This is a story that has been running thought my mind for about 6 months now. It is based off of a dream of mine that's been floating around in there for a while and has time to stew into this wonderful creation. This is an AU of Final Fantasy 7 and Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core. When you see words like 'this', then that means they are Aerith's thoughts. Now here is The Life of a Glorified Agent. Enjoy

Chapter one

BEEP…BEEP…BEEP…BEEP

"Shut up you stupid alarm! Sorry mommy I awake," I said as I slapped my alarm clock. Absent-mindedly walking out into the living room, I stepped over the cats without noticing. Looking out the window, I opened my eyes and saw nothing, but a dark blue sky with pale blue twinkles and an orangey-red horizon.

"Holy Crap! What time is it? But the better question is why am I talking to my self???!!!!!!!" I said with no one around to think that I was crazy. 'Hey! I can just talk to myself in my head, that's a great idea!' Walking back to my room and picking up my DS. "It's five in the morning. Well should I just go back to sleep or should I do my late homework? I think I should do that, yep that's what I will do.' I stopped talking to myself and started to do my Algebra 2 homework that I needed to get done. 'So failing is a big deal to me; what ever.' "At least I stopped talking to my self out loud. Nope that's out loud, aw poopy! I for some reason am feeling a presence with me; it's The Force. "(I love corny Star Wars references)

"So, do you always talk to yourself at five in the morning, oh wait, I know the answer to that question. You aren't usual up this early," a deep voice echoed around me. "That must be the lack of sleep getting to you! Am I right?" the voice rambled.

"That is too true," I said "but I have a question of my own for the mysterious voice that popped out of no where." I was puzzled at the non-existent voice that I was speaking with, and why I am going to continued to talk with this new voice.

"NO TIME! I need to tell you about today. If I where you I would think of today as a liberation of sort. When you get on the bus, tell that to Tifa, and when you get to school, Yuffie. Have fun!" he said as his voice was fading away.

"Wait!" I almost screamed.

"Yes?" he said with a curious tone.

"So how am I supposed to tell my friend that this voice came to me at five in the mourning and told me think of today as liberation? They will think I'm crazy! And who are you anyway?" 'Isn't it wonderful that I am talking to my own mental breakdown?'

"You're not going insane I hope you know, you're just a victim of odd circumstances."

"How did you hear that? I said that in my head!" I said appalled. 'How are my most secret thoughts suppose to be kept to myself? Since you can hear my thoughts, why didn't you answer my questions?'

"All questions will be answered soon. See ya later." He said.

"Do you have telepathic abilities or something?"

"I really need to go or I might get in trouble. I will see you later." He said in a hurry.

"Don't leave! I might get lonely; please mister sexy voice in my head." I stuck out my lip and whined.

"If you need me I will see you later, but I might have to make fun of you for talking to voices in your head," He chuckled "See you later."

"Ok, I think we can talk later, bye bye." Sticking my lip out again, he chuckled again.

'Now there are no voices in my head but my own now. That makes me so depressed. Ok now lets see, oh my god! Its 6:45 already! That will teach me to talk to the voices in my head,' I rushed back to my room 'Oh no! I need to get my sisters up and ready to go to school. On that note, I should probably get dressed right about now too. (In chronological order the three sisters are Aerith (me), Liza, and Catherine)

As I walk into my little sisters' room, I very loudly said, "Come on girls, we over slept! It's 7:10! Time to get up!" 'Yep, I'm mean, but it is the only way to get them out of bed right away.

"Why didn't you wake up earlier?!" Liza said franticly.

"I didn't wake you up earlier because you always yell at me when I do, and I… woke up late anyway." 'Yep, I lied, but what is the use of telling them that I was up at five in the morning talking to a deep manly voice in my head. The last thing I need is my little sisters thinking I'm crazy or something, not that I doubted it.'

"Well I don't mind,' Catherine said as she rushed to get her clothes on, "as long as we're not late for the bus."

"Well then, we don't have a problem, do we?" I said with a snicker.

"Oh My God!" Liza said after picking up her alarm clock. "It's only 6:45! You now what Aerith, You should go into the other room and die. I'm going back to sleep." Liza said with a pissy look on her face.

"I'm very hurt," I said with my lip out and a hint of sarcasm. "But anyway, you can't go to sleep, the bus comes at 7:15 and it is now 6:50. Twenty-five minutes is perfect time for getting ready. Now let's get going; we need to say goodbye before the parents leave for work. I think I'll go die now." 'There's some thing weird; I think I'm missing something.... Oh shit!' I run back to the parent's room. "Mommy Daddy wake...."

"Where awake sweetie, can you please go make some coffee?" mommy said smiling.

"No problem." I grinned and walked away.

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'I wonder why the voice in my head only talked about Tifa, Yuffie, and me; he said absolutely nothing about Cissnei. I wonder what's up with that? I guess I will have to talk to him about that later....'

"BUS!" Liza screamed at the as loud as she could, interrupting my thoughts.

"The bus is coming, bus, bus, bus" Catherine sang in her little jingle.

"Ok sweet heart, we heard you," I said like a sweet, innocent little girl voice. "But just in case you didn't here me, if you don't stop I might just have to strangle, my loving little baby sister."

" Aerith, hurry up, the bus is going to leave," Tifa opened the bus window. "Don't make me come down there!"

"Yes mommy, Coming mommy." I lowered my head like a shamed dog.

"Sorry master, coming master"

"Damn right" Tifa muttered.

"So I am supposed to tell you that some mysterious voice in my head, deep and sexy, told me to tell you and Yuffie that we need to be prepared for something that's supposed to happen today. Don't ask me what, that is all I know." I said franticly, to fast for her to ask questions and to fast for me to see her face until I was done rambling.

"What crack where you on and why aren't you sharing girl? Wow!" Tifa said wide-eyed. "Now how early where you up? How many hours of sleep did you get," she said interrogatively.

"I got eight hours of sleep, and I was up at five o'clock this mourning and I'm not on drugs,"

"Are you sure? Cuz' you seem high to me! Oh no, you're not pregnant, are you?" Tifa flashed an evil grin.

"I'm not pregnant and I'm not on drugs!" I started to pout sarcastically.

"So then, what am I suppose to get ready for?" Tifa questioned.

"I already told you I don't know. For all I know we could go scuba diving in Gym today." I said a bit flustered

"Yeah, living here in little Soldiers Grove, Wisconsin. You make me laugh." Tifa snickered.

"Well, you never know. You think I'm crazy, Don't you?" I asked franticly.

"I have always thought you where, when haven't you been?" Duck turned around to talk to us. 'So duck isn't his real name, his real name is Jake. Duck just kinda stuck after a joke Tifa, Yuffie, Cissnei, and I made.'

"I guess your right, but I am serious this time. You'll see!" 'I sounded like a mad woman trying to say the world was flat or something.'

"Wow! That must have been some strong crack or something. Those voices are getting to you? Lets hope the school doesn't put you in a mental hospital!" Duck chuckled.

"Hear we are, North Crawford High school. The nut house awaits!" Tifa started to laugh.

"Well here is where you get the real good drugs, Tifa's favorite place." I said in a sarcastic tone.