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"This is it" I thought to myself as a wiped my sweaty hands on the closest thing that wasn't my dress, I dare not do that. Jane would kill me if I wiped sweaty hands on my wedding dress one hour before the wedding. I say one hour, felt more like one 1 min to go.

"I always thought you and muscle man would seal the deal before me and Ian."I turned to her Jane slowly and raised an eyebrow, "Or maybe you already have." I had my hopes that Jane and Thor had married in secret, Thor not wanting to angry his father. But it was very unlikely.

"In my dreams..." Jane let an out a sigh and turn away for a second as I reached to scratch my head, but my hand was pulled down, "Don't you even think of touching your hair or I'll taser you with this." She said pulling out my taser.

"Please, Jane. You don't even know how to use that thing," I started before snatching it and hiding it in one of my pockets.

"You can't take that with you, Darcy Lewis." Jane tried to grab my Life Saver but I was too fast and put it back in one of my pockets. Pockets in a wedding dress, I've watched too much Doctor Who and what kind of name was Life Saver, I've got to think of a better name, something like Lightning or The weapon that ass wiped Thor.

"Ah, Ah, Jane. This is my good luck charm and it will never leave my side." I turned to clock. 3:30, almost time to go and marry the man of my dreams. Doesn't time fly when you don't want it to. You know when you're taking a test or it's your birthday and you don't want it to end?

"It's time.." Jane turned to me with tear filled eyes. "I so happy for you. I hope he makes you happy." I hope that too Jane. I will keep telling myself that it was wedding nerves, but sometimes things don't feel right... well I say right, they don't feel wrong if you know what I'm talking about ;)

"Well, one day, Jane I hope that you will live happily ever after, just like you've always wanted." I said as she tried to shake off the tears. I hate when people cry. It makes me feel sad or awkward. And what am I saying about happily ever after, that's not how I swing "And promise me no crying Jane or I'll cry and we all know what happens when I cry."

"What happens?"

"Tony" I shrieked as he hugged me. Tony, he was the father any girl could want. Well if you were the kind of girl who want to flash of all the new she toys she got and go to the so epic parties with people like Clint and the Black Widow. He was one of my best friends and closest family, expect from Jane. Well I say best friends only friends. What I'm a very picky person when it comes to the people I like. I had always hoped my parents would be here, but they died two years before I meet Thor. If it wasn't for Tony I wouldn't be here today, which when you think about it isn't that great.

"I repeat myself, what happens when she cries." He gave Jane a wink. Watch it Stark, if Thor was here you'd be sorry, even though Steve the joy Roger is the one with the crush on Jane.

" Last time I cried I was watching the 10th doctor turn into the 11th and..." Darcy was cut of by Jane.

"Stop right there, I don't want you going to tears just thinking about it. Believe me when I say this, you don't want to know." Jane said pulling Darcy out of the hug and start to fix my dress.

"Well when you girls are ready it's time to go." He said leaving with an evil laugh to scare me. Like I wasn't already scared. Cruse you Tony.

"I can't believe The Iron Man is giving me away and that Thor is my best man. I'm so lucky to have friends like this giving me away. " I said to Jane as she give me a quick kiss on the cheek for good luck.

It was time.

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Here I am. Walking down the aisle to some boring wedding song. Why I couldn't walk down to ""Holding out for a Hero" was beyond me, but Jane had to be the sensible one. I was sweating a little now. Not because I was nervous... who am I kidding of course I'm nervous.

I looked up at Ian. To say he looked pale was an understatement, he looked whiter then snow, Well at least he's nervous. Thor on the other hand was wearing his Asgard armor and was smiling so wide that it hit my face and I was now smiling too. I could always rely on Thor to keep my sprites up. Especially when drinking.

I was so lost in thought that I didn't realize that I was there and Ian was holding his hand out for me. I blushed a little as I grabbed it. I say grabbed, might have broken a few of his fingers. Awkward. Relax Darcy it's not like everyone in the room is looking at you.. oh wait they are.

"We are here to join this man and this women in marriage." Oh its started. Breath women. "Marriage is not something that should be taken lig..." Blah Blah Blah.

That next ten minutes he went on and on and on and o.. Wait I love this bit. Since I was a child I always want the preacher to say that one line and some ex or lost lover to come running thought the doors of the church. I've watch too much TV. I wanted to marry Ian, but I wouldn't mind if someone came though those doors and pulled down the aisle to take me away to paradise.

"Now If any of you know why these two people should be join in marriage, Speak now or forever hold you peace".

I held my breath. Why was I doing that. Maybe because I'm a crazy romantic.

Suddenly the doors slammed open and I almost choked (holding my breath for too long) and everyone else in the church gasped. Could it be true. Did I have a long-lost lover. Hell if I knew, but this dude looked good .What am I thinking. Bad thoughts ;)

"Brother, what are you doing here" Thor's smile turned up side down.

A grin appeared on the good-looking guy's face. He expression was incredible. He had green to blue eyes, it was hard to say, because I couldn't see him properly. I never liked wearing contacts and I wasn't allowed to wear my glasses... so I'm really pissed that I can't see this guy. He had a perfect jaw line and was wearing Asgard clothes with black hair down to his neck.

" Just having a bit of fun." He blew the doors off and ran down the aisle. "Oh, and I need her." He turned to me and grabbed my hand pulling away from Ian as I gasped. Surprisingly his hand was incredibly soft. Stop it Darcy. You don't go around thinking these things, you could one day say then out loud.

Also this thought went though my mind, he turned to look at me as he raised on eye brow. Please did he not just read my mine. "You're going to be fun."

And before I could think we disappeared into thin air.

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One second later I open my eyes to find myself on a ship, much like the one Jane had told me about.

"Who are you." I said shaking a little from the shock. And also because we have just travel by some voodoo magic Loki has... or maybe it was a teleport.. thing.

"I am Loki of Asgard and you are my prisoner." He said looking into my blue eyes. Now that I was closer to him I got a better look at his own eyes, they were green. Nice. Wait did he say Loki, as in Thor's brother. Thinking back I think Life Saver is a great name for my taser.

But if he is Loki , that means Jane... she never told me.

"Jane never told me you were good-looking."

And this is what I'm talking about when I say stuff aloud that should have stay in my head. Nice one Darcy.

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