Voldemort
This is a very bad filk about Voldemort to the tune of Brittany Spears' ::flinch:: Lucky. In this one, he actually has a heart (sort of)
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This is a story about a wizard named Voldemort.
Early morning, he wakes up.
BANG BANG BANG on the door.
Time to go now, here they come.
It's him all the Aurors want.
They go:
Isn't he evil?
This cruel wizard?
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
Lost in an image
In a dream,
Even the Death Eaters won't wake him up.
And the world is spinnin'
And he keeps on killin'
But tell me- what happens when
he's caught?
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
"And this year's head boy...Tom Riddle!"
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and go!" ::sounds of someone breaking into a room and cackling
"JAMES!"
Isn't he evil?
This cruel wizard?
He's so crazy, but why does he cry?
If he is such a powerful a wizard,
Why do memories haunt him at night?
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
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That was weird. Now I have an image of Voldemort crying. ::shivers:: It's my first filk, and I don't like it that much. I might've missed a couple beats here and there, however.
Disclaimer: I own no one! J.K. Rowling owns Voldemort and Lily and James. Brittany Spears ::flinch:: owns the song.
If you like more Brittany Spears/Voldemort fics, try DameChina's the Brittany Spears Cliché. It's really funny (Die Brittanymort!)
This is a very bad filk about Voldemort to the tune of Brittany Spears' ::flinch:: Lucky. In this one, he actually has a heart (sort of)
*************************************************************************************
This is a story about a wizard named Voldemort.
Early morning, he wakes up.
BANG BANG BANG on the door.
Time to go now, here they come.
It's him all the Aurors want.
They go:
Isn't he evil?
This cruel wizard?
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
Lost in an image
In a dream,
Even the Death Eaters won't wake him up.
And the world is spinnin'
And he keeps on killin'
But tell me- what happens when
he's caught?
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
"And this year's head boy...Tom Riddle!"
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and go!" ::sounds of someone breaking into a room and cackling
"JAMES!"
Isn't he evil?
This cruel wizard?
He's so crazy, but why does he cry?
If he is such a powerful a wizard,
Why do memories haunt him at night?
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
And they say:
He's so evil! He's crazy
But he cry cry cries in his lonely heart thinkin'
"If I s'posed to have a heart of stone,
Then why do these tears come at night?"
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That was weird. Now I have an image of Voldemort crying. ::shivers:: It's my first filk, and I don't like it that much. I might've missed a couple beats here and there, however.
Disclaimer: I own no one! J.K. Rowling owns Voldemort and Lily and James. Brittany Spears ::flinch:: owns the song.
If you like more Brittany Spears/Voldemort fics, try DameChina's the Brittany Spears Cliché. It's really funny (Die Brittanymort!)