Chapter 1: The Smash Roster
"A mysterious force is coming, Lady Palutena" Says pit. "It's been taking people with no trace or evidence left behind. So far they've taken Mario, Luigi, Zelda, Link, Samus and many others. What's the plan?"
"Hide." says Palutena.
"Hide!? A big force is coming and all you have is HIDE!?"
"Well, yes. I'm not the brightest, you know."
"Wait... I think I hear something." Pit whispers
Everything goes dark. Palutena and Pit are gone.
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Kirby is walking to king dedede's castle. The drawbridge is already down, oddly enough. He goes inside only to see king dedede lying on the ground, dizzy.
"Kirby! How dare you do that! You're going to pay for that!"
"Poyo!" Translation: I didn't do anything!
"You sent me flying out of my throne and all you say is Poyo!? I'm going to get you for this!" Says king dedede, pulling out his hammer.
Dedede starts chasing kirby around with his hammer. When kirby gets cornered in dedede's throne room, the lights suddenly go dark.
"Hey! Who turned off the lights!? I need to get to my buisness here! Hey! I demand you-"
Dedede is suddenly gone. Kirby feels king dedede's hammer on the ground. He picks it up, sucks it up, and becomes hammer kirby. He uses the rocket hammer setting to be able to see. The hammer suddenly goes out. Kirby is gone.
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"You're too slow!" Sonic had been running around, taunting Dr. Eggman, when he noticed that he wasn't being chased anymore.
"Weird, I thought he was right behind me..." Sonic said out loud.
He suddenly got hit in the back of the head, passing out. Sonic is gone.
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Pacman was hungry. Again. He went looking for food. Ghosts started chasing him, which cause him to run. He then eats an orb and turns around. "Ive got you now- wait, where are they? They couldn't just disappear…" Thinks Pac-Man. He suddenly blacks out. Pac-Man is gone.
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"This time We'll rule dreamland. I'm sure of it." says Meta Knight, piloting the halberd.
The lights go black. "Sword knight! Get these lights back on"
"Yes si-" starts sword knight, but then laid silent. Sword knight and Blade knight are gone.
"Blade knight! Sword knight! Oh well, I'll do things the hard way." says Meta Knight, pulling out his galaxius sword, which starts glowing to light his way. He was about to get hit on the head with something, but he somehow knew. He quickly turns around, then slices it with his sword. A smashed flower pot hits the ground. "A flower pot? A flower pot!?" thinks Meta Knight.
He sharply turns around. He see's a giant floating white hand. He jumps up and slices right through it. It suddenly dissipates into a bunch of black stuff, which runs off. The lights on the halberd come back on. "Whatever that was, it isn't good" thinks Meta Knight.
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Mario wakes up on the ground. "Where am i…" asks mario.
"Welcome," a voice says.
"poyooooooo..." Kirby says, confused. (Translates to: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
"Oh, you too," another random voice said.
"H-hello?" Sonic asked.
"Hello there." The first voice said.
Pac-Man wakes up.
"Well, I think all the others should wake up"
a giant white hand appears with an air horn.
HHHHHHOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKK!
Everyone wakes up with a jolt.
"I see everyone got 100000000% damage to their eardrums… have some food."
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Dark pit was sitting on the edge of a cliff near a town.
"What's going on? Where's Pit-stain? I thought he would be here to bother me…" he thought to himself. "I guess I'll go find him."
IN SKY WORLD
"Pit? Palutena? Where are you?" Dark pit called.
"Pi-" he was instantly cut off.
Dark Pit is gone.
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"Hey look, another newcomer. Wake up dark pit! Wake up dark pit!" says the first voice
Dark pit wakes up.
"Master Hand, I have a butload of newcomers here!" says the second voice.
"Good, set them on the ground"
down came Ike, lucina, marth, robin, duck hunt dog, captain falcon, samus, and many others; all but meta knight.
"Crazy hand, where's meta knight?"
"I keep trying to get him, he just can't be taken."
Suddenly the halberd appears. Meta Knight jumps out.
"Ooh, look who's here to join our party!"
This is today what we know as smash bros. 4