A/N: TEXTING FIC! I've said it before, and I'll say it again...Q = Quinn, and A = Artie. Just in case that's ever NOT blatantly obvious.
Q: Still awake?
A: Sort of...cold medicine. If I'm suddenly gone...that's why.
Q: The cold medicine that makes you high?
A: No
Q: Artie?
A: Maybe a little. But I feel fine. I didn't take very much.
Q: You didn't take the recommended dose?
A: Well, yeah. I meant I didn't take more than that.
Q: ...that's good...
A: lol
Q: How are you feeling?
A: Fine now...kind of fuzzy, but fine.
Q: School tomorrow?
A: I think so...gotta spread the germs, yo!
Q: LOL that's not nice.
A: I shouldn't suffer alone!
Q: ...you're not. School was half empty today.
A: But...ok fine. I won't cough on anyone's face.
Q: ...
A: Oh, right...if they're standing beside me I'll be coughing on their crotch. That won't do anything.
Q: ARTIE! LOL!
A: It's true. And my mind just went to a very dirty place figuring out how that could make someone sick.
Q: OMG STOP.
A: Did I tell you I had a dream about the Lorax?
Q: What? As in Dr. Seuss?
A: Yes, and now I can't get it out of my head. I keep wanting to quote it.
Q: Do you speak for the trees?
A: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Q: hahaha
A: I've wanted to say that to someone all day, and you stole my thunder.
Q: That's my specialty. ;)
A: Apparently! It looks like my curtains are dancing.
Q: Is it windy?
A: No...I'm a bit high...I think.
Q: What was your first clue?
A: I don't know, but I need a hot blond in my bed.
Q: Let me see if I can find one for you.
A: I need youuuuuuu.
Q: You sound like you need sleep.
A: NEVER!
Q: ...ok then.
A: I did not get my Quinta filled today!
Q: ...Quinta?
A: You know. Like quota. But...Quinta.
Q: Ahhh, right...
A: Can I just blame everything I say tonight on the meds?
Q: If that makes you feel better.
A: I should come with a disclaimer. WARNING: under the influence of dexthygkenbfrjeglodgkjge. However you spell that.
Q: LOL!
A: I don't know why things can't have short names.
Q: I agree.
A: You be humouring me, be...n't you?
Q: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wish you talked like that all the time.
A: No you don't.
Q: You're right. I really don't.
A: lol
Q: What are you doing?
A: Lying in bed, texting you, watching The Fifth Element.
Q: I have never seen that.
A: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Q: No...
A: I'm turning it off. We're watching it ASAP.
Q: You can still watch it now.
A: Good...because I lied. Not turning it off. Need me some Bruce Willis.
Q: ...maybe I should leave you alone so you can get back to Bruce.
A: LOL. I didn't realize how that sounded. OMG. The dexthekniehjksblomgemfb has deleted my dirty mind powers!
Q: You should sleep! If you're going to school you're going to have to wake up...and sex o'clock will come too soon!
A: I think sex o'clock should come RIGHT NOW.
Q: OMG. SIX! SIX O'CLOCK! AUTOCORRECT!
A: I love autocorrect. And I love it even more now that you have an iPhone too.
Q: I still haven't figured out how autocorrect works. Because I texted Rachel this morning, and I meant to say house, and it came out as "humanization."
A: Yeah...I don't know either. Now...about sex o'clock...
Q: ARTIE! GO TO SLEEP!
A: BRUCE WILLIS IS KICKING ASS!
Q: Are you watching a DVD?
A: Yes.
Q: Then just turn it off and watch the rest tomorrow!
A: Woman, I cannot turn off Bruce Willis. That's sacrilege!
Q: Well, Bruce Willis doesn't have to go to school tomorrow, so...he says TURN IT OFF.
A: OMG. I just imagined you + BW. And now I feel...OMG I DON'T EVEN KNOW. Should I be jealous?
Q: What are you talking about?
A: I don't know. It's the dextkhlewgmowigmrlgkm!
Q: Ok...this is the third time you've attempted to say that. What do you mean?
A: The cold medicine. It has dexihjlokgmrijijkjmlihj!
Q: ...
A: I can't say it...you expect me to be able to spell it? When I'm high on it?
Q: Artie, go to sleep.
A: But...but...
Q: Artie, go to sleep.
A: Was that a duplicate, or did you mean to send it again?
Q: Artie, go to sleep.
A: Are you using annoyance techniques?
Q: Artie, go to sleep.
A: But...Bruce Willis.
Q: Artie, go to sleep.
A: BRUCE WILLIS!
Q: ARTIE, GO TO SLEEP! I just figured out how to make all caps without having to push it every time.
A: HA! Got you to say something different. Your annoyance techniques fail!
Q: I want you to be at school tomorrow. Go to sleep...please?
A: I'm working on it. I want Bruce Willis's smooth voice to lull me to sleep. This only works if Chris Tucker shuts up.
Q: Do you want me to phone you so my voice can lull you to sleep?
A: No...Bruce Willis FTW.
Q: ...thanks.
A: Kidding. Obviously I love you more than Bruce Willis.
Q: Did you just admit to loving Bruce Willis?
A: In a totally appropriate manner.
Q: Riiiight.
A: You know Bruce Willis has more hotness than you can stand.
Q: Ok, fine. Bruce Willis = super hot. For an old guy.
A: OLD?
Q: Artie, go to bed!
A: Ok, fine...you win. I'm exhausted.
Q: Good night. See you tomorrow! LOVE YOU!
A: Night :) And yes...tomorrow. And I love you too.
A: And dexjwoiegmowirmgwrg loves you too.
Q: LOL! :)
A: :)