Disclaimers: I don't own Transformers Hasbro does I only own my little OC Trixie.
Summary – Mock on Mary Sue's – one shot humor
The Prime and the Mary Sue
Autobot and NEST base…...
The base alarms rang out that there was an intruder on the base, and that intruder was a human and headed for Optimus Prime's quarters. Optimus had heard the alarm and was headed for the door when a young human teenager walked up smirking up at him.
"I'm Trixie and you need a girlfriend, Prime, so, show your spark. You know you'll love me because I'm so perfect and everyone loves me." Trixie remarked with her hands on her hips and complete confidence in her appearance.
"You are sadly mistaken in that, human, even our relationships take time to develop." He said.
"Not with you and me, you'll fall for me instantly and we'll live happily ever after." She said in an overly confident tone as it was clear Optimus was getting bored and annoyed with her.
"No," he replied firmly.
"Yes," she argued.
"You need to be more respectful, human female," Optimus remarked.
She huffed at that remark he made.
"No, you need to love me and show me your spark, Optimus Prime," she ordered as she stomped her feet in anger pouting. "Right now, darn you!" she exclaimed.
"I already told you no, human, now off with you," Optimus growled.
"No," she stubbornly answered.
Optimus glared at her then.
"I said show me your spark we are after all future mates," she boldly addressed the prime and leader, of the Autobots.
Suddenly, however, Optimus' door to his quarters opened, and in came Ironhide and Ratchet. Ironhide went to step, and before he realized what he had done he stepped on the annoying little human girl known as a Mary Sue.
She didn't have a chance to scream. She was just gone.
"What did I just step on?" Ironhide demanded.
"You offlined a Mary Sue, and trust me they are worse than the Decepticons," Optimus mumbled. "I was half tempted to send her over to Megatron to do as his pleased, though I would not plague him with her presence. I could not do that to my worst enemy, because she was so blasted annoying." Optimus remarked.
"Was that the only one on the base?" Ratchet asked.
"One the base, yes, but in the world, no this planet is infested with them," Optimus explained.
Silence and then Optimus had to add.
"No, Primus help us it is not the last of them," Optimus mumbled.
Silence…..
"Autobots, prepare for the invasion of the Mary Sue's," Optimus replied with a sigh.
Primus, help them all…..
The End