Disclaimer: I'm not getting paid.
A/N: I've had this on my hard drive for about a year or so and I tried so hard to think of a story to go along with it…but I simply cannot…I fail. I'll just post this anyways.
SakuxSasu Yaoi?!
"Finally!" Sakura shouted triumphantly, "After so long! My plans can finally be realized!"
'Mwahahahahahaha!' Inner Sakura laughed maniacally. 'Sasuke-kun will finally be mine!'
It had taken her years and years to perfect her ultimate technique, and in the process she'd earned a deep respect for Naruto's ability to pull off such a move as an academy student, but still she just couldn't bring herself to ask the dunce for help in creating her own amazing jutsu because she knew that he would just laugh or make fun of her or get on her nerves. Plus, he had become her new ultimate rival.
She'd studied every thing she could about the dynamics of it, practiced precise chakra manipulation every day, and at long last, she'd finally done it, and now it was time to test its quality. She stood before her mirror and performed the hand seals, focusing hard on the proper dispersion of chakra to all the proper areas, and then, with her eyes closed tight and butterflies whirling in her stomach, she called out the name of her new jutsu.
"Gei-Boi no Jutsu!"
There was a bang and a puff of smoke and Sakura felt…different. She waited nervously for the smoke to clear and when it did, she peeked open an eye and looked and saw the most gorgeous man she'd ever seen staring back at her. She…he…grinned stupidly, his tongue fell out of his mouth, and her…his… nose began to spurt blood.
'YES! YES! OH GOD YES! IT WORKS! IT WOOOOOOORKS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Sasuke would not escape her clutches this time around.
No matter how gay he was.
Hopefully I earned a smile at least. If you've read something like this before, I'd love to read it too. Thanks for reading. : )