2 weeks after A Puppets Heaven…
Sasori woke up, a little later than usual, and started getting ready. Every day he had to wake up, get dressed, have breakfast, and wait for God to tell him he could spy on Deidara. He was ready by the usual time, but God was late. An hour later God still hadn't appeared, and Sasori left to go investigate.
'Now lets see,' Sasori thought, leaving his house/cloud, 'Its ten fifteen on Thursday, God is… At Dunkin Donuts!'
Sasori ran of, reaching Gods favorite donutery in five minutes.
"Hmm? Hey Sasori." God said, finishing off his coffee.
"Why haven't you told me I could spy on Dei yet?"
"Huh? Dei died earlier. If you go to the gates now, you can probably catch him."
"Thanks!" and with that Sasori took off in the direction of the oh so famous pearly gates.
In another fie minutes Sasori reached the gates.
"Pete! Has a hot, blonde guy with a scope on his eye come in today?" Sasori yelled at the saint.
"First, It's St. Peter, not Pete. Second, He's coming soon so be patient." And Sasori calmly obeyed the saint.
After fifteen minutes he saw Deidara come through.
"DEI!!!" Sasori screamed, jumping on top of Deidara.
"SASORI DANNA!!!" Deidara screamed back, as the two burst into tears of joy.
Eventually the tears ended, and Sasori showed Deidara around.
"… And this is where I, soon to be we, live!" Sasori yelled at their last stop, the cloud/house.
'Hmm…' Deidara thought to himself as the two entered.
"Hey danna, would you like to take a shower?" Deidara asked, with more than a shower in mind.
Sasori stopped dead in his tracks, a look of panic quickly overtook him.
"Umm, that's ok Dei, I uh… already had one this morning!!!" He said, putting a hand up to his nose.
That's when Deidara knew something was wrong…