets up to at night, but it is making my nipples change color.

...Zexion is mocking me for it…