Disclaimer: I don't own the characters.
I think this is the shortest one shot I've ever written. I haven't uploaded anything in so long, I felt I should post something.
"Kakashi." Iruka sighed as they headed back to the small apartment they shared. "You shouldn't have punched him. He wasn't being offensive."
"He was Iruka."
"How?! All he did was call me pretty!" The exasperated Chuunin argued in response.
"Exactly! How can he call you pretty, when you're obviously beautiful?!"
"…"
Iruka grinned and grabbed the sulking Jounin's shirtfront close as he placed a hard kiss on the older man's mouth.
"Thank you."