One morning, 19-year-old Alice sat on the couch with her tucked in, puffy butt, corduroys. She was very excited because she had just found out that she was pregnant. "Oh," she said, to her magical cat, Chessur. "I cant wait to tell Hatter about the baby, he'll be so happy because it's our first child."

Chessur slurped his spit and spoke. "I'm sucking out my magical bubble and making you kick him."

Alice gasped. "No! The baby will be ruined for him if I do that, you know how sad he gets when I kick him!" Alice pleaded.

"(Slurp) I don't care, I'm evil and you know it. So kick him or you'll be sorry." The cat said, very sinisterly.

Alice began to cry. "You always make me do stupid things like kicking Hatter or saying something really mean to him. He'll think I don't love him now!"

"I DON'T CARE!" the cat yelled. " You do it the next time you see him!"

"Okay! Fine! I hate you, Cat," she yelled.

Later on, Hatter walked in the bedroom were Alice was. He was 50-years-old and very wrinkly. "Hello Alice, how are you do - " before he could finish what he was saying, Alice kicked him very hard. He wailed in pain. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, ow!" He looked up at Alice with tears running down his distraught face. "Why did you do that!?" he asked, with a very raspy, shaky voice.

Alice looked horrified. " Because...because...I was told to, but I didn't want to!" she tried to explain. "I am sorry, Hatter, I really am." She turned and left the room.

Three hours later Alice went back in to check on her husband, who was many years older than her that he could be her father. "Hatter?" she asked, shyly. He didn't answer, he was still lying on the ground crying. Alice sighed. "How are you feeling?" There was still no answer. " I have a surprise for you," she said, now trying to cheer him up. " Hatter, I'm pregnant," she whispered, lovingly.

He looked up with a look of happiness. "You, you are?" he asked, very shyly.

"Yes...yes, Hatter, I am," she said, bending down to kiss his, aged greasy forehead.

"Oh, Alice," he said, forgeting his pain. "I love you so much." He got up and hugged her tightly.

Alice was so relieved that he was happy. "I love you too," she said.

They both went to lay on the bed together and began to decide on names for the baby.