Naruto Bloopers
[Naruto Shippuuden, ep1


Kaori: This really went out of hand. I was really in a hurry to finish this. I needed my sleep. Haha. Anyway, this is dedicated to all who reviewed and favorited (is there such a word?) the previous one (i made that the second chapter). And also for those who waited for this update. You guys rock! I'm not sure if i was able to live up to your expectations, but I swear I did try. honestly, i'm not quite satisfied with it but with all the school stuffs and all, i really don't have much free time. . and btw, just like my usual excuse for errors and such, this is unedited, so just pretend my grammar's perfect. Lol.

Special thanks to kitsune13 (did you change your name to sasori-is-my-boyfriend? nywei, i was really encouraged by your message. thanks ), c1trus, PirateCaptainBo, Skritch, Black Moon's Shadow, Keruki.

Disclaimer: Naruto's not mine coz if it is, you wouldn't even have heard of it. XD

LIGHTS!

CAMERA!

ACTION!


TAKE 1

The sound of hurried footsteps can be heard echoing along the deserted corridors, down the endless path lit only by candles. Sweat trailed from his forehead, accompanied by heavy breathing but he showed no sign of stopping any moment.

He came across a door and swiftly opened it, only to be greeted by an empty room. "Kuso!" he cursed silently as he continued down the corridor. He made a sharp turn left, although he has no idea where he was going. He found himself in another empty room but he still pursued the search.

After some time of searching and running around in circles, his heart was beating fast and his breathing was heavy as he leaned on the wall for support. He was about to continue after a minute of rest but before he can do so, a hand grab him from behind.

"What the--!!?" He was given no chance to reach for his kunai because he was quickly pinned on the wall. "Let me go, bastard!"

"Keep it down, dobe!" the attacker hissed at him.

"Sasuke?" blue eyes squinted in the dark to get a better look of its assailant. "What the hell are you doing here?! You're not supposed to be here! It's not in the script! Nakamura-san[1 will mff—"

A pair of lips descended upon his in an attempt to shut him up, which was indeed effective. "You talk too much," Sasuke whispered as he rested his forehead on Naruto's. "Besides, you're the one who got lost in the first place. They asked me to find you."

"Ehhh?? That's why I thought the corridors weren't that familiar…" The blonde cutely pouted as he realized his mistake. "Well, anyway, shouldn't we be heading back for the re-take?"

"Nah, let them take their time looking for us," Sasuke smirked in reply as he snaked his arms around Naruto's waist to pull the blonde closer. "Besides… we shouldn't waste an opportunity like this, don't you think?"

Before the blonde can even utter a reply, Sasuke has already kept his mouth busy. He didn't even know how they ended up in a room when they were just in the corridor seconds ago. But it didn't take him long before he started returning Sasuke's advances which eventually ended up in another of their make-out sessions.

In fact, they were too busy making out that they didn't notice the hurried footsteps which seemed to get louder with each passing second. So what happened next turned out to be a surprise for them, although it was a bit expected.

The door to their room suddenly opened and a high-pitched scream echoed all through out the corridors, leaving all those who heard it temporarily deaf for the next few minutes.

"What the hell was that for, Sakura!!?" Sasuke winced angrily as he tried to massage his damaged eardrums.

"You… you… HENTAIII!!!!" As if the damage to their ears wasn't enough, they were both rewarded a punch to their faces courtesy of the Tsunade-trained ninja.

"Ow! You're so mean, Sakura-chan!" Naruto whined and pouted in response while nursing his swollen face.

"It's your fault for doing such perverted things! Go get yourselves a room!"

"We are in a room!! You're the one who went barging in without permission!" Sasuke countered.

"Well, you shouldn't be making out in the middle of shooting a film either!"

"We haven't even reached second base yet!"

Both Naruto and Sakura blushed beet red at Sasuke's sudden outburst.

But it was Sakura who acted first and gave Sasuke another one of her killer punches. "I don't need the details!"

Sasuke cringed as he touched his already twice-swelling face. That last punch was totally uncalled for and he was definitely pissed off. And a pissed off Sasuke is not, never, a good Sasuke. 'cause it's a sign that chaos would start in…

Three.

Two.

One.

"That's it!! You're dead meat!!!!" the air was suddenly filled with the sound of birds chirping as Sasuke activated his Chidori. "Don't think I'd go easy on you just because you're a girl!!"

"Oh, yeah? You wouldn't even last a minute with my punches!" Having said that, Sakura threw another punch in Sasuke's direction.

"Oi, oi… c'mon guys, cut it out…" Naruto tried to stop them but things are starting to get out of hand. "Oiiiiiiiiii… I'm not part of your fight!"

"The hell you're not!!!" Whoever said that, no one knew as they all began to be swallowed by the thick air of smoke that is beginning to form (A/N: Lol. That's how it always ends up cartoons/anime, isn't it? Haha. XD)

"CUT!!!" In another part of the building, the director couldn't help massaging her temples as she watched the ruckus taking place in one of the screens. "We'll have a re-take after they've all settled down." The crew began to get ready for the re-take even though they have a feeling they wouldn't start very soon.

I guess I should've warned Sakura before she opened the room. The director breathed out a long sigh as she watched her main cast beat up each other in a stupid fight. But Sasuke and Naruto were just starting to heat up. Sigh.

.::OWARI::.

[1 That's the director's name. Actually, it's Nakamura Michiyo. That's the name I got when I tried a Japanese name converter. Thought I'd add a little self-insert. Haha.