Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I don't own Tsunade or Jiraiya. I borrowed them.
Tsunade speaks normally.
Jiraiya speaks in Italics.
Ey Tsunade,
Who's 'Ey'?
Never mind, do you know any good baths?
Down the street. I'll come for a few laughs.
What? Are you peeping too?
NO! You perverted baka, seeing you getting beat is cool.
Hmmph. Whatever you obaa-chan.
Urusai! You ero-san!
Tsunade lets go for some sake!
OK fine! Then we gamble and I win!(Jiraiya snickers) And DAMATE!
Oh, whatever, you old fuss pot.
Old? Haha…As if you're NOT.
Ok, Ok, I give up, legendary sucker.
Yakamashi! And don't make your lips pucker.
I can't believe you became hokage.
Whatever. I want my sake.
Ok fine, you young old person.
Shut up, or you're in treason.
(Snickers) Whatever. Old bimbo.
BAKA! Let's go!
Like on a date?
No, you old grape.
Aww… It's been so many years…NO. I'll keep you in tears.
Keh! Like I care.
Oh…No you don't. You don't dare.
Yes I do. LEGENDARY SUCKAH!Oh. Ok. So Now…SAYONARA! (Tsunade slams Jiraiya onto the opposite wall)
I told you so.
…O-OK…Now...let go.
Author's notes:
Poor Jiraiya…Honestly, if the shinobi countries host a sake drinking competition, Konoha will definitely win. Don't think Sound or Sand will get into the finals, though. Orochimaru will probably go crazy and kiss Kabuto or something and I don't think Gaara can drink.
Vocab: baka- idiot. Obaa-chan- Old Lady. Ero-san- Mr. Pervert. Sake- rice wine. Damate/Urusai- keep quiet/ Shut up. Sayonara- Goodbye. Well, i don't know japanese...just pick up a few phrases here and there...
Well…be nice and review!