Osomatsu was bored. He decided to go and play pachinko. It was like, 3am. Too late for the pachinko place to be open. But he went anyway. He was persistent, and confident. After all, he was the oldest matsuno brother. He could accomplish anything! Well, not anything worthwhile.
So there he was. Standing in front of the closed pachinko place. It was dark, but he could see the pachinko machines… glinting in the moonlight. His eyes widened. There was someone inside?
He recognized them. It was Ichimatsu. He was tampering with one of the machines, trying to.. What was he trying to do? Osomatsu pressed his face up against the glass, and the alarms went off. Ichimatsu jumped up immediately, and looked around. His eyes fell on Osomatsu.
...Fuck.
He then proceeded to run out the back entrance, which for some godforsaken reason was open. Unlocked. Great. Osomatsu turned and ran as well. Damn it, he wanted to play pachinko.
But the next night, it happened again. Osomatsu was once more bored, at 4am this time, and realized, none of his brothers were around. So he went to play pachinko. On the way there, he passed by the place. THE place. You know, the one?
Anyway, he passed by it, and saw four of his brothers, huddled around something. Something strange. He tried to peek and see what it was, but there was a sudden explosion coming from the group.
"Shit!" Todomatsu yelled, "Abort, abort!"
"We can still save it!" Karamatsu replied.
"Shut up shittymatsu!" Choromatsu yelled as well, and they all began to run off. Jyushimatsu remained however, laughing and staring at the explosion.
No one seemed to notice. Osomatsu continued to stare at the scene, even after Jysuhimatsu had left. He stepped closer to the now burning pile of something.
There was the beginnings of some kind of… machine. There were gears lying everywhere. Osomatsu backed up, and then decided to go to the pachinko place.
He entered through the back door, which apparently is always unlocked. That's good to know for future reference. And so, he played pachinko until like, 6am. What a night!
So in the morning osomatsu finally asked his brothers what the fuck he'd seen. All of them.
Todomatsu laughed, "Oh, it's nothing you need bother yourself with Osomatsu-niisan."
"But-"
"It's nothing." Choromatsu said coldly.
Well okay then. Osomatsu dropped the subject. But then realized something. Where the FUCK was Ichimatsu?
He wasn't in their house, and didn't even show up to feed the cats that lined up at the window. Osomatsu grinned, and ate some of the cat treats. Good. Good shit. But by the end of the week, Ichimatsu still hadn't returned.
Not like he was worried. He really didn't care. Which was probably not a good thing. But like, he just didn't.
Then one night the next week, at 3am, he found himself bored again. So pachinko it was! Once more, his brothers were just, gone. They weren't at THE place, or even at home. Oh well.
Then he reached the pachinko place.
And he saw it.
"WHAT THE FUCK"
Well, um, Ichimatsu was a robot?
The end.