WOW Hey, guys! This was supposed to be a one-shot but I decided to make it a chapter or two longer. Idea from a friend. Hope you enjoy!

Seto absolutely could not believe it. He was currently sitting on a couch looking at the very people he hates the most. Why you ask? Because Mokuba just had to accept the party invitation. So now he is stuck sitting at this lame-ass party just to keep an eye on him. It was ridiculous, honestly, of all the people his brother had to associate himself with it had to be Yugi and his friends. To make it worse that miserable excuse for a human was here, Joey.

The only good that came out of being here was the alcohol. As soon as he spotted it he got up and grabbed himself a bottle. Kaiba removed the cap and took a swig of the amber liquid. It moved down his throat quickly and before he knew it the bottle was empty. He got up to get another but sadly as he reached the area where it was kept he saw the one person he wanted to avoid most, Joey Wheeler. Seto glared at him as he grabbed a few bottles and turned away. Before he knew it, it was almost midnight and he had drank an entire six pack. He was still angry that he had to spend his Friday at Yugi's house for a stupid party, not to mention that there were only a handful of people there not including Mokuba and himself. He wanted to keep drinking, even made it his personal goal to drink more than Joey, who was catching rather quickly. As he went to stand up he got the sudden urge to vomit and he sneakily made his way up the steps to the bathroom. Seto made it just in time too. By the time he closed and locked the door his face was in the bowl. When he finished he sank down to the floor, where he passed out in front of the sink.

Little did he know that Joey noticed him sneak up and quickly realized that he'd gotten sick. After he had been gone for almost an hour Joey ran up to check on him. He grabbed the handle but it was locked. He stretched up and grabbed the key Yugi always hid on the door frame. Once he opened the door he found Kaiba passed out on the floor. Suddenly he got the urge to piss, so despite Kaiba on the floor, he did just that.

Kaiba woke up and looked over at Joey and groaned, hitting his head off the wall because he realized that he is not dreaming. Joey literally just pulled out his dick and took a piss right in front of him. He closed his eyes hoping that he would just go away because he was not in the mood to deal with him right now. "He, I was wondering when you'd finally come to" Joey began as he zipped up his pants. Despite his wishes the exact opposite happened. Joey kept talking to him, asking him question, which he ignored completely. Then he began to poke at his arms and cheeks if he wasn't as drunk as he was right now he would flipped out and punched him in the face but because he was he just let it slide. That's when he felt something crawling up his thighs and when it reached his crotch he popped opens his eyes to see Joey's hands on him. Now enough was enough, he let the mutt poke his cheeks but this was too much. He sprung forward and grabbed Joey's wrist and stared at him with the judgmental look he always has on. Joey must have been extremely drunk because what he did next was risky, he leaned forward and kissed Kaiba on the cheek. Seto pulled back in disgust, "Get off me you fucking mutt," and wiped off his cheek.

Joey lost it, he began laughing and snorting. And eventually became too much for himself, he doubled into the floor laughing so hard that he started to cry. As Joey calmed back down he heard Seto clear his throat. "We should have sex." Joey quickly looked over at Seto who was looking away from him, "It would be nice…" Joey remained silent and after a few minutes Seto continued, "We would still hate each other." Joey drunkenly agreed and climbed on to Seto's lap. They stared at each other for a few moments as Seto ran his hands up Joey's thighs and then leaned forward. He brushed his lips against Joey's chapped ones and ran his hands up his sides. He moves his hands to Joey's jaw bringing them closer and deepened the kiss. They both pulled back breathlessly, slightly panting. "So, do you have any condoms or lube?" Seto asks straight out.

Joey starting laughing again, "No, this was supposed to be a party for kids. Why would I bring that kind of thing for a kid's birthday party?" He kissed Seto again and when the two broke apart he rested his forehead against Kaiba's.

"So, how are we going to do this?"

After some thinking Joey smiled "Just use some saliva." Kaiba just kind of nodded and moved his lips to Joey's throat. He bit down, not hard enough to draw blood but enough to leave a mark; he continued to suck on the bite. Above him, Joey groaned out his name giving him more courage to continue. He managed to get Joey's shirt and pants off as well as his own. Seto pushed Joey back on to the bathroom floor, crawling up between his legs and placing both hands on the side of the other's head. He brought his lips Joey's swollen red ones in a sloppy kiss. He forced Joey's mouth open which gave him the chance to slip his tongue in. Kaiba broke away with a smirk looking down and the mess beneath him. Joey had a bright red face and lust filled eyes, and at the moment, the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.

"Rather eager aren't we?" Seto said as he craned his neck to whisper seductively in Joey's ear making him whimper and squirm beneath him.

"Shut up!" Joey brought his knee up to grind on Seto's erection, and in response the older boy grasp breathlessly.

Seto moved his hand to grab Joey's hard member slowly moving his hand up and down the shaft and Joey bucked his hips, begged for more friction. Instead he kept his slow teasing pace and brought a few fingers up to Joey's mouth. "Come on pup, suck," Joey opened his mouth and moved his tongue around the digits making sure they were wet. Seto took them out once he deemed them wet enough. Soon enough Joey felt a finger at his entrance, he hissed in pain but was quickly distracted as Seto finally moved his hand quicker up the leaking member. Kaiba then added another and then finally a third until Joey was shouting out in pleasure. He pulled them out and moved his hand down his own shaft, spreading the pre-cum to use in place of lube. Kaiba positioned himself at Joey's entrance and slowly pushed in. His pace was slow at first, then gradually got faster. Joey cried out in pure bliss as he felt Seto go deeper inside of him.

Both could feel a familiar heat buildup in their stomachs, Seto was the first to cum, filling Joey to the brim with his warm seed. After he pulled out he sat Joey back in his lap and began to pump him. Joey moaned, throwing his head back as he came moments later.

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